Guitar Hero Xxvii Ad

Boy, I sure am tired of these same old Guitar Hero and Rock Band games. Then have I got some news for you! Introducing Guitar Hero XXVII! With a 9,048 song setlist sixteen playable parts, and 31 gameplay modes! Now you can play as... Lead guitarist! Rhythm guitarist! Bassist! Keyboardist! Vocalist! Other vocalist! Other other vocalist! Drummer! Other drummer! Saxophonist! Trianglist! Bell... ist... Turn... table... ist... Jug... ist? And beatboxer! With new individualized censorship options, you can pick out what lyrics you want to be censored! Okay, I don't ever want to hear the words "***," "***," and "***," but, y'know, "***," "***," and "***?" Those are fine by me. I completely agree. But why stop at profanity? You can pick from any word in the dictionary. Aw, dude, how about "subtraction" and "philtrum?" Oh, and "overheat," too. Also check out new Air Guitar Mode! But with all these great new features, how much is the game gonna cost, mystery man? Oh, you know, only about... [clears throat] Sounds good! ***, what's my line? God damn it. Um. You want me to keep recording through this? No. Okay, I don't ever want to hear the words "pitch," "biss," or "***," but "***," "***," and- You messed up your line! I did. Okay, I don't ever want to hear the words "***," "***," or "***," but "***," "***," and "***?" Those are fine by me. I completely agree. I'M GONNA *** YOU! [Laughter]