[pt/en] Bruno Mars - Grenade parÓdia legendada lyrics! key of awesome #35

We just met, but I know you're my soul mate I've got your name tattooed on my chest, neck, and face Lets get hitched right away or at least pick a date I've got next week open When do you have open? I sent you my left ear, But you tossed it off the pier Then said something I couldn't hear What? Gave you all my string and my fingernail clippings I hope I don't sound deranged, but I'd Chop off my head for you I just went off my meds for you I'd drink a bottle of Krazy glue And lick a bathroom attendents shoe Oh that's good shoe I would peel you a million grapes And make a portrait using audiotapes Yes I'll protect you from robots And futuristic apes Get your damn stinking paws of my girlfriend you dirty ape from the future Calm down you crazy clown what is wrong with you? Stop offering things that you'll never have to do Just take your pills pay your bills I don't want you dead Why would I want a boyfriend who doesn't have a head? I'd eat a pile of glass Pull my heart out through my *** You know what you could do for me? What baby? The dishes and the trash Lets take that Tango class Then watch Lifetime TV I'll shop at Target with you Buy you tickets to Dave Matthews I'd go to brunch with your book club friends I'll tell you that you're not fat again This nightmare ever ends I would rather eat 50 grenades Wear a speedo made of razor blades Then have to deal with you baby And your stupid mom