001028 Monkey Recital

Hello to all my sweet *** out there This is some of my favorite poetry because each is a scene from my daily activities, i.e. *** people over in ways which they don't deserve and weren't prepared for Fire hose in my hand Everywhere people burning I'm going to bed Well, "If the shoe fits..." They do, so I guess they're mine Go to hell, Payless Hey Ernest, smell that? Smell familiar? Smell like you? It's 'cause you're on fire! Pretty bouncing dogs Perhaps they want biscuits? Yeah... Right up their ***! Here's some good advice: Tape your *** between your legs And think *** thoughts Circus clowns on fire I ponder the irony I laugh and point, too I'm a bank teller Come to me and I'll tell you Tell you to *** off!! Silvery dolphin Skin tough enough to withstand harpoons? I think not Horseshoes and baseballs Meant to be thrown at sticks, so Why not skinny kids? They may cry and scream But I think, deep down, they want To be set on fire Gerard Depardieu Guess what, big-nosed sissy boy? I *** on French Toast What time is it, sir? I look at my watch briefly And then whip it out! You say it's half full While you looked, I stole your car Dipshit optimist *** ballet music The name guides my behavior I'm The Nutcracker That guy pissed me off So I really kicked his *** Want some more, Reverend? I'll smoke anything Including lye and stale lard Just 'cause smoking rules I save my pennies Cash 'em in? Nay, nay, thrice nay I chuck 'em at dogs *eat a banana *throw your feces at strangers Monkey's to-do list Guess what's in my hand now, ***!