Levitation for Dummies

Hey, what are you reading? Don't touch the apple, I need it! but... why? What kind of book requires the presence of an apple? It's the book I told you about, "Levitation for Dummies" With it, I will make the apple levitate! Now be quiet, I have to concentrate Oh, Jack, you really are an idiot if you think that's possible! It has to be possible, it's in the book! Jack, this isn't a movie it's reality. You have to be crazy if you think you can make an apple levitate! "There are people who will try to stop you... do not listen to them" The book doesn't lie! It's completely possible! Okay... Tell me, Jack, what do you have to do to make the apple levitate? It's really easy! I just have to eat this energy bar, and concentrate. An energy bar?! That's incredible... I know, I know, and now I will make this apple levitate! Hah! That's exactly what I said! It's impossible! No! I know that it's possible, the book told me so! Maybe I have to eat more... Or, maybe, you have to stop acting crazy! But wait! I saw in the book that... Stop with the book! Levitation isn't possible! One day, I will prove to you that it's possible. You'll see! This apple will levitate!