Left Bank Two Cover by Ben André

Ba da, day da, dah da, dooooo Ba da daaayyy, ba da da day dah doooooo Ba da da da deyyyy ba da dayyyy Ba da da deyyy de dooooo Ba da da da dayyyy, bay da dooo Badger Ooops Urrrr I'm sure you get the gist of the lyrics now? Just try and concentrate really hard, and I'm sure you will be able to understand most of the lyrics Well we are back to the beginning now! In fact, I might take this opportunity to tell you a little story It all started when I found a young quail in my fridge I think it was about two weeks old, and was evidently freezing his knockers off So I popped him in an empty milk bottle And left him the back door When my mum came home stood on the bottle Now, I know what you are wondering What happened to the baby quail? And I will tell you It died A horrible and painful death But like any good story, there is a moral Unfortunately, this isn't a great story And so the moral is very hard to distinguish However I will leave you with one piece of wisdom Please do not allow baby quails anywhere near your fridge Thank you for your time