Info is Bogus - Director's cut - W/intro

Arja-Mon$tar: and then, you know… A custodian walked in, so now I'm afraid to use the 4th floor bathrooms. 2 Jamez: Dude that story is not true. Arja-Mon$tar: Yes it is true, it happened. 2 Jamez: No it's not. Arja-Mon$tar: Dude, it happened! Nervous Guy: Guys, I'm freaking out, the first years are about to be here next week. Arja-Mon$tar: Calm down Nervous Guy. 2 Jamez: So? Nervous Guy: We haven't made a video yet! 2 Jamez: I don't even remember our orientation video from last year. Arja-Mon$tar: I'm pretty sure I was asleep during it. Nervous Guy: Well it's important okay! You know how first year would have been if you didn't have an M1 orientation video? You would have been lost You would have been completely and utterly lost Arja-Mon$tar: I suppose so 2 Jamez: Okay Nervous Guy: It matters okay, so we have to have some ideas. Do you all have anything? 2 Jamez: Maybe we could do a live skit? Arja-Mon$tar: Dude, no! We're not at summer camp! We're not at some sorority rush event. Nervous Guy: Alright, we have to be original we have to do something that nobody has ever done before 2 Jamez: Parody music video! Nervous Guy: I love it that is PERFECT! Alright, so uhh what are we going to sing about? 2 Jamez: Uhhhh, well we could throw in a bunch of inside jokes that they won't get Nervous Guy: Of course Arja-Mon$tar: Definitely need to tell them how hard medschool is. Nervous Guy: Yeah, okay. So uhh, what's the singer gonna be? Arja-Mon$tar: Let's do Miley Cyrus! Nervous Guy: Miley Cyrus… Miley Cyrus! Miley Cyrus hasn't toured the US in 2 years she's dead in the water! Last concert she did was in Australia round-trip tickets cost like three thousand bucks, plus backstage passes, room and board, taxi fares AND it was a subpar concert. We're not doing Miley Cyrus Arja-Mon$tar: But have you seen her twerk it?! Nervous Guy: Yeah, we're not doing Miley Cyrus! 2 Jamez: Justin Bieber! Arja-Mon$tar: Justin Timberlake! Nervous Guy: Maybe! Nervous Guy: Do ya'll hear that? "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore plays Nervous Guy: Turn that off! Nervous Guy: I'm talking about…THAT! Alright…Okay. Alright, okay Welcome to class, learn it! This is phys, gotta neuro, get the Netter's for Anatomy Lookin' for a better way to focus when I study and I gotta get the honors cause my grades are kinda cruddy, this SUCKS! Bookstore! Need coffee! Little bit of energy enough to shock me! Walkin' between Brickell and my classes Study time, hope that there is no pop quiz! Awake, in class. Better start going if I want "High Pass" My profs. are speakin' fast but gunners keyboards squeaking last! Microscope! I got my slides of skin and bone copying into my note-books And yet I don't know it! That gross lab is gonna take 4 hours and afterwards to get that smell of go and take 4 showers! Hygiene! But I stay on my grind studying into the night and I do this to pass the class and get all questions right Trust me, I'm an E-V-M-S-S-T-U-D-E-N-T Straight hustlin', chasin grades since I was pre-med with my backpack rushin, half way cross this campus with my soap notes, white coat rustlin' Haters over here and they can't teach me nothin! I see they jealous, accusin me of gunnin! And they can't teach me nothin! I see they jealous, accusin me of gunnin! Hook: Can we go back? I didn't get that. Is this important? I hope that it isn't. So we throw our hands up! Like this info is bogus! Oh I think I still need that Can we go back? I didn't get that. Is this important? I hope that it isn't. So we throw our hands up! Like this info is bogus! So what we're gonna be doctors!!! Can I get a spring break? Thank you! One week that my mind's blank to. But when I get back, I got a fat stack of notes I need to read through. And when I'm with SPs, physicals go effortlessly and they can't believe I got at least 3 more years till I'm an M.D. RAWR! Diagnosis wrong, that's ok I'm just an M1! I got a lot of books to read, and tests to take on mad diseases. But I chose this life for fun! I'd never, ever do it for the dough! My passion is to treat and ease and heal them patients yo! Many years to go, this is your future You came here to be the best and that's what you're gon' do here So welcome to E-V-M-S forget those tests if you botch em! Community always comes first here if you need them they got you! Can you go back? I didn't get that. Is this important? I hope that it isn't So we throw our hands up! Like this info is bogus! Oh I think I still need that! Can we go back? I didn't get that. Is this important? I hope that it isn't So we throw our hands up! Like this info is bogus! So what we're gonna be doctors!!! NA-NA-NANA-NA-NANA-NA! And all my M1s say! NA-NA-NANA-NA-NANA-NA! All my med-masters say! NA-NA-NANA-NA-NANA-NA! And all my teachers say! NA-NA-NANA-NA-NANA-NA! Wel-come to E-V-M-S! Can we go back? I didn't get that. Is this important? I hope that it isn't. So we throw our hands up! Like this info is bogus! Oh I think I still need that! Can we go back? I didn't get that. Is this important? I think that it isn't. So we throw our hands up! Like this info is bogus! So what we're gonna be doctorrrrrrrrrs!!!