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This is awesome!
Yeah, baby.
We need to set the futons up on the windows so--
Hey, come on!
We know you're kidding around.
I forgot we were on this--
You gotta drive on the other side
of the road here.
Hey, what if we looked back there
and we saw a guy with a white, fuzzy hat on?
Hey, Donny, don't ruin the *** van, man!
Who says that?
I didn't mean to do that.
Sorry.
There's no possible way that wasn't on purpose.
(mellow guitar music)
♪
♪
All right, we're gonna go check the surf.
Drive Thru New Zealand.
But as they say down here, "Enzed."
They just say the N and the Z, they go, "Enzed."
Enzed?
♪
♪
Hey Pat, Tiny Tim.
What was that song you played me
while I was sleeping?
What the hell are you wearing?
Oh no, not again.
Oh, my God.
I thought we already went through this.
That's inside out, you ***.
Are you gonna pull it in?
It still looks the same.
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♪
♪ Are you running for or from enemies or subtleties? ♪
♪ There's such verve, such nerve ♪
♪ So you send them all away ♪
♪ Let them wait for the sake of waiting ♪
♪ They're disappearing ♪
♪ You're disappointing ♪
♪ Don't wait up ♪
♪ Embracing alarm bells will do you no good ♪
♪
♪ Will do you no good ♪
♪
♪ No analogy can explain the resentment laid ♪
♪ You're just desperate ♪
♪ It easily echoes here ♪
♪ And you can't put it all to rest ♪
♪ Certain voices come to stress ♪
♪ Your wit won't save you ♪
♪ Your wit will fail you ♪
♪ Don't wait up ♪
♪ Embracing alarm bells will do you no good ♪
♪
♪ Will do you no good ♪
♪
♪ You never will be born again ♪
♪ Certainly be torn again ♪
♪ Hexed by petty ghosts of old ♪
♪ And the silence of the devil's choir ♪
♪ Left you wholly uninspired ♪
♪ Hexed by petty ghosts of old ♪
♪ Could the sirens be your wake-up call
from the sleep you think is wonderful? ♪
♪ Hexed by petty ghosts of old ♪
♪ Will you run to the darkest corner? ♪
♪ Wish everything was gone and stay hexed by ghosts
of old? ♪
♪ Don't wait up ♪
♪ Embracing alarm bells will do you no good ♪
Dude, your hair's stuck on my hands.
Ow!
Take it easy, all right?
All right, now help a brother out.
No, I'm good, I'm good.
You're gonna do something.
That was a great session, man.
The wind went offshore and it got sunny.
I think we paddled out just 'cause we were fired up
to surf and saw a little ripple,
and it was a lot more fun than it looked.
A lot of work, but if you got the right one,
it was really fun.
It was like getting kicked in the nuts 50 times over
and over again.
(electronic music)
♪
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Zorbonaut Internationals.
What we have here today is four contestants
trying to go for the gold.
They don't even have this competition in the X-Games.
It's very, very high--high stakes.
Pat, what's the Internet saying?
(laughing)
Zorbonaut, going in!
♪ ...me to you ♪
♪ From me to you ♪
Push him really hard.
♪
♪
All right, set this up and then let's do this.
♪
(yelling)
♪ Shine a light, from me to you ♪
This is awesome!
I'm the first born again!
Zorbonaut!
Born again!
♪
♪
Zorbonaut, over!
If we don't make it back, peace to the universe!
♪
We're at this incredible restaurant called Zeytin
in Mount Maunganui.
All the boys are together finally.
Ozzie Wright's here.
Mark Occhilupo.
We're gonna get some good food in us tonight,
'cause tomorrow's a long day.
Ride the slippery slide, the boogie board.
Something's going on, I don't know.
All right, I just wanna say thank you
for having me First time Drive Thru.
Yeah, dude!
Woohoo!
That's right!
♪
♪
There's no one here and we've got it to ourselves,
so it's all right, so we'll give it a go, eh?
How's it looking?
I've seen bigger waves in a toilet.
(laughing)
That's what I was gonna say about 20 years ago.
It looks nice, nice place!
There's nothin' around.
I'm just the downer guy today and that sucks,
'cause I like being the upper guy.
We have two Pat O'Connells that are yelling and screaming
so it's like giving me a headache.
I'm the Grumpy Smurf.
Film Donny, he's the happy guy.
Goin' surfin', dude!
(rock music)
♪
♪
♪ Stop wherever you are ♪
♪ Stop wherever you are ♪
♪ Stop wherever you are ♪
♪ Stop wherever you are ♪
♪
♪ Your devil's the heroine ♪
♪ Reinvading... ♪
♪
♪ Tell me like you do... ♪
♪ Tell me like you do... ♪
♪ Tell me like you do... ♪
♪ Tell me like you do... ♪
♪ Stop wherever you are ♪
♪ Stop wherever you are ♪
♪ Stop wherever you are ♪
♪ Stop wherever you are ♪
♪ Stop wherever you are ♪
♪ Stop wherever you are ♪
♪ Stop wherever you are ♪
♪ Stop wherever you are ♪
♪
♪
♪ Stop wherever you are ♪
♪ Stop wherever you are ♪
♪ Stop wherever you are ♪
♪ Stop wherever you are ♪
♪ Stop wherever you are ♪
♪ Stop wherever you are ♪
That was the best thing I've seen by far!
All right!
All right.
Very entertaining, thank you.
A-okay, dude!
That was fun.
Look how beautiful it is around here.
(upbeat rock music)
♪
No, this is definitely gonna be
the funniest thing we do on the trip,
I'm pretty sure, 'cause this is like
every kid's dream.
I think we've said that every time,
but pretty funny.
Not man made, nature-made.
♪
♪ It's you ♪
♪ It's me ♪
♪ It's dancing ♪
♪
♪ It's you ♪
Are you kiddin' me?
That was amazing!
Maz at the end stood up and sprayed me.
I love it!
He let everybody go in front of him
so he could spray 'em at the end.
Are we doing it?
Ahh!
That's the Drive Thru, right there--that's it.
♪ ...I was bedroom dancing ♪
♪ And it's all flailing limbs at the front line ♪
♪ Every single one of us is twisted by design ♪
♪ And dispatches from the back of my mind ♪
♪ Says as long as we're here everything is all right ♪
♪ If there's one thing I could never confess ♪
♪ It's that I can't dance a single step ♪
♪
♪ It's you ♪
♪ It's me ♪
♪ It's dancing ♪
♪
♪ It's you ♪
♪ It's me ♪
♪ This is dancing ♪
♪
How fun is this, oh, my God!
♪
Best idea ever!
I ripped my wetsuit!
(laughing)
Oh!
♪
Oh no, we got an injury!
♪
♪ If there's one thing that I could never confess ♪
♪ It's that I can't dance a single step ♪
Oh!
[bleep] Are you [bleep] serious!
That is so gnarly!
What?
(horn honking)
(laughing)
It's not a loud wetsuit, is it?
Wow, it is big, yes!
I'm goin' surfin'!
(rock music)
♪
♪
♪ You can but you won't let go ♪
♪ You can but you won't let go ♪
♪ You can but you won't let go ♪
♪ You can but you won't let go ♪
♪
♪
Whoa!
♪
♪
(synth music)
♪
We're gonna drive basically the entire length
of New Zealand today.
We're gonna--it's pretty much planes, trains,
and automobiles today.
So, yeah, and I've got the keys.
Occy just got the real idea of the Drive Thru.
It's all about, like, the journey now
and he really understands it's not about
the actual destination.
So now we're all just chillin' havin' a good time.
We might even get there earlier
just 'cause we have a good vibe goin'.
Everyone--Maz says we're makin' good headwind
right now.
Giggity.
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♪
Hey, Donny, if you don't get out there
and get a really good barrel, you're going home.
Okay, all right.
You're voted off the island.
-Either way, that's good. -Off the island?
You're getting voted off South Island.
You're getting voted off the South Island.
You might go back to North Island
and we'll pick you up at the end.
Come on, if I can't catch one of those waves--
Then it's your fault.
Send me home.
Okay, I'll send you home.
Oh my God, that looks perfect!
That wave's sick...
I'm goin' out.
(rock music)
♪
♪
♪ I've got the devil by my bedside ♪
♪ We talk from time to time ♪
♪ About our favorite son and the bells that chime ♪
♪ About our favorite son and the bells that chime ♪
♪
♪
♪ I've got deserters as companions ♪
♪ I need the battles to stay in place ♪
♪ But I really can't make it rhyme with safe ♪
♪ But I really can't make it rhyme with safe ♪
♪
♪
These are best, most unrideable waves
in the whole history of surfing.
Perfect barrel, but the current's so bad
you can't surf.
I was maybe two miles down the beach in one second.
I was paddling and you couldn't go anywhere.
People are gonna be like, "Those *** couldn't catch
those waves?"
On TV, like, "What, the current was too big?"
I swear, the current is so bad, it's gnarly.
It was the best waves ever.
♪
♪
Ow!
Did you see that?
What are you doing?
My arm slipped off my wetsuit and I punched myself
in the face.
Ow!
Comin' out, Oz?
Maybe...
That's a "no."
He's psyched!
Occ, you're gonna surf this to the left
on the inside, huh?
What are you gonna ride, a normal board?
Yep.
Sorry about that...
(rock music)
♪
♪ Patty Lee, turn the lights on please ♪
♪ There's something I don't understand ♪
♪ Patty Lee, turn the lights on, please ♪
♪ This party's gotten out of hand ♪
♪
♪ Those were the last words her suitor spoke ♪
♪ Before he croaked ♪
♪ In seven seconds he'd be dead ♪
♪ Tied to the headboard of Patty Lee's bed ♪
♪ Patty Lee, turn the lights on please ♪
♪ There's something I don't understand ♪
♪ Patty Lee, turn the lights on, please ♪
♪ This party's gotten out of hand ♪
♪
♪ Patty Lee sloughed her skin and showed what was within ♪
♪ It's hard to describe ♪
♪ She moved like smoke and sounded like ice ♪
♪
♪
♪ Patty Lee, turn the lights on please ♪
♪ There's something I don't understand ♪
♪ Patty Lee, turn the lights on, please ♪
♪ This party's gotten out of hand ♪
♪
♪
♪ We used to be gods ♪
♪ Now we're so plain ♪
♪ It took ten million years just to say my real name ♪
♪ Back before Babylon, *** was cool ♪
♪ Now we've all got our saddles on ♪
♪ We trot to school ♪
♪
♪ If I may wax poetic, I think the facts are plain ♪
♪ I am the moon ascendant ♪
♪ I am not soon to wane ♪
♪
♪ See my shadows ♪
♪ Twice the mountain ♪
♪ Or stretched across the desert plain ♪
♪ Shouting sun flares up like fountains ♪
♪ Shouting planets down like rain ♪
♪
♪
Well, it wasn't easy.
It really wasn't.
The waves were fun, though.
But that was a new experience.
I was kinda getting used to it at the end,
but so much rubberin'.
I can't feel my feet, so it's really hard to stand up
on the right spot to stand on my board but...
I don't know, left was pretty good.
Yeah, left was fine.
That's what I mean Ozzie-- down left, not right.
Dude, you totally cut your foot, little buddy.
Poopy.
He had his best surf of the whole trip
and does that.
That's just straight normal.
You're lucky you were wearing your ***.
If you weren't wearing your ***, it would be like--
It didn't help at all.
There's blood comin' out of there.
I got his blood on my hand.
Hey, Benji?
Hey, you wanna go surf, dude?
Nope.
What do you think about doin' another surf session?
I'm not too amped 'cause there's icicles
everywhere, hangin' off my lips.
What about you, are you fired up?
I'd like to go surf again.
Really?
Would you like to shift gears, too?
I'm not drivin' but I would if I was drivin'.
I think the stick's under your buttocks.
God, there you go again.
I know, it's all about butts and balls.
(synth music)
♪
♪
♪ You're livin' your life and you're down for the fight ♪
♪ And it's wrong or it's right ♪
♪ And you're aware of your might ♪
♪ And you're flyin' that kite ♪
♪ And you're shinin' that night ♪
♪ Yeah, you're shinin' that night ♪
♪ Yeah, you're shinin' and you try but stop it ♪
♪ You try to stop it ♪
♪ You try to stop it ♪
♪ You try to stop it ♪
♪ You try to stop it ♪
♪ You try to stop it ♪
♪ You try, try, try ♪
♪
♪
(crowd chatter)
Yeah.
We're in the deep south, dude.
We're close to the Antarctic.
We're having a barbecue,
and it's completely raining out
and it's getting ready to snow.
Here we are, look at everybody.
Only in New Zealand, ladies and gentlemen.
We have two jet skis, an organ.
Occy wrote a verse; we got a song goin'.
It's called the Drive Thru Song.
It's one of the greatest barbecues I've ever had.
We're camping.
Camping in New Zealand.
It's the only way to do it; only way to travel.
Live, on the Drive Thru.
We're trying to cook and it's like
I don't even know how to do it without rain, I guess.
It's been cookin' all night.
It's my first barbecue ever in my life.
(crowd chatter)
I got no idea.
♪
♪ People keep on following us
from town to town ♪
♪ We got everything,
everything we need ♪
♪ All the money in the world won't buy what we've seen ♪
♪
♪ You know dreams are worth more than gold ♪
♪
♪ Some people hold on, some people let go ♪
♪
♪ You know what we're gonna do ♪
♪ We're gonna
drive thru ♪
♪
♪ Drive thru ♪
♪
Okay, Occy, where's your verse?
♪
♪ The sun came up and the sun went down ♪
♪
♪ And I never seen so many beautiful towns ♪
♪
♪ Baby sheep and mama cows ♪
♪
♪ Cold surf and warm towels ♪
♪
That's as far as I got.
♪ Some people hold on,
some people let go ♪
♪
That was epic.
♪ Drive thru ♪
♪ Drive on ♪
That was unreal.
♪
That was awesome, dude.
Look at that.
Look at the smoke coming off of it.
♪
♪
Who wants to surf?
It's so cold.
I'm tapping out, dude.
Whatever you do, when you come to New Zealand,
don't go to the very, very bottom.
(laughing)
It is so cold.
Stop halfway down.
Pull the plug.
♪
♪
♪ I remember those times ♪
♪ When they said I wouldn't make it ♪
♪
♪ That I couldn't just do what they wanted ♪
♪ And fake it ♪
♪ They said they'd be shocked ♪
♪ If I could find another place to go ♪
♪c
♪ And then they said if I left ♪
♪ I'd just be left all alone ♪
♪ And then a friend said ♪
♪ Don't stop doing what you believe in ♪
♪ Don't let 'em put you on a shelf ♪
♪ You've got to move by yourself ♪
♪ Move by yourself tonight ♪
♪
♪ Move by yourself ♪
♪ Move by yourself tonight ♪
♪
♪ Move by yourself ♪
♪ Move by yourself tonight ♪
♪
♪ You've got to move by yourself ♪
♪ Move by yourself tonight ♪
♪
♪ Move on, move on, yeah ♪
♪
♪
♪ Move by yourself ♪
♪ Move by yourself tonight ♪
♪
♪ Move by yourself ♪
♪ Move by yourself tonight ♪
♪
♪ Move by yourself ♪
♪ Move by yourself tonight ♪
♪
♪ Move by yourself ♪
♪ Move by yourself tonight ♪
♪
Apples, bananas, sun block, grapes, and corn, and trash.
Ready?
All right, Donny's ready, you guys, let's go.
Can you plug it into the...
Sure.
Yeah, anywhere you want, Oz.
It's 30 minutes.
You can't miss it.
What do you guys wanna listen to?
What do you want me to listen to?
Just put it on the dock.
I don't know what's on there.
I need to charge my iPod, though.
Did you guys see any of the psychotic waves
in the corner--?
It was so good, huh?
There were some crazy lookin' waves out there.
Playlists or artists?
Artists.
♪
♪
Here comes the moment of truth.
♪
Look how bruised it is!
What?
♪
♪
Hey!
Who's driving?
♪
Nuh-uh!
The grom was driving!
Oh you stink!
♪
♪
♪ She'll take the world but you'll stay ♪
♪ Take back the night you will say ♪
♪ She knows, she knows that you'll stay ♪
♪ Biting your tongue the same way ♪
♪
♪
That was a big one, Mart.
I didn't believe you went.
Oh, the air dropped into the left.
Yeah!
We had it all wrong!
We had it all wrong.
We thought we went--
Alex is trying to kill the kid.
Air dropping into the left bowl
and then ended up next to the rocks!
♪
We're gonna take the Millennium Falcon,
we're gonna go down to the mother beach
and get the two skis in the water.
Pat and Donny are gonna flip 'em for all the photographers.
I don't know, we'll pretty much have Malaya on steroids wind,
so this could be hilarious.
Ozzie's--are you psyched?
Yeah.
It did kinda drop a bit, huh?
We said at 1:00 and it's 1:01.
Yep, we're right and wrong.
Let's go.
♪
♪
♪ Summertime ♪
♪ You're wasting mine ♪
♪ It's only human ♪
♪ So it goes ♪
♪ Summertime, it's only time ♪
♪ It's only my mind, so you know ♪
♪
♪ So you know ♪
♪ So you know ♪
♪ So you know ♪
♪ Our life we've brought it here then ♪
♪ Far away, now that we meant to ♪
♪ Well this is until we know then ♪
♪ We know this word distinctly ♪
♪
♪ But tonight I'm giving you
my definition ♪
♪ That's my definition ♪
♪ That's all you need to know ♪
♪
♪ I see you coming back from spinning your heels
♪ Out on the weekly... ♪
♪ This is no factory ♪
♪ I see you coming back too ♪
♪ I see you wanted this too ♪
♪ We just decided not to ♪
♪ Keep doing all that we do ♪
♪
♪
♪ Well tonight I'm giving you
my definition ♪
♪ That's my definition ♪
♪ And that's all you need to know ♪
♪ I'm giving you my definition ♪
♪ Yeah, my definition ♪
♪ And that's all you need to know ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ I'm giving you my definition ♪
♪ That's my definition ♪
♪ That's all you need to know ♪
♪
It's icy, it's freezing,
and it's almost day 14, or day 13, so, I don't know.
It's pretty damn cold right now, we're not going out.
Me and Donny have our skirts on, it's too cold.
We decided that we should surf in the snow.
So we're--
We're not snowboarding.
We're gonna go surfing.
We were gonna go snowboarding today,
but we decided we're just gonna go surf in the snow.
Occy's having issues back here trying to put on his wetsuit.
♪
♪
♪ Surf boy on top of the car, whoa ♪
♪
♪ Sex wax and a new rash guard, whoa ♪
♪
Well, here goes Pat.
♪ Meet me where the ocean meets the land ♪
♪
♪ We'll leave our shoes in the sand ♪
♪
♪ Surf bunnies on the beach, whoa ♪
♪
♪ Mojitos within reach, whoa ♪
♪
Occy's paddling on an eight mill.
Look at him.
Occy's the most surf-stoked grom ever.
I love him.
Like he's definitely making you look ridiculous.
I just thought you might want to know that.
But he's making me look really bad, too.
So I just know from experience.
♪
♪
Ozzie, if you go out, I'll go out.
-Yeah, definitely. -All right, definitely.
It's probably fun out there.
You know what, I get fired up, I'll go out.
I'll take one for the Drive Thru.
Come on, Ben, me and you, let's go out.
-What? -Let's go.
You want to go out on a date or--
Just everything.
Just stop.
I didn't say anything ***, I just said a date.
Let's surf.
--anywhere except first base with you
on the first date anyway.
Let's go surf.
If you say no, I'm not going.
I'll just keep talking to girls.
Hey that was brilliant.
They laughed, though.
Oh, they did?
Yeah, I think they gave you the bird on the way out, too.
Of course they laughed, you talked to them.
They wanted to get some and Alex got freaked out.
Oh my God, I don't wanna go out there.
Alex, what should we do?
You're right and wrong.
♪
This is the coldest surf.
Let's just be real.
This is the final surf of the trip,
and Occy and everyone is so psyched
and I'm about 45 minutes behind all of 'em.
And it's like this is what you think of when you see
those National Geographics with the penguins.
The March of the Drive Thru.
This is the March of the Drive Thru.
♪ Bonfire on the beach, whoa ♪
♪
♪ Pacifico and some mushroom tea, whoa ♪
♪
♪ Dude I must be trippin' ♪
♪ Is that Brian Wilson up on the hill ♪
♪
♪ He just smoked one too many spliffs ♪
♪
♪
♪
(chatter)
You can't have a more incredible trip than what we had.
I just had Occy tell me he had one of the best trips he's had
in a really long time, and that's how I feel.
I think we couldn't have picked a better crew, really.
Especially to be in a motor home.
I think we had added it up when we were
driving in to Christchurch yesterday
that we'd done 3,700 Ks in 18 weeks.
That's almost like across Australia.
And I've never even done that.
3,700 kilometers.
Wa wa wa wa.
Wa wa wa wa wa.
Stand and the camera, it's a camera.
Shoot it more, shoot it more.
We made it, all right.
We're all friggin' crazy.
3,700.
My very best favorite thing of this whole trip
was the drive through the pass, Arthur's Pass.
After then we drove through the Alps
and we went up through the snow
and we were all listening to Bob Marley
in the back of the bus.
We were just singing along and under the doona
and looking out and, you know, the mountains
and we jumped out and had a snowball fight.
♪ Last man to survive ♪
♪
♪ You're inside of me ♪
I think one of my favorite parts was surfing these waves.
That was one of my favorite parts
was traveling around and surfing these waves,
but also getting out of the RV
and having moments to walk around Auckland
and walk around Dunedin
and walk around Christchurch and, you know,
to actually see these cities for more than,
you know, just out a window.
♪
Between driving in the motor homes ten hours,
looking out the window seeing rainbow, sheeps,
Gandalf, and Frodo,
going and surfing and getting barreled
with some of your favorite surfers
you've always looked up to in your life,
and having the best time of your life during all of it,
I don't think a surf trip really gets any better.
♪
I feel like these trips are about experiences
and just getting to hang out
and not have a stressful moment whatsoever,
and to show the world what we go through every day.
And I think we showed the world
what we do on this trip really well.
The drives were heavy, the surf was heavy,
the surf was cold, I mean, maybe not so much heavy,
but everything was just like, you know,
it was just so harsh out there in New Zealand,
but I thoroughly enjoyed it and, you know,
I'd love to do another one.
♪
♪ We're all inside of you ♪
♪
I would be jealous if I was you guys, because yeah,
I got to be with Occy for two weeks.
What?
That was so sick, man!
Drive Thru, best trip ever, New Zealand.
Check it out, thanks for watching.
Hope we didn't offend anyone.
Keep your clothes on.
♪ Where the fire ends ♪
♪
We got a new member of the Drive Thru team.
You might have recognized him on the last six, but here he is.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Aw, that's sick.
♪ I'm all right ♪
♪ Nobody worry about me ♪
♪ Why you got to give me a fight ♪
♪ Can't you just let it be ♪
♪ I'm all right ♪
♪ Don't nobody worry 'bout me ♪
♪ You got to gimme a fight ♪
♪ Why don't you just let me be ♪
♪ Do what you like ♪
♪ Doing it naturally ♪
♪ But if it's too easy ♪
♪ They're gonna disagree ♪
♪ It's your life ♪
♪ And isn't it a mystery ♪
♪ If it's nobody's business ♪
♪ It's everybody's game ♪
♪
♪ Got to catch you later ♪
♪ No, cannonball it right away ♪
♪ Some Cinderella kid ♪
♪ Get it up and get you a job ♪
♪ Dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip ♪
♪ I'm all right ♪
Finally made it.
Three hours outside of Auckland.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Raglan.
Here we go.
Drive Thru New Zealand.
Or as they say down here, Enzed.
Hello, mate.
Let's go dude.
What the [bleep]?
Yeah, I knew it, dude.
(mumbling)
♪ And who is it really
making up your mind ♪
♪ You wanna listen to the man ♪
♪ Pay attention to the magistrate ♪
♪ And while I got you in the mood ♪
♪ Listen to your own heart beating ♪
♪ Own heart beating ♪
♪ Own heart beating ♪
♪ Own heart ♪
♪
♪ Don't it get you movin' ♪
♪ It make me feel good ♪
♪ Wow, Cinderella kid ♪
♪ Dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip ♪
It's cool, I mean--
Yeah, what was the question?
Walk right through the interview, dude.
Whoa, that was so hairy.
Hey, let me introduce you to my friend.
We got waterfalls and chicken wings,
butterflies and bumble bees.
So here we are, Drive Thru New Zealand.
On this trip this year--
All I see is this guy tripping.
Hey, you guys, turn around.
The Unibomber is [bleep] Beavis and Butthead.
Look at this guy.
(laughing)
We're gonna surf eventually.
I don't know, it's cool, it's Drive Thru, dude.
Who wouldn't wanna go on a Drive Thru?
Switch to Geico, dude.
Occy says, "Thank God we've got Geico."
♪
♪
Hey, I told Donny if he doesn't move his bag,
I'm throwing it off the cliff.
Throw it off the cliff.
♪
Here comes a war.
Oh, Drive Thru war!
This is what happens when you sit in a motor home
for five days and everyone gets in each other's faces.
Look at Donny!
Donny's gonna retaliate!
(chatter)
♪
Oh, my God!
Keep all the [bleep] tight right in the back.
On someone's seat, so no one can sit there
because you're a selfish [bleep].
What do we, live in it? Yeah, we do.
And we live in the back, unlike you.
You only sit shotgun.
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I've never seen such a baby.
Hey, you know what?
I actually [bleep] 50 times, dude.
I thought I had him over it.
[bleep] you!
Get the sand outta your ***.
It's just a bag, dude.
We're all in the RV together, it's all right.
Mainline some cappuccino, you'll be fine.
I'll put it in here, it'll be in your way.
Am I wrong?
No, you guys are totally right and wrong.
Who cares where bags are?
Who cares?
Put your bag there, who cares?
Everyone else does, but I'm the only one who said it.
So fine.
Everybody else said it, so I'm sorry that I'm bad.
I hate that.
Your guys' [bleep] everywhere,
your wetsuits, your booties, your backpacks.
Yeah, because I'm going to put my [bleep] wetsuit on.
Two of 'em?
Yeah you threw it there, you ***.
You're gonna wear two suits?
You threw the other one down there.
I just collected it.
Where's my fins?
[bleep] threw my fins down the street.
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Hey, why are my sandals stuffed in my wetsuits?
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I'm over it.
You stuffed all the-- in there, that's not my fault.
What did you do?
-Huh? -What did you do?
I...on his bag and I slammed my head into the wall.
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Cross.
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Ladies and gentlemen, now we're going--
Now we're going whitewater rafting.
(yelling)
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Hey, I forgot everything you said.
What do I do?
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(screaming)
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♪ But I don't really wanna think about those things anymore ♪
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♪ No I really don't wanna think about those things ♪
Pat got hit with a paddle.
I broke a thumb.
Donavan cried like a chick.
It was pretty much an all-time Drive Thru day.
After the Zorb thing,
this is the most action packed
Drive Thru day of all time, I think.
Just gonna have an ice cold beer and sleep for four days.
Welcome back to the Drive Thru New Zealand.
How was that, pretty good?
That was [bleep] dumb.
On this episode of the Drive Thru,
You're like, uh, anyway--
Get excited, TV show.
Just flow.
-Right now, on the Drive Thru-- -Not now!
What, did you get a free bowl of soup with that hat?
Hey, look, in a little bit we're goin' fishin', dude.
Goin' fishin', dude?
Hey, did somebody hear the school bell?
That was gnarly.
Thanks for calling, you wanna try it again?
Take 13, watch the gulley tell us where we're goin'.
Right now, on the Drive Thru,
we're on our way to go fly fishing.
Fight fire with fire, that's what I always say.
(beeping)
Now here, want to do it, Alex?
I'm here.
Yeah, but keep your clothes on.
This is like real.
Yesterday, on the Drive Thru, we went fly fishing.
That's dumb.
Yesterday?
Hey you guys, come with us and join us
as we fly-fish the back roads of New Zealand.
And the outer--
Here they come, here they come.
I was right in the middle of doin' something.
Who cares, you weren't doin' it very well.