Dirty Princess Drag Skit

Hello everyone Initaially when I was asked to do this show I had no idea what I was going to do so, I thought about it and I decided i'm going to tell you a story ...but not just and story, a story of true loves first kiss Let me start out by telling you a little about myself I'm Princess Danielle and I come from a beautiful, magical kingdom called ... Cleveland. Oh? You've heard of it? Well, then you know the people in my kingdom are so dedicated and colorful. Just walking down the stree you can see that everything is just so colorful Everything is painted with words like "c***-face" "bloods" and "cripps" I don't really know what thoes mean... but they're so beautiful! And the people in my kingdom are so dedicated on every streek corner there is a Magician who will sell you the finest herbs and powders. I assure you they are for medical and love-potion purposes... I often wonder why you would want o make your own love potion when you can buy the best one out there. Maybe you've heard of it...? Yeagermister? Oh! You have heard of it! It's just like in the fairytales. A beautiful princess drinks the magical potion and wakes up in a beautiful castle with a handsome prince in her arms. Well, yeagermister is like that.... ...you drink it and wake up in a frat house being gang-banged by 10 guys. But that's still true love! Ugh, just listen to my yammering on... I still have to tell you about my true loves' first kiss. So, I was walking down the streets of my magical kingdom And all of a sudden a beautiful, grand chariot ulled up next to me. ...it was a chevy malibu. And a young prince comes up to me and says "Hey gurl, you look like you got some magic 'tween thoes legs of yours!" At first I didn't know what he meant... But then I thought about it and realized, I'm a fairy-tale princess, I'm all magic! So I said to my young suiter... "I am all magic, especially between my legs". And then he signeled for me to come closer to his chariot. And he said "how much for a trip 'round the world!?' and once again I didn't understand his dialec but then I thought of it And of course he must have wanted to borrow my magic carpet You can go around the whole world on one of thoes! So I said "my dear prince, it's two bills for a trip around the world." The he told me to get into his chariot He pulls me inside and kisses me! Oh! It was one of the most magical things I have ever felt in my life! I swear I heard fire-works! ... but they were just gun-shots. I do often wonder where my prince is today... Oh wait, I think I see him! Prince please come up here, these pesants want to meet you Shall we sing a song of out true love!? I can concure, my fair maiden I can show you my *** Big and throbbing and splendid I can make it extended on my magic mattress ride. I can open your thighs rock your body like thunder! Over, sideways and under on my magic carpet ride A whole nude world! A new fantastic way to screw everyone tell me "no", I need a blow so I can stop wet-dreaming. A whole nude world~! My sizzling space you never knew, But, when you're way down here inside my rear, Now i'm in a whole nude world with you Now i'm in a whole nude world with you Unbelivable size indescribable squeeling leaning, bending and kneeling as my moist and gaping thighs. A whole nude world~! one-hundred thousand *** in me I'm like a ***-star! I've *** so hard I can;t go back to my virginity Every squuze of your thighs... With new positions... Every moment gets wetter I'll like you anywhere, Hey, I don't care Just let me share this whole nude world with you... A whole nude world That's where we'll be... A thrilling taste... *** on my face I love your pee~!