Our True Metal Is So Strong 'Cos Our *** Is So Long - Lyrics - Nanowar
Nanowar is a comedy heavy metal band from Rome, Italy. Their name is a pun on the metal band Manowar, and represents their tendency to satirize True Metal, the primary focus of their music. Their work mainly aims to make humorous references to and jokes about the genre, often parodying the way in which power metal bands are perceived to take themselves very seriously.
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We are more true than true, forged by the gods of metal
To fight the battle ,against poser synth-pop-metal
Our Metal is so strong 'cos ourdick is so long
Our Metal is so strong 'cos ourdick is so long
But your *** is short ,summon the defenders of the true
With their mighty ***-storm ,so your *** will be long
And metal will be more strong!
Now we are together, an army of meat spikes
We march to the next battle
With more power than the fart of a mammoth
But goddam we get some more *** ,to power our long dicks/ but the blood is running out
So the *** is now short
Our girls are gone with some gothic gay guy
His gay synth songs took away them all
Now we are all gay but halford is with us
So we are still true!
Our Metal is so strong 'cos our *** is so long
Our Metal is so strong 'cos our *** is so long
