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seen infinite times before?
Hope I’m not looking too fat
The sun cooled down
The moon started burning
The sky…
Sorry just got a little confused
It's ok *** happens
Focus Focus
Parodying this song
Is mighty tough I tell you
Coz more than half the spoofing
the makers have already done
Picked the same old locations
Mixed them with director’s lack of taste
Used the tackiest filters known
And screwed it up till it was all blown
Only thing more fake
Than these white birds
Is my Acting Oh Yeaaaaaaaa
Nevermind
India will be conned again
You wanna bet on it boy?
If I lose, my cricket team is yours
But if I win Wankhede stadium is mine, please please..
Yeaaaaa India will be conned again
Bollywood is similar to
Mathematics
Both work on fixed
Formulaaaaaas
Repeat a Hit Lead Pair
For a million times
Match the color of the shades
To the color of her blouse
Random broken plane
For much needed variation
An arrogantly placed rainbow
Under a waterfall lol
And now I’ll give a small peck
Gently on your neck
And you will react as if
You just had mutiple orgasms
wow…what a tiger
wow…what a tiger
Only thing longer
Than your Saree
Is my Award list Hell Yeaaaaaaa
Maratha Mandir Talkies fill again find no solace
I have a life time membership of that place
I’ll color everyone parrot green
Even the making was green screen
India shall be con….
Safety first LOL
Wow….what an SRK
Bollywood did not
Give you your chance
So this sweet grape tastes like
A Red chilly to you
You are a parasite
Living off other's songs
Make something original
Like my Ra.One wasssssss
Or like
My name is Khan was
Or like
Mohabbatein was
Or like…
Mohabbatein was inspired by Dead Poet’s Society
My name is Khan by Rain Man and Forrest Gump and wait…
wasn’t that blue thing in Ra.one copied from….
Ok Shhhhhhhh
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