"Call Me Maybe" - Baby Parody - WhatsUpElle

I dropped a toy on the street Don't worry, mom will retrieve I look at you, head to feet And now you're in my way I think our mommies are friends They talk and talk to no end I want to play in your pen You look the other way Your belt was holdin, ripped jeans, diaper showin' bubbles, you were blowin' Where you think you're going baby? Hey, I just met you, So why you runnin’? I’m still waiving You’re misbehaving I think you’re funny Look what mommy gave me so here's my number, call me, maybe? Don’t know what this is… You guys are crazy! I peed my pants, another diaper maybe? It's hard to look right I'm just so hungry But you’ve got something That sure looks yummy… You took your time with the call I think I made my phone fall It’s somewhere under these balls Now I’m stuck this way You beg borrow and steal Are you with me for real I’m looking for my next meal I’ll pat your head anyway Your stare, I am feelin’. My mail you are stealin’. Don’t care, head is realin’ Where you think you're going baby? Hey, I’ll come get you I like your puppy And all your play stuff Your drums are lovely I don't say much I’m just a baby but here's my number, so call me, maybe? Who is it? Did He Call? Yeah! He called