x3: Lieber Afrikaner (directors cut)

Dear Africans, in the past we already brought prosperity and wealth to you continent. And even today, we still support your governments with money and presents. Of course we know that not everyone is ready for democracy but we are tolerant. As long as business is still working we won't interfere with you. To each his own. But if the economy isn't working as it should of course we will send over our economy-savers. Because wherever the economy is doing great - the people are doing great as well! And everyone gains. We europeans get a couple of ressources from you and we will supply you with the very best our high tech civilisation has to offer then even your children will be happy. Of course for all this selflessness, one day you will want to come to europe to thank us personally. That is why we support all the countries that you have to travel though. Thanks to us they could establish an infrastructure - that will make your trip as comfy as possible. But that's not all, beloved Africans. If you have reached the mediterranean Sea, our friendly employees from FRONTEX will help you out. They will make sure that you will never get lost on the vastness of the sea. And they will even give you swimming lessons! Free of charge! And since we increase FRONTEX' budget every year, they can always make sure that you have enough "water" onboard. And they are even working together with your african friends and relatives to turn the sea route into a lovely bridge. Dear African, if you have finally reached Europe we have build a very comfy accommodation for you. Here you can relax from all that long and hard traveling. And you can even attend our asylum-lottery. If you win - you can stay here with us in europe and live a prosper and happy life. But even if you lose don't worry you will get a free ticket back to africa. And if we are honest - the weather in africa is a lot nicer than in europe anyway.