GYŰRŰK URA - Majka BELEHALOK PARÓDIA - Pempi

You can find the original video above. Frodo was born: in third era 2089. Gollam: unknown Gandalf was born old. These pants are a little tight to me. Hobbiton was my birthplace. I can't see this Gollum clearly. Perhaps I will die instantly. Isildur's curse is on the table. If I'm in the mood, I throw it into the fire. Sam used to *** the girls back in the village. I used to think that my feet gonna catch cold, But if I pull up a sock than it's not cold. I am honoured if I have a patterned hood on. In case of rain, there is no need for tunnelling. I recognised and spotted my pimples. I suffer from schizophrenia.. this is so lame. At one time gollam, another time Smeagol bubbling in me. I think I'm gonna take a Xanax, then a nap. Sleeping comes hard.. I don't even care about the LEMBAS. Frodo's foot odor makes me jitters every day. Now I'm gonna leave them for good.. They can go alone to the center of the volcano. Some time ago I was abused on the land of Mordor. I was pinned down by two, then they cut off my wiener. They searched for the precious, but they didn't find anything. Even the famous Dr. House can't cure me now. These pants are a little tight to me. Hobbiton was my birthplace. I can't see this Gollum clearly. Perhaps I will die instantly. Isildur's curse is on the table. If I'm in the mood, I throw it into the fire. Sam used to *** the girls back in the village. I remember I thought different, two episodes before. I thought, I could fight off every troll with one hand. There had to be some episodes to make me realise, that what's going to kill me, is not the Dark Lord, but a schizophrenic fool, who came for me, to take me out. and look what he did to me that son of a b*ch bit off my hand 'cause I dont have any fingers.. My hand is gone.. There should have been a huge slap in my face from a troll.. that bangs so huge on my face.. that I don't even think about Mordor. I need a hand that holds me back. But there was no one, for me as an example Gandalf had gone long time, and Sam why should say a word. When he knows that his mate is just a curly haired monkey. If duty calls, I fight in Mithrill.. and I smite all the orcs, the sword is in vain, in my hand if there's tear in my eye bear in mind that I wrote this song for you, when you call me a *** you hurt Sam's feelings as well, 'cause we supposed to save this fantasy world I dont have to tell, how big star I am in Rivendell. You don't have to know that I'm just 5 feet tall. I've been trying to be the same hobbit for 10 years now. But the shire has changed, and I have changed. Cut. These pants are a little bit tight for me. Hobbiton was my birthplace. I can't see Gollum clearly. Perhaps I will die instantly. Isildur's curse is on the table If I'm in the mood, I will drop it into the fire, Sam used to *** the girls in the Shire. I memorized several magic word, I completed the wizard school long ago. Unfortunately, I made a fool of myself in Moria. I said: "Fly, you fools." and fell down I fought well against Balrog, then stars shone above me. Frodo's league left me behind. I used to be grey, but now I'm better in white. I ran out of magic words in dozen times. Saruman has spinned me a couple of times as well. We used to be friends, but now I don't even look at him, I'd take away this old jerks palantir I'm not a Dumbledore who can do anything he wants, They let every fool in Roxfort anyway. Unfortunately I dont have magic broom. but I have a nice overcoat. That *** Harry Potter is not going to be my friend. These pants are a little bit tight for me. Hobbiton was my birthplace. I can't see Gollum clearly. Perhaps I will die instantly. Isildur's curse is on the table, If I'm in the mood, I will drop it into the fire, Sam used to *** the girls in the Shire. If you liked the video, please subscribe and chek out my facebook page. Made by: Pempi, (channel: javraj87)