I'm Not Shy, I Just Don't Like You - Lyrics - Farside

The Far Side is a single-panel comic created by Gary Larson and syndicated by Universal Press Syndicate, which ran from January 1, 1980, to January 1, 1995. Its surrealistic humor is often based on uncomfortable social situations, improbable events, an anthropomorphic view of the world, logical fallacies, impending bizarre disasters, references to proverbs, or the search for meaning in life. Larson's frequent use of animals and nature in the comic is popularly attributed to his background in biology. Reruns are still printed in many newspapers.

No coded message. Nothing cryptic for me to throw around. I just gave up trying to save the world when I couldn't save the last thing That I wrote down. Tell it to someone else, Cause you'll waste your breath on me. Shrug it off again. (Turn in, turn off. I'm not breathing. Turn in, turn off.) Hey man, understand this: It don't mean a thing to me. Oh no... Deep down inside me Is a little boy who only wants to sleep. I think a vacation's in order When "one foot, two foot" feels like jumping Into the ocean's deep. And it's so nice to stop pretending I like caring, And free myself from this stupid game. And it's so nice to stop pretending I like sharing, When it so clearly has my name. Get the *** away now, I don't care what you've got for me.