Honest Trailers - Fast Five (Feat. CinemaSins)

VOICE From the blockbuster franchise that nobody loves, but everybody likes enough that they won't change the channel when it's on cable, comes the sequel that kinda sounds like a high-speed ***... VOICE (CONT'D) Fast Five. VOICE (CONT'D) Wait, they've made five of these already? VOICE (CONT'D) Prepare for the biggest hit of this street racing franchise...because it got rid of all the street- racing. VOICE (CONT'D) Now it's a heist film on wheels, orchestrated by Vin Diesel...a passable action hero... VOICE (CONT'D) Who this time must match wits with a far more charismatic action hero: The Rock...Who's jacked up on baby oil VOICE (CONT'D) Together they'll crank up the NOS on all the things you've come to expect from a Fast & Furious movie, like... VOICE (CONT'D) Gear-shifting . VOICE (CONT'D) Mumble-growls.. You got my word Vince Wughgh kinda counting on it I remember everything about my faaather VOICE (CONT'D) And overt homoeroticism. VOICE (CONT'D) To pull off one last job...Dom will need to gather everyone's favorite heist movie stereotypes: VOICE (CONT'D) The hunky mastermind VOICE (CONT'D) The nerd VOICE (CONT'D) The Bernie Mac VOICE (CONT'D) The guy who can't speak English VOICE (CONT'D) And the guy who's constantly snacking. VOICE (CONT'D) Gear up to steal $100 million dollars with the dumbest criminals ever, as they... VOICE (CONT'D) Take off their masks during robberies. VOICE (CONT'D) Go for leisurely strolls while all of Rio's drug gangs are after them. VOICE (CONT'D) And drag-race cop cars they just stole down the middle of the street. VOICE (CONT'D) These heroes will stop at nothing to take down a sort-of ruthless drug lord, by... VOICE (CONT'D) Destroying poor neighborhoods... VOICE (CONT'D) Destroying rich neighborhoods... VOICE (CONT'D) Killing 22 cops with a giant metal safe... VOICE (CONT'D) And ultimately leaving Rio in way worse shape than they found it. VOICE (CONT'D) So refuel and ride along while these rebels break every law in the book...of physics... VOICE (CONT'D) Gravity! VOICE (CONT'D) Weight differential! VOICE (CONT'D) And friction! VOICE (CONT'D) Buckle up for the fifth film in the franchise, that's technically the fourth, since the events of Fast Three take place after Fast Six, making the third fast the sixth fast, possibly the seventh depending on where Fast 7 ends up in the timeline--Hey look! Car ***! VOICE (CONT'D) UGH...we get it! You can nitpick movies! But can you do this? ***! CINEMA SINS VOICE Ah, fair enough. CINEMA SINS VOICE Ah, fair enough. VOICE (CONT'D) Thanks to the people at Cinema Sins. VOICE (CONT'D) Be sure to subscribe. for more Honest Trailers "All your base are belong to us" "Hoof hearted" "Banana Hammock" "Lasso Lassie's Legendary Legless Lego-Legolas" "Viewer discretion advised" "My cat's breath smells like cat food"