Star Of The Family

- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... - I FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT HANGING AT THE BUTCHER. - TODAY IS ABOUT US ALL BONDING TODAY AND SPENDING TIME TOGETHER. - SLIDE. [women squeal, laugh] - SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT THOSE THINGS TO MOVE ON. - WELL, TODAY'S NOT THE DAY. - YES, I'M A WITCH-- WICCA, WHICH IS WHAT I PRACTICE, MOTHER NATURE, ALL-ENCOMPASSING. - I LOVE ALL YOUR MAGIC... BALLS. [laughter] - I DON'T LIKE THE ***, THOUGH. - OOH! I THINK THEY LOOK HOT. I'M NOT NOT A LESBIAN, BUT I FIND WOMEN ATTRACTIVE AND BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY. OH, MY GOD! KYLE, THERE IS THAT STORY ABOUT MAURICIO CHEATING AND WHATNOT. LIKE, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? - YOU JUST DECIDE TO BRING IT UP OUT OF THE BLUE. - I DID IT TO HELP YOU. IT WAS ALREADY A MAGAZINE STORY OUT THERE-- - THE HEADS-UP WAS TO HELP ME, BUT NOT AT THE LUNCH-- THAT DOESN'T HELP ME. DO YOU NOT SEE THE MAGNITUDE OF WHAT WE'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH? - WHEN I'M ON MY PERIOD, I'M A TOTAL ***. SO SOMETIMES I GET UPSET. - SO YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD NOW? - OH! [upbeat music] I'M FROM THIS TOWN. I KNOW WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S FAKE. - DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE MY FRIEND--ACT LIKE ONE. - IN BEVERLY HILLS, THE HIGHER YOU CLIMB, THE FARTHER YOU FALL. - EVERYBODY LOVES A COMEBACK STORY, ESPECIALLY STARRING ME. - IN MY WORLD, MONEY DOESN'T TALK--IT SWEARS. - YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO YOUNG, TOO THIN, OR TOO HONEST. - LIFE IS A SEXY LITTLE DANCE, AND I LIKE TO TAKE THE LEAD. - HI, MISS FOSTER. - HEY, BLANKIE. - I HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS. - WHAT? - YOUR BABIES IS IN THE POOL. - AGAIN? - YES. - OH, MY GOD. THAT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. OH, AND SHE'S SLEEPING THERE TOO NOW! - YES. - COME ON, GO AWAY! THIS IS OUR POOL. NO, WE DON'T WANT BABIES IN THE POOL. GOOD-BYE! [duck quacking] SHE'S GONNA COME BACK ANY MINUTE. [laughs] [duck quacking] OKAY, BLANCA, CAN WE HAVE ONE BIG PLATE? - YES. - I'M GONNA MAKE SOME SANDWICHES, BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY'VE BEEN TRAVELING FOR 20-SOME HOURS, SO THEY'RE GONNA BE HUNGRY. TODAY MY MOTHER AND MY BROTHER ARE COMING FROM HOLLAND. [car horn honks] - THEY ARE HERE! - THEY ARE? - YEAH. WE NEED TO GO. - OKAY, WAIT. I'M COMING. I'M COMING, I'M COMING. - THEY'RE PRETTY CLOSE. - OH, MY GOD, I'M SO EXCITED, BLANCA! DAVID WILL BE RECEIVING THE STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME. I'M SO EXCITED. AND I PLANNED THEIR TRIP SO THEY COULD ATTEND THE EVENT, BECAUSE I THINK IT'S JUST A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME EXPERIENCE. HI, GUYS! - HI! - HI! - HI, BROTHER. HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. - HI, MOM. - HI. [all speaking Dutch] FOR MY FAMILY TO SEE ME LIVE THIS KIND OF LIFE, IT'S SO FAR BEYOND THEIR UNDERSTANDING OF WHERE WE COME FROM. [both laughing] OH, BROTHER! OH, BROTHER! YOU'RE TOO BIG FOR THIS BED. - YEAH. - YOU'RE WAY TOO BIG FOR THIS BED. - YEAH. - LOOK, LEO, LOOK HOW YOUNG YOU USED TO BE. LOOK AT YOU. - OH, WOW. - YOU LOOK LIKE A BABY. [speaking Dutch] - HANDSOME GUY. - CUTE BOY. I WAS RAISED REALLY DISCIPLINED. I HAD TO IRON EVERY FRIDAY AFTERNOON. I HAD TO MAKE MY BED EVERY MORNING. AND I THINK IT'S MUCH HARDER TO RAISE CHILDREN IN BEVERLY HILLS. OH, YOU BROUGHT ME MY FAVORITE COOKIES! both: STROOPWAFELS! - THEY'RE ALL YOURS. - MY MOM IS AN EXTRAORDINARY WOMAN. MY FATHER DIED WHEN I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD, SO SHE DEDICATED HER LIFE TO MY BROTHER AND I. I REMEMBER SITTING IN THE CHURCH IN HOLLAND, AND I WAS SO LITTLE THAT MY FEET DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH THE FLOOR ON THE CHURCH BENCH, AND I REMEMBER LOOKING AT MY WHOLE FAMILY. AT THAT MOMENT, I DECIDED THAT I HAD TO BE STRONG AND BE A BIG GIRL SO THAT I COULD TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY. AND I DID. I LEFT AT 16, AND I'VE PROVIDED FOR MY FAMILY MY WHOLE LIFE. [speaking Dutch] OH. HONESTLY, BE CAREFUL. DON'T HIT YOUR HEAD IN THE POOL. [squealing, laughing] IT'S HARD TO BE AWAY FROM YOUR FAMILY. I MEAN, I MISS MY MOM. I MISS MY BROTHER. YOU KNOW, MY BROTHER'S MY BEST FRIEND, AND THERE'S JUST NOTHING LIKE FAMILY. AAH! - LEO! - LEO! - YOU'RE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ***. - SERIOUSLY? WHO [bleep] DOES THIS? THIS IS THE GROSSEST THING EVER. I MEAN... COME [bleep] ON! OH, MY GOD! THIS PLACE JUST SMELLS LIKE [bleep] ***. OH, MY GOD! THESE DOGS--NOT ONLY ARE THEY PART OF OUR FAMILY, THEY RUN US. I MEAN, IT'S LIKE [bleep] REALITY. WELCOME TO WIPING KIDS' *** AND PICKING UP DOG [bleep]. NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE, I'M STILL GONNA DO IT. I HATE THEM AND I LOVE THEM ALL AT THE SAME TIME. YOU GUYS KNOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. COME HERE. BAD, BAD, BAD DOGS. YEP. YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. NOW GO. GO AWAY. OKAY, COME HERE. I LOVE YOU AGAIN. [patting floor] COME ON, I'M NOT MAD ANYMORE. [telephone ringing] HELLO? - HEY, B. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I'M SITTING HERE IN THE HOSPITAL ROOM WITH YOUR GRANDMA. - HOW'S SHE FEELING? - SHE'S GONNA HAVE SURGERY TODAY. - HEY, UH, WELL, TELL HER I LOVE HER. I DIDN'T WANT TO CALL HER AND BOTHER HER, 'CAUSE I KNOW SHE CAN'T, LIKE, HEAR THAT GREAT. I DIDN'T WANT TO LIKE, BE YELLING. BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M COMING TO SACRAMENTO ON THE 15TH-- ACTUALLY ON THE 14TH-- AND I WAS HOPING TO STAY WITH YOU GUYS? - I'M OFF THAT DAY. - OKAY, SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING FOR DAD'S BIRTHDAY? AM I GONNA BE INVITED? [laughs] RIGHT NOW MY DAD AND I ARE ON A BREAK-- ONE OF OUR MANY. I TEXTED HIM. I GO, "IT'D REALLY SUCK IF YOU DIED AND WE'RE NOT TALKING." [laughs] NOTHING BACK. - MM... - I'M GONNA WRITE DAD AN EMAIL LIKE YOU SUGGESTED. - THAT'S A GOOD PLAN. - I SHOULD PROBABLY SEND IT TO YOU BEFORE I SEND IT TO HIM JUST TO GET YOUR THOUGHTS? - THAT WOULD BE FINE. - IT JUST--IT'S SCARY AS WE GET OLDER TO TAKE BREAKS, BECAUSE, GOD FORBID, SOMETHING HAPPENED WHEN WE WERE ON A BREAK. I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH MYSELF IF I... THOUGHT... I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE. [sighs] GIRLS! IT'S, LIKE, [bleep] NEVER-ENDING ***. - ¿QUE TE PASA, PORTIA? - [laughs] I'M SPILLING. - DO YOU WANT SOME MILK WITH THAT? - OKAY. - HELLO! HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. - HI, HONEY! - WHAT'S UP? - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. AND YOU? - GOOD. - HOW ARE YOU, MY LOVE? - VERY GOOD. - YOU'RE GOOD? - I LOVE THOSE GLASSES ON YOU. - AH, THANK YOU. HI, PORSHY-WORSHY. - HI. - CAN I HAVE A KISS? GIVE ME A KISS. - THAT'S A CHOCOLATE-COVERED KISS. - I LOVE CHOCOLATE-COVERED KISSES. - WE JUST WASHED BAMBI--THAT'S NOT EASY TO DO, LET ME TELL YOU. - DID YOU HELP MAMA? WAS IT EASY? - BORING. - IT WAS BORING? - YOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN? BY YOURSELF? - NO! [both laugh] - I'M GONNA GO GET CHANGED, 'CAUSE I FEEL DISGUSTING AFTER WASHING THE DOG. - OKAY. - SO LET ME GO CHANGE MY CLOTHES. GIVE ME A KISS. I DON'T BRING THE OUTSIDE BULL[bleep] INTO OUR HOME I DON'T WANT ANY NEGATIVE ENERGY IN OUR HOME AROUND MY FAMILY. WE KNOW WHAT WE HAVE. WE KNOW WHO WE ARE. I HATE ALL THE TENSION RIGHT NOW. - WHY IS THERE TENSION? THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY TENSION. - UM... NO, IT JUST FEELS... UNCOMFORTABLE. LISA HAS HURT MY FEELINGS NOW. YOU KNOW, SHE KNOWS WHAT WE'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH WITH ALL THE LIES IN THE TABLOIDS, AND SHE, YOU KNOW, MAKES A JOKE TWICE, ONE OF THE JOKES IN FRONT OF PORTIA. WHAT WAS THE POINT OF BRINGING THAT UP? WHY DO THAT? - THIS IS WHERE THE RUMOR COMES THAT HE'S BEEN SEEN WITH A YOUNGER WOMAN. [laughs] - MY CHARACTER IS THE ONE THAT'S BEING ATTACKED RIGHT NOW. FOR THEM TO KNOW WHO I AM AND TO, LIKE, EVEN BE SAYING THIS [bleep]... - WELL, THEY DID SAY... - THAT'S RUDE. - THAT THEY DON'T BELIEVE IT, AND THEY DID SAY THAT. BUT WHY BRING IT UP? WHY KEEP BRINGING IT UP-- - WELL, IF THEY DON'T BELIEVE IT, THEN WHY ARE THEY BRINGING IT UP? I THINK THAT THIS IS ONE OF THOSE SITUATIONS WHERE LISA AND BRANDI HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT AGAINST KYLE. THEY HAVE-- THEY ARE HAVING ISSUES WITH KYLE, AND THEY'RE GONNA DO THEIR BEST TO EXPLOIT THAT. - DID YOU WANT A CUP OF TEA? - I'D LOVE, LIKE, A SODA OR SOMETHING. YESTERDAY WE WENT TO THIS CIRCUS THING. RIGHT? - SOUNDS HORRENDOUS TO ME. - OH, GOD. IT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE FUNNY. AND I KEPT WORRYING ABOUT MY SHOULDER BECAUSE I CAN'T-- - I PUT MY BACK OUT, I THINK. - OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHAT ARE WE LIKE? THEN WE WENT TO THE THOMPSON. EVERYTHING'S FINE. WE ORDER APPETIZERS, AND WE HAVE A GLASS OF WINE. I MEAN, I DO UNDERSTAND, IN A WAY, THAT MAYBE KYLE'S KIND OF DEALING WITH, YOU KNOW, THE THING THAT'S GONE DOWN THE PRESS. IT'S HORRIBLE WHAT'S GONE DOWN. I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE--I REALLY DON'T. DO I BELIEVE IT? NO. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONE DOWN, YOU KNOW... - NO, OF COURSE IT'S NOT TRUE. - WELL, YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. - I DON'T FEEL FOR A MINUTE IT'S TRUE. - I DON'T-- LIKE, HOW CAN I SAY DEFINITELY THAT YOU'RE NOT DOING-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ARE DOING. BUT I'M SAYING WHAT I'VE SAID PUBLICLY-- I DON'T BELIEVE IT'S TRUE. - I MEAN, HE'S A BUDDY OF MINE, AND I WOULDN'T LET PEOPLE SAY THAT. - FOR TWO MONTHS, SHE NEVER EVEN CALLED. SHE NEVER TWEETED ANYTHING. SHE NEVER MADE A COMMENT, A STATEMENT ON A RED CARPET. - ANYTHING OF SUPPORT. - BUT ONCE THE STORY LEAKED THAT SHE AND BRANDI WERE BRINGING IT UP AND I FELT ATTACKED AND EVERYONE STARTED GOING AFTER LISA, THEN SHE SAYS, "OH, DON'T BELIEVE ANY OF THE B.S." - RIGHT. - I KNOW EXACTLY WHY SHE DID THAT. - IT'S A FAKE SUPPORT. - THAT WAS IN SUPPORT OF HERSELF... - IT'S A FAKE SUPPORT. - DEFENDING HER CHARACTER. - RIGHT. - TWO MONTHS TOO LATE. - AGREED. - I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT KNOW MAURICIO, AND I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING LIKE THAT. - OH, KEN-- - I HAVEN'T, I'M SORRY. - WELL, WE'VE--OKAY. - I DEFINITELY DON'T BELIEVE IT. - BUT NOBODY KNOWS DEFINITIVELY. LIKE, YOU CAN'T SAY, "OH, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT TRUE." YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT GOES ON. - YOU SAY EXACTLY WHAT'S IN HERE, AND I DON'T-- AND I DON'T THINK HE'S DONE IT. AND I DON'T THINK IT'S TRUE-- - NO. - I THINK YOU ALWAYS LOOK OUT FOR YOUR FRIENDS. - I'M READING SOME OF THIS [bleep], AND I'M WONDERING WHO I'M READING ABOUT. WHO IS THIS MAN? - I KNOW. I KNOW. - SO, YOU KNOW, I KNOW I CAN-- - THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. - I LOVE YOU TOO. - I'LL WIPE THE LIP GLOSS OFF. - THAT'S OKAY. I LIKE LIPSTICK, ESPECIALLY YOURS. MWAH. - COMING UP... - RIGHT NOW THINGS ARE SO, LIKE... - WHAT IS THAT? OH, MY GOD, I'M JUST GETTING SCARED! - WAH HA HA HA HA! [cat meows] - I KNOW, I KNOW. I KNOW. WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU BETTER. - [meowing] - I KNOW, SWEETIE. [door bell jingles] - HI. WELCOME TO LIMEHOUSE. - HI. - THANK YOU. - WHO DO YOU HAVE WITH YOU? - UM, ACTUALLY, MIDNIGHT. - MIDNIGHT? - YEAH. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT. MY ONE BLACK CAT, MIDNIGHT, DECIDED THAT HE COULD TIGHTROPE ALONG ONE OF OUR INTERIOR BALCONIES AND SLIPPED AND FELL 18 FEET TO THE GROUND. - I THINK YOU'RE INTERESTED IN ACUPUNCTURE, RIGHT? - YES. [Midnight meowing] I KNOW MY CAT. I CAN SEE IT IN HIS EYES. HE IS IN PAIN. HE WALKS LIKE HE'S BROKEN. COME ON, HONEY BUNNY. COME ON, HONEY BUNNY, SWEETIE PIE. OH, I KNOW. - HE CAN ROAM AROUND IF HE WANTS. - OH, THAT'D BE NICE. - OKAY. SO THE DOCTOR WILL BE RIGHT IN OKAY? - OKAY. NO, NO, DON'T JUMP DOWN. NO, NO, DON'T-- OH, BLOODY HELL! MIDNIGHT. COME HERE. COME HERE. - HELLO. - HI. - HI. - I'M DR. GRAY. - HI, DR. GRAY. I'M CARLTON. - NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. BASICALLY, I THINK I'VE EXHAUSTED ALL OPTIONS. LAST TIME WHEN HE FELL, WE HEARD THIS ***, AND I KNEW SOMETHING HAD HAPPENED. HE LOOKED LIKE HE'D TAKEN A TUMBLE. - OKAY, SO I THINK WE'LL DO AN ACUPUNCTURE SESSION. - HOW BIG ARE THE NEEDLES? [chuckles] - THEY'RE VERY SMALL. THEY'RE LITTLE FACE NEEDLES FOR PEOPLE. - OH, OKAY, SO... SOME PEOPLE MAY THINK THAT THIS IS A BEVERLY HILLS THING THAT PEOPLE DO--TAKE THEIR ANIMALS TO AN ACUPUNCTURIST. NO, IT'S NOT. I DON'T GO TO SPAS. MY CATS DON'T DO FACIALS. SO DOES ACUPUNCTURE FOR ANIMALS WORK THE SAME WAY IT DOES FOR HUMANS? - YES. I MEAN, IT'S GOOD FOR A LOT OF THINGS LIKE TRAUMA, RELEASING ENDORPHINS. - FOR ME, TO BE A WICCAN IS TO HAVE RESPECT FOR NATURE. WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, I WOULD ALWAYS FIND ANIMALS, AND BEING A SINGLE CHILD, THAT'S WHAT I CONNECTED WITH. SO, INSTEAD OF HAVING PLAYDATES, I WOULD HANG OUT WITH WILD BIRDS AND WILD CATS AND YOU NAME IT. - OKAY, HANDSOME, OKAY. LET'S GET SOME NEEDLES IN YOU BEFORE YOU GET TOO IRRITATED WITH US. - [meows] - I KNOW, I KNOW. - OH, BABY. - GOOD BOY. HE'S A LITTLE FEISTY. - STOP, STOP, STOP. HEY, BABY, MIDNIGHT... IT'S OKAY, STOP, STOP. STOP. - [laughs] NO SLAPPING MOM. - HERE, BABY, COME ON. - BUT, YOU KNOW, I FIND THAT EVEN IF THE NEEDLES DON'T STAY IN THE FULL TIME-- - [meows] - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. - THERE'S A BENEFIT TO IT. THAT'S FINE. WE GOT IT IN. - DON'T GET MAD. - WE GOT IT IN. - IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. - [meows] - ALL RIGHT? DON'T BE MAD. - OKAY, HANDSOME. LET'S DO A LITTLE NECK STRETCHING HERE. - [whispering] HI. I SEE SOME LIGHT BEHIND HIS LITTLE CONCAVED EYES, AND I THINK THAT'S THE RELEASE OF PAIN. I REALLY PRAY THIS DOES HEAL HIM. - HELLO. - HELLO, KYLE. - HI, CARINA. - HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO SEE YOU. - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - HI. - THIS IS MY FRIEND JOYCE. - HI. HI, JOYCE. - I'LL GIVE YOU A KISS TOO, THEN. - HOW ARE YOU? - NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. - I'M VERY GOOD. - WE'RE GONNA LOOK TEN YEARS YOUNGER WHEN WE LEAVE HERE. - OF COURSE! LET'S GET STARTED. - I LOVE IT. - OKAY, COME ON IN. - I ONLY GO TO CARINA TO GET MY FACIALS, AND ANYTIME I MEET A FRIEND THAT I REALLY LIKE, I DECIDE TO SHARE MY LITTLE SECRET WITH THEM. - THIS DOES NOT FEEL LIKE A FACIAL. - KIM, I'M TELLING YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BE GORGEOUS! - LEGS UP, KYLE. - OKAY. - LEGS UP. - LEGS UP. - THAT'S LIKE--SERIOUSLY, IT'S LIKE I'M GONNA DELIVER A BABY. - EXACTLY. I NEED MICRODERMABRASIAN ON MY HANDS TOO. I NEED A HAND JOB. - I MEAN, NOT A HAND JOB-- - A HAND JOB? - NO, THAT DID NOT SOUND RIGHT! - ALL RIGHTY! - THAT WAS HILARIOUS. - THIS IS LIKE THE PORTRAIT OF DORIAN GRAY-- THE BEFORE AND THE AFTER. [Joyce laughing] - SO I WAS TALKING TO MICHAEL, BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO LIKE A LITTLE GETAWAY. AND HE FOUND FOR ME THIS PLACE HE WAS GONNA SHOOT AT IN PALM SPRINGS, AND IT USED TO BE AN ARTIST COLONY, SO IT'S, LIKE, A REALLY COOL THING. SO I TOLD HIM, "MAYBE CAN YOU JUST GET IT "FOR SOME FRIENDS OF MINE SO WE CAN DO A LITTLE GIRLS' THING SINCE YOU HAVE WORK?" - I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT, ACTUALLY. - LET'S DO IT. - I REALLY FEEL LIKE I NEED A DE-STRESSING... - I WAS THINKING OF INVITING CARLTON AND BRANDI, MAYBE SOME OF THE GIRLS. - RIGHT NOW THINGS ARE SO, LIKE-- - WHAT IS THAT? OH, MY GOD, I'M JUST GETTING SCARED! [both laughing] - CAN YOU HEAR ME? - I CAN HEAR YOU. [snorts] - YOU CAN INVITE WHO YOU WANT. [Joyce laughing] OR WE COULD JUST GO, YOU AND ME. SHE'S SO SWEET AND INNOCENT. AHH... SHE HAS NO CLUE WHAT SHE'S IN FOR. HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF THE GIRLS SINCE WE HAD LUNCH AT THE ROOFTOP? - NO. NO, I HAVEN'T. ACTUALLY, I CALLED LISA, BUT SHE WAS TOO BUSY. - YOU CALLED HER TO GET TOGETHER? - MM-HMM. - IF SOMEBODY IS SAYING THAT I SAID SOMETHING ABOUT LISA, I WOULD RATHER HAVE LISA TELL ME TO MY FACE. - RIGHT. - SO I WOULD THINK THAT SHE'S A LITTLE BIT OLDER, SO I WOULD THINK SHE'S THE WISEST. I WOULD EXPECT HER TO APPRECIATE ME BEING HONEST WITH HER. - THERE'S DIFFERENT RULES FOR THEM... - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. - THAN THERE ARE FOR ME, AND APPARENTLY FOR YOU TOO. JOYCE REALLY DOESN'T KNOW LISA WELL YET. TAKES A LITTLE WHILE TO GET TO KNOW LISA AND HAVE HER LET YOU IN. - AND IT'S--IT'S SILLY. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - YEAH. - SHE EITHER, YOU KNOW... - WHAT IS THAT? - IF SHE LIKES YOU-- - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHAT IS THAT? - THIS IS THE HANNIBAL LECTER PART. - I'D FEEL LIKE I'M BEING ELECTROCUTED. - I FEEL LIKE THAT TOO, BUT I'M NOT. - OH, MY. [machine whirring] UH-OH. I'M SCARED. - NO. - KYLE. - WAH HA HA HA HA! - IS IT SUCKING ME UP? - IT DOES BOTH. - [whimpering] - LOOK AT HER-- LOOK AT HER BODY JUMPING! - [laughing] AY, DIOS MIO! I AM THE MUMMY. OH! - YOU CAN THANK ME LATER. - NOW LOOK AT IT. - CARINA, MAKE ME LOOK NICE. I WILL KEEP COMING. - TA-RAH! - TA-DA! - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO? BECAUSE IT'S ALL VERY CHILDISH. - OR MAYBE IT'LL BE DIFFERENT FOR YOU THAN IT HAS BEEN WITH ME. - EVEN WITH ALL THE ISSUES GOING ON IN THIS GROUP, A TRIP TO PALM SPRINGS, TO ME, SEEMS LIKE THE BEST IDEA FOR US TO TRY TO GET TOGETHER AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER. - WHOO... - HOW DOES IT LOOK? - NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET PULLED OVER FOR BEING TOO YOUNG TO DRIVE YOUR CAR. [both laughing] - COMING UP... - AS YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN GOING BACK AND FORTH TO NEW YORK. I'VE BEEN INTERVIEWING WITH A COMPANY THERE IN MANHATTAN. - THIS IS MY SPOT. EXCUSE ME. I'M GOING HERE. - OH, NO, OH, NO. OH, THIS MAKES ME SO NERVOUS. MOM, YOU'RE GONNA HIT THE CURB. I JUST KNOW IT. I THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE FAR. - I JUST DON'T LIKE TO GET TOO CLOSE 'CAUSE OF MY TIRES. I THINK I'M GOOD. [laughs] - ALL RIGHT, LET'S RUN TO THE STORE. - ALL RIGHT, SO HERE'S THE DEAL. WE'RE NOT GONNA WEAR A T-SHIRT TO GRADUATION, ARE WE? - IT'S NOT A T-SHIRT. - KIMBERLY CAME HOME, AND SHE SAID SHE... THINKS SHE FOUND A DRESS TO WEAR TO GRADUATION. - OH, BOY, HERE WE GO. - BUT THE BAG WAS-- WEIGHED, LIKE, NOTHING. SO I OPENED UP THE BAG... [laughs] THAT'S NOT A DRESS. THAT'S... THAT'S LIKE AN UNDERSHIRT. - THIS IS YOUR BIG DAY, GIRL. - HI, GUYS. all: HI. - WE'RE LOOKING FOR A GRADUATION DRESS. - AW. CONGRATULATIONS. - SHE FOUND SOMETHING SHE REALLY LIKES. - OKAY. - I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT IT. IT'S JUST A LITTLE, UM... SMALL. - IT'S NOT-- YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN IT ON ME. YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY THAT. - LIKE THIS BIG, THIS LITTLE. I'D JUST LIKE TO SEE HER MAYBE A LITTLE DRESSIER. - OKAY. THERE'S SOME GREAT DRESSES THAT WE CAN SHOW YOU. - DID THIS DOG LEARN STUFF AT TRAINING SCHOOL? - BARELY. BUT SHE'S SO SWEET. WE'RE SO IN LOVE WITH HER. HI, BAMBI. WE LOVE YOU. LITTLE BAMBI MANSKI. - SHE'S CUTE. - MOM THREATENS TO GIVE HER AWAY, LIKE, EVERY SINGLE DAY. - NO, I--BECAUSE THEY SAID WE'RE GONNA GET THIS DOG. THEY SAID, "OH, WE'RE GONNA CLEAN UP THE DOG POOP." - I DO! - "WE'RE GONNA WALK--" - I DO. - DON'T ALL KIDS SAY THAT? - MOM-- - YEAH, BUT THEY PROMISED, AND THEY'RE OLDER-- THEY'RE NOT, LIKE, BABIES. - I DO. - THE SIGNS? I HAVE LITTLE REMINDERS OVER THERE. AND NOBODY LISTENS. I HAVE TO GO AND SAY, "GUYS..." YOU DON'T DO IT WILLINGLY. - WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE MY DAY IS THURSDAY AND-- - BUT YOU DON'T EVER DO THURSDAY, AND THEN WHEN I ASK YOU FRIDAY, YOU GO, "MY DAY'S THURSDAY." - YEAH, I DID IT LAST THURSDAY AND THE THURSDAY BEFORE. - AND HOW LONG HAVE WE HAD THE DOG--SINCE NOVEMBER. YEP. THIS IS MY GLAMOROUS LIFE. - I DON'T LIKE THE COLORS IN THIS. I JUST WANT SOMETHING SIMPLE. YOU COULD DO A SKIRT. THIS IS-- - [sighs] - LIKE, I'D LOVE A LITTLE FLOWERED FABRIC OR SOMETHING. - UH, NOT ON ME. - TOO WHAT? - YEAH. THAT'S A LOT FOR HER. THAT'S VERY PRETTY. SEE, NOW, THIS IS SOMETHING I CAN SEE. WHEN YOU'RE AN ACTRESS, I DIDN'T HAVE A TRADITIONAL HIGH SCHOOL. I DIDN'T GO TO HIGH SCHOOL. I WORKED, SO I WAS TUTORED. THAT I CAN SEE, FOR SURE. - I NEED TO EASE UP A BIT. - I DON'T THINK ANYBODY COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME THAT MY CHILDREN GOT THE EDUCATION THAT I SO TRULY, TRULY LOVED AND WANTED. - OKAY, WELL, SHOULD WE TRY WHAT WE HAVE SO FAR? - LET'S TRY WHAT WE HAVE HERE. - SO DID YOU LOOK AT ANY SCHOOLS IN NEW YORK WHEN YOU GUYS WENT? - NO, NOT YET. BUT I'M GONNA GO LOOK AT SCHOOLS. DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU WANTED TO GO WITH ME AND KIMBERLY? - I REALLY--I TOLD KIMBERLY-- MAYBE AUNT KIM AND KIMBERLY, WE CAN ALL GO TOGETHER AND GO A WEEKEND. - IT'LL BE FUN. - ALEXIA IS ONE YEAR YOUNGER THAN KIMBERLY, SO I KNOW THAT IT'S MY TURN NEXT TO HAVE ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS GO OFF TO COLLEGE AGAIN. AS PROUD AS I AM AND AS PROUD AS I WILL BE, I WANT MY CHILD HERE WITH ME WHERE SHE BELONGS. BUT DON'T YOU THINK THERE ARE A LOT OF GOOD SCHOOLS HERE THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO GO TO? I MEAN, DO YOU WANT TO STAY CLOSE TO HOME? - I'M FINE WITH HERE OR AWAY. - OKAY, SO SHE'S FINE WITH HERE OR AWAY. SO WHY DO YOU WANT TO PUSH HER AWAY? - WELL, SHE'D RATHER BE AWAY, I THINK. - LISTEN, I'M FINE WITH EITHER WAY, BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE PUSHED OR PRESSURED TO STAY. I JUST WANT TO MAKE THAT CLEAR. [laughs] - OBVIOUSLY, I WANT YOU TO STAY CLOSE BY, BUT WHEREVER YOU GO, I'M JUST HAPPY YOU'RE GOING. I MEAN, TO THIS DAY, WHEN WE'RE, LIKE, IN A GROUP AT A DINNER OR SOMETHING AND SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT, YOU KNOW, WHAT COLLEGE I WENT TO, I... I'M SO UPSET I NEVER WENT. I REGRET IT. I WAS HAVING YOU. I'M HAPPY. - THAT WAS A GOOD EXCUSE. - I DO HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE. I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT I WOULD CONTINUE MY ACTING UNTIL I WENT TO COLLEGE AND THEN BECOME A LAWYER. BUT, OBVIOUSLY, DESTINY HAD A DIFFERENT PLAN FOR ME BECAUSE I HAD FARRAH WHEN I WAS 19 YEARS OLD. I TOOK A DIFFERENT PATH. IT WAS AN AMAZING PATH, BUT NOW I LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU GUYS. BUT IT'S GONNA BE HARD. - I KNOW. - ANYWAY, WHO WANTS DINNER? - ME. - LET ME GET THE SALMON OUT. [woman laughing] - OKAY, I LIKE THAT. I THINK THAT'S EVEN PRETTIER THAN THE PINK ONE. - I JUST HAVE A QUESTION TO YOU. - YEAH? - AM I GOING TO A BUSINESS MEETING? BECAUSE IF I AM, THEN GREAT. LET'S SLIP ON THIS DRESS, AND LET'S GET TO GOING, BUT... - KIMBERLY, I LOVE THAT ON YOU. - THIS IS VERY CONSERVATIVE, BUT THAT'S WHAT GRADUATION, I THINK-- ISN'T GRADUATION CONSERVATIVE? - IT'S CONSERVATIVE. - IT IS HER DAY. BUT WE MUST COMPROMISE HERE. - I MEAN, I COULD JUST WEAR THIS. FORGET THE SHORTS, RIGHT? - I'M JUST HOPING THAT WE MIGHT COME TO A DECISION. - WE DID. THESE ARE SUMMERY. - WILL YOU PREPARE THE CHICKEN? - MM-HMM. - ROAST CHICKEN. COULDN'T GET FILET MIGNON. - YEAH. SOUNDS GREAT. - YOU DON'T COME AS OFTEN AS YOU SHOULD DO. - I KNOW, I KNOW. - WE HAD A RULE THAT YOU'D COME OVER AND STAY ONCE A WEEK-- SAME WITH MAX. - MAX IS NOW ONCE A YEAR. - I DO HAVE TO REMIND PANDORA, JASON, AND MAX JUST THAT WE NEED TIME TOGETHER. WE NEED TIME JUST TO STOP, EVEN IF IT'S ONE NIGHT A WEEK. OKAY, SHOULD WE TAKE THIS OUT? - YEAH, YEAH. - THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT JUST BEING AT HOME AND COOKING. TO ME, ABSOLUTELY THE BEST TIME IS REALLY WHEN I'M BACK IN MOTHER/WIFE MODE. I JUST LOVE THAT. - WELL, THIS IS PERFECT. OOH, IT LOOKS GREAT. - WOW! - THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN GOING OUT. CHEERS, DARLING. - CHEERS, EVERYONE. - WE'VE BEEN TRAVELING AROUND LIKE CRAZY. - YEAH. WE JUST GOT BACK FROM EUROPE. - WHAT ABOUT VILLA D'ESTE? WASN'T THAT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE IN THE WORLD? - LAKE COMO IS THE BEST. - I KNOW. - YOU HAVE TO GET A HOUSE THERE. WE WILL GET A HOUSE THERE, EVENTUALLY. - DO YOU THINK THAT... I KIND OF HAVE THESE THOUGHTS ABOUT MOVING BACK TO FRANCE. - SO GO BACK TO FRANCE. WHAT'S STOPPING YOU? - I CAN'T BE AWAY FROM YOU TWO. YOU KNOW, MAX AND YOU, IT'S... - IT'S ALWAYS NICE COMING BACK. AS YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN GOING BACK AND FORTH TO NEW YORK. - LISTEN TO THIS. - BUT NOTHING'S COME OF THAT YET, HAS IT? - WELL, I'VE BEEN INTERVIEWING WITH A COMPANY THERE IN MANHATTAN. - WHAT, TO WORK IN NEW YORK, THOUGH? - YEAH. - I DON'T LIKE THAT IDEA. - YOU KNOW I FINISHED BUSINESS SCHOOL. - YOU'LL MISS PANDY WHEN YOU'RE THERE. - [laughs] - YOU CAN'T MOVE TO NEW YORK. LET ME TELL YOU, I MOVED HERE--OR WE MOVED HERE-- BECAUSE PANDY WANTED TO GO TO PEPPERDINE. YOU'RE NOT MOVING TO NEW YORK. OTHERWISE, WE'VE GOT TO MOVE AGAIN. - IT'S A GREAT OPPORTUNITY. IT'S A WINE AND SPIRITS COMPANY. THERE'S REALLY NOT MUCH IN L.A. FOR THAT. - EVERYTHING'S HERE. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. - YOU CAN'T FIND SOMETHING HERE? - I'VE TRIED. - YOU'VE GOT TO DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. HOWEVER, I WILL BE REALLY UNHAPPY. - HE'S, YOU KNOW, PUT IN ALL THIS TIME GETTING HIS MBA IN MARKETING AND LOOKING INTO SPIRITS AND WINES AND ALL OF THAT-- - WHAT ABOUT TOILET PAPER? - YEAH, RIGHT. - WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TOILET PAPER? - SELL TOILET PAPER. MARKET THAT--I DON'T CARE. ANYTHING BUT WINES AND SPIRITS. I DON'T WANT HIM TO GO. - IT'S TOUGH TO GET A GOOD JOB. I KNOW THAT. SO I DON'T WANT TO KIND OF PUT THE REINS ON THEM. HOWEVER, HOLD ON A SECOND. WE ONLY MOVED TO L.A. BECAUSE OF PANDORA. WE ARE NOT MOVING TO NEW YORK NOW. IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT, THEY WILL NOT BE GOING ANYWHERE SOON. YOU CAN'T GET ALL THAT IN YOUR MOUTH. [laughter] NOW IT'S DOWN YOUR SHIRT! JESUS. - COMING UP... - DID YOU JUST SEE WHAT I JUST SAW? MR. STEVIE WONDER. [cheers and applause] - HEY, STEVIE. [applause] - MOM? - YEAH. - IS MY GOWN-- HAS IT BEEN IN THE DRYER? - YEAH. I CAN GO GET IT. - I HAVE TO LEAVE HERE IN, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES. - DO I HAVE TIME TO IRON THAT? - YEAH. - I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT MY IRONING SKILLS. - OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - KIM, DO YOU LOVE IT? - I'M IRONING. LET ME SEE. I'M SURE I CAN DO THIS. SEE? OH... - GOOD? - REALLY PRETTY. - OKAY. I'LL BE BACK. ♪ I'LL BE BACK ♪ - SHE'S LIKE EVERY MOM'S DREAM, EVERY MOM AND DAD'S. SHE'S SO SWEET. - I'M READY FOR THIS. IT'S HERE. KIMBERLY'S GRADUATING. - I'M WALKING OUT! - OKAY. - TO GROW UP AS I DID WANTING TO BE AT SCHOOL... BUT BEING AT WORK-- THIS IS BY FAR ONE OF THE PROUDEST DAYS... OF MY LIFE. [gasps] LOOK! OH, THAT'S SO PRETTY. - I LOVE THE HOOPS. - THANK YOU. YOU LIKE IT? WHERE'S MY ROBE? - OH, I'M GETTING IT. OKAY, DON'T WRINKLE IT. - I SHOULDN'T BE LATE. - LET ME GET THE ROBE. - THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS. EVERYTHING IS ALWAYS SO LAST MINUTE. - I'LL SEE YOU. - I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. NO SPEEDING, KIMBERLY. - LOVE YOU GUYS! - I AM... [laughs] HERE... HERE...EVERYWHERE. I'M REALLY PREPARED FOR HER TO... TO LEAVE. I THINK I'M READY FOR THIS. [sighs deeply] - WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF FUN. THERE'S A LOT OF GREAT PEOPLE HERE TODAY AS WE HONOR DAVID FOSTER, ONE OF OUR MOST NOTABLE MUSIC HONOREES EVER. AND, OF COURSE, GREAT LOCATION HERE-- RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE HISTORIC CAPITOL RECORDS TOWER, WHERE WE HAVE HAD SOME GREAT CEREMONIES THE LAST FEW YEARS. WE FINISHED INSTALLING ALL FOUR BEATLES STARS... - OKAY, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH YOUR PHONES AND STUFF? YOU DON'T NEED THAT. [David playing scales] GIVE ME YOUR GUM. GIVE ME YOUR GUM. - I'LL GET RID OF IT. - GIVE IT TO ME! - I'LL GET RID OF IT. - GIVE IT TO ME. - I'LL GET RID OF IT. - GIVE IT TO ME NOW. I THINK GETTING A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME IS A HUGE DEAL. IT'S A BIG ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF 40 YEARS IN THE MUSIC BUSINESS. - HI, SWEETHEART. - HI, SWEETIE. LOOK HOW CUTE YOU ARE. - YEAH, LOOK AT HER. - LOOK AT YOU, HOT MAMA. - SO IT'S THE BEATLES... NO, NO, I MEAN, THE BEATLES ARE THERE AND THEN BUDDY HOLLY AND THEN ME AND THEN YOU. - OH, DAVID! - ISN'T THAT COOL THAT WE'RE TOGETHER? NATALIE COLE IS SUCH A BRIGHT SPOT IN MY LIFE. SHE'S A REAL, TRUE FRIEND, NOT A HOLLYWOOD FRIEND. WE SHARED, OF COURSE, THE UNFORGETTABLE ALBUM AND THE DUET WITH HER FATHER, WHICH I PRODUCED. - SO YOU END UP SLEEPING TOGETHER AT LAST. - FOREVER. FOREVER. - AT LAST. - FOREVER. - FOREVER. OH... - THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME THAT I'VE BEEN INVITED TO SOMEBODY RECEIVING THEIR STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME. MY SON'S GODMOTHER'S HUSBAND, SLASH, GOT HIS, AND WE WERE INVITED TO THAT, AND THAT WAS VERY, VERY COOL. - I'VE KNOWN WHAT A BIG DEAL DAVID FOSTER IS FOREVER, ACTUALLY, 'CAUSE MY MOM'S REALLY BIG INTO MUSIC. BUT WALKING INTO HIS HOUSE AND SEEING ALL THESE GRAMMYS AND, LIKE, JUST HAVING HIM BE NORMAL AND SWEET AND KIND-- IT'S A BIG [bleep] DEAL. - HELLO! - HELLO! - HEY. - HI. ARE YOU GETTING DRESSED RIGHT NOW? - YEAH. - OH, SHE CAN GO WITH YOU. YOU CAN BOTH GET DRESSED. KIM, DON'T WE HAVE TO LEAVE SOON? SHOULD I CALL AUNT KATHY AND SEE WHERE SHE IS? FOR KIM, HER WHOLE PURPOSE IS HER CHILDREN. AND PICTURING HER WITH AN EMPTY NEST MAKES ME WORRY ABOUT HER A LITTLE BIT. - AH...HELLO! - KATHY'S HERE. - HELLO. THERE ARE HEAVY. - HELLO! - HI. THESE ARE HEAVY. - WHAT IS IT? - THEY'RE FLOWERS. - OH! OH, MY GOD, AREN'T THESE UNBELIEVABLE? - WELL, THESE AREN'T FOR YOU, DEAR. - NO, I WAS GONNA HELP YOU. - THIS IS FOR THE GRADUATION. - HI. - HI. YOU LOOK PRETTY. - HI, SWEETIE. SO DO YOU! - LET ME SEE. - IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE WEARING? - IT'S BETTER, RIGHT? - YEAH. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - I DON'T KNOW. - KATHY WILL ALWAYS JUST SAY, "THAT LOOKS REALLY BAD ON YOU." "THAT MAKES YOU LOOK HEAVY." "OH, YOU LOOK GOOD, YOU KNOW. YOU DON'T HAVE THAT FAT AROUND YOUR KNEE LIKE YOU USED TO." LITTLE THINGS LIKE THAT. - WHAT TIME'S THE DINNER? - 8:00. HOW LONG IS THE CEREMONY? - AN HOUR AND A HALF. - AN HOUR AND A HALF? - HOUR, HOUR AND A HALF--I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE TIME IN TOTAL. I NEVER COMPLAIN WHEN ANY OF YOU GUYS ASK ME TO ALL YOUR THINGS THAT I SHOW UP TO. I'M GOOD ABOUT THAT. - A LONG CEREMONY. - [laughs] - YEAH. THAT'S MY SISTER. - THAT'S PERFECT. - THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. I THINK YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN BOTH. I LOVE THAT. I THOUGHT THAT WAS GONNA LOOK-- - THAT'S REALLY PRETTY. - NO, THAT'S WHAT I SAID. I SAID-- - NO, THAT LOOKS REALLY PRETTY. - DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER SHOE? [indistinct chatter] - OVER HERE! - RIGHT HERE! - I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING. - [laughs] - NO, THAT'S FOR YOLANDA. - I THINK WE JUST SIT HERE. - READY? - YEAH. - THIS IS AWESOME, HUH? [all cheering] - WE LOVE YOU, DAVID! - THANK YOU. - I'LL LEAVE YOU THERE, OKAY? - OKAY. - LOVE YOU. BYE. HI. - HELLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. TODAY WE ARE HONORING ONE OF THE WORLD'S GREAT MUSICAL TALENTS, DAVID FOSTER. [cheers and applause] - YOU'RE, LIKE, RUNNING OVER. - DAVID BEGAN STUDYING PIANO AT AGE FOUR. AS THE STORY GOES, HIS MOTHER WAS DUSTING THE FAMILY PIANO AND BY ACCIDENT HIT ONE OF THE KEYS. SHE WAS SHOCKED WHEN DAVID CORRECTLY CALLED OUT, "THAT'S AN 'E,'" THUS DISCOVERING HE HAD PERFECT PITCH. PLEASE HELP ME WELCOME TO THE STAGE OUR HONOREE, DAVID FOSTER. [cheers and applause] - THANKS, LERON. - GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE. - THANK YOU, BUDDY. [cheers and applause continue] - I'M SO GLAD WE'RE HERE. - IT'S, UH-- IT'S QUITE OVERWHELMING. UH...OH. DID YOU JUST SEE WHAT I JUST SAW? I JUST SAW MR. STEVIE WONDER. [loud cheering] STEVE, YOU MADE IT! - HEY, STEVIE. I TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM. I DON'T THINK HE SAW. [laughs] - THIS IS AN EXTREMELY FANTASTIC DAY FOR ME, OBVIOUSLY, AND IT OCCURRED TO ME THAT MAYBE I COULD HAVE A SAY INTO WHERE MY STAR MIGHT BE LOCATED. WE WENT LOOKING. AND THEN I SAW IT. JOHN, GEORGE, RINGO... AND AN EMPTY SPOT. [laughter, whistles] SO I NERVOUSLY ASKED, "WELL, WHAT ABOUT THERE?" AND MAUREEN SAID, "OH, I'M SORRY. THAT'S RESERVED FOR PAUL MCCARTNEY. HE'S GETTING IT IN THREE MONTHS." OKAY, THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH. [laughter] THEN I KIND OF SNEAKED OVER ONE, AND I SAID, "WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE SPOT NEXT TO BUDDY'S?" AND SHE SAID, "OH, YOU CAN HAVE THAT ONE." SO, NATURALLY, I SCREAMED OUT LOUD. THEY WERE MY BIGGEST HEROES AND MY BIGGEST INFLUENCE-- AND STEVIE WONDER, OF COURSE, STEVIE. - THE MOST EXCITING THING OF THIS YEAR IS DAVID MAKING AN ALBUM WITH STEVIE WONDER. I MEAN, THEY'RE TWO GENIUSES, AND THEY'VE NOW COME TOGETHER, AND THEY'RE GONNA MAKE SOMETHING THAT THE WHOLE WORLD IS GONNA WANT TO LISTEN TO. AND IT'S EXCITING BECAUSE IT'S ALL MADE DOWNSTAIRS IN OUR HOME. [cheers and applause] - KIMBERLY COLLETT JACKSON. [cheers and applause] KIM WILL BE ATTENDING U.C. SAN DIEGO IN THE FALL, STUDYING COMMUNICATIONS. - SORRY. I'M HAVING VISIONS AS TO WHEN SHE WAS JUST A BABY AND WATCHING IT ALL-- LIKE, FLASHBACKS OF HER WHOLE... AH... ALL HER LIFE, YOU KNOW? SO MANY MEMORIES... [sniffles] ALL GOOD ONES. - CONGRATULATIONS, KIM. - THANK YOU! YAY! - THE PROUD MOMMY. - I KNOW THAT FOR KIM, LIKE MYSELF, IT'S SO IMPORTANT TO SEE OUR DAUGHTERS UP THERE GRADUATING AND GOING OFF TO COLLEGE-- THE THINGS THAT WE DIDN'T GET TO DO. THE THINGS THAT I KNOW THAT SHE WOULD WANT MY MOM TO BE HERE TO SEE. - ONE, TWO, THREE. - BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL CAREER, THERE'S A VILLAGE OF FOLKS, AND MANY OF MY VILLAGE ARE HERE TODAY. AND I'M SO HAPPY AND PROUD THAT I CAN SHARE THIS INCREDIBLE HONOR WITH ALL OF THEM. IT'S NO SECRET THAT I'VE BEEN MARRIED ONCE OR TWICE. [scattered laughter] FINALLY, AND I REALLY MEAN FINALLY, TO MY NEW FAMILY WITH THE TRUE LOVE OF MY LIFE, YOLANDA "DUTCH" FOSTER... [crowd whooping] AND HER THREE CHILDREN, GIGI, BELLA, AND ANWAR. THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH. [cheers and applause] THANK YOU. THANKS, BABE. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, BUDDY. - I THOUGHT DAVID HANDLED IT BEAUTIFULLY, AND I THINK HE'S AN UNDERSTATED MAN WITH A HUGE TALENT, AND I'M GLAD I WAS THERE TO BE PART OF IT, YOU KNOW, REALLY. IT WAS AN HONOR. [cheers and applause] - WOW. - IT WAS REALLY HEARTWARMING FOR ME THAT HE ACTUALLY ACKNOWLEDGED THAT BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN IS A WOMAN, AND, YOU KNOW, THAT'S-- THAT'S THE TRUTH. EVEN THOUGH I WASN'T PART OF THE 40 YEARS IN THE MAKING, I'M SO HAPPY THAT I CAN BE HERE TO CELEBRATE WITH HIM. AND I'M JUST PROUD OF MY HUSBAND. - COMING UP... - I MADE OUT WITH CARLTON YESTERDAY. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, "MADE OUT"? - WE MADE OUT. [indistinct chatter] - I THINK EVERYBODY WOULD LOVE A STAR ON THE WALK OF FAME. IF THEY WERE HANDING THEM OUT, HEY, WE'D ALL TAKE ONE. BUT IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. [laughing] - CONGRATULATIONS. I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. - THANK YOU. - DAVID'S SUPER AMBITIOUS. HE'S VERY TALENTED. I DON'T THINK ANYONE IN THIS GROUP HAS ENOUGH TALENT TO GET A STAR. SORRY. - ARE WE ALLOWED TO WALK ON IT? - YEAH. I DID IT ALREADY. WALK ALL OVER ME, BABY. - WHOO-HOO! - WALK ALL OVER ME. - I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY CHANCE OF ME GETTING A STAR ON THE WALK OF FAME. THERE'S MORE CHANCE GIGGY WOULD GET ONE. - I WALKED ON YOUR DA-- OR ON YOUR STEPDAD. - DO THESE BOTTOMS COME IN DIFFERENT SIZES OR-- - OH, YEAH. WE HAVE THEM IN DIFFERENT SIZES. - OH, I SEE. - YEAH. THAT ONE'S LIKE A MEDIUM SCRUNCH BUTT. - THIS IS AN EXTRA SMALL? - YES. - OKAY. I'LL TRY THIS ONE. - OKAY. WE DO HAVE ONES LIKE THAT, WHICH ARE A LITTLE BIT BETTER, A LITTLE BIT SMALLER. A LITTLE TOO BIG. - IT'S A LITTLE TOO BIG. - A LITTLE TOO MUCH COVERAGE. - FOR ME. I DON'T KNOW. MY FRIEND THAT'S COMING IN, SHE MIGHT LIKE IT THAT WAY. - OKAY. YEAH, WE'LL PUT THAT ONE OUT FOR HER JUST IN CASE. - OKAY, COOL. - HELLO. - HELLO. - OKAY, NOT THAT. - YEAH, YEAH. PICKED IT OUT FOR YOU. - YEAH, OKAY. - HI, BABE. - EVERYTHING GOOD? - YEAH, IT'S GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - WELL, THIS IS SWEET. - I KNOW. - YES, I'M GOOD. - THAT'S FOR YOU. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - WHY NOT? - IT LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD FIT GIGGY. - YOU COULD. YOU JUST CHOOSE NOT TO. - I DON'T THINK SO. THOSE DAYS ARE OVER. - YOU HAVE TO FIND--NO, COME ON. - THIS IS MORE MY THING. ARE YOU KIDDING? DO YOU THINK ANYBODY REALLY WANTS TO SEE MY 52-YEAR *** IN THAT? - I DO. - NO, THEY DON'T. I DON'T THINK PALM SPRINGS IS READY FOR THIS, DARLING. I THINK THIS IS MORE FOR EUROPE. - IS THIS A LITTLE TOO HOOCHIE? - FOR ME, YES. FOR YOU, IT'S PERFECT. - THANKS, MOM. - I HOPE SHE SUFFERS FOR THAT BODY. I HOPE SHE DOESN'T EAT, AND I HOPE SHE SPENDS HER LIFE IN THE [bleep] GYM, BECAUSE IF SHE DOESN'T, IT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED. - [laughs] SO WHAT'S GOING ON, BABE? - OH, A LOT. I MEAN... - TELL ME. - IT'S, LIKE, CRAZY. OH, YOU KNOW, DOING THE WHATSIT, THE RESTAURANT, AND THAT'S WHY I REALLY DON'T LIKE THE FACT THAT WHEN WE DO HAVE, YOU KNOW, FUN TIME TOGETHER, WELL, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND IT FIGHTING. I MEAN, I REALLY DON'T. - NO, I KNOW, IT WAS-- - AND JOYCE BRINGING SOMETHING THAT WAS NOTHING. - IT WAS SNAPPY. - I'M SORRY, DARLING. I WOULD SAY "OH, NO, I'M FINE. LEAVE IT, IT'S FINE." - NO, IT'S NOT, "OH, NO, I'M FINE." IT'S--UGH! - OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER. I THINK THE REAL ISSUES THAT ARE GOING ON IN THIS GROUP ARE SOMETHING THAT ARE WORTH DISCUSSING. THAT ISN'T. YOU KNOW THAT MEAN? I WAS KIND OF PRETTY PISSED OFF, TO BE HONEST, BUT I'M GONNA GIVE JOYCE A FREE PASS. BUT SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO PROVE IT TO ME. - MY FRIENDS TOLD ME SHE WAS A [bleep]-STIRRER, AND I SAID, "I'M GONNA MAKE THAT DECISION FOR MYSELF." AND THEN I CALLED THEM. - OH, REALLY? - I SAID, "YOU WERE RIGHT." YEP. - OKAY. - I WAS JUST WITH CARLTON AT HER HOUSE ON SUNDAY. - SHE'S SO NICE. - SHE HAS THE BEST BODY. - DOES SHE? - LIKE, ABS AND, LIKE, A CUTE LITTLE BUTT. - REALLY? - CARLTON AND I-- WE'VE BEEN HANGING OUT, AND I THINK SHE'S A REALLY COOL CHICK. - BLOODY HELL! - AND SHE'S KIND OF GANGSTER. SHE DOESN'T TAKE ANYONE'S [bleep]. THIS ONE'S A DEFINITE KEEPER. - THAT'S TOO SMALL. THE TOP'S TOO SMALL. WHY BOTHER WEARING ANYTHING? - EXACTLY. YEAH, NO, CARLTON THE OTHER DAY AT HER HOUSE WAS SUPER, SUPER COOL. I'M NOT THRILLED ABOUT SPENDING THE WEEKEND WITH JOYCE, BUT GUESS WHAT. I MADE OUT WITH CARLTON YESTERDAY. - YOU MADE OUT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - WE MADE OUT. - WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? - I DON'T KNOW. WE JUST DID. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "MADE OUT"? - IN THE HOT TUB, WE MADE OUT. - YOU MADE OUT. - YES, WE MADE OUT. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MADE OUT? - WE MADE OUT! - IT'S VERY CONFUSING WHEN YOU'RE WITH THESE WOMEN. APPARENTLY, THEY'RE EITHER AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS OR DOWN EACH OTHER'S THROATS. - WE WERE JUST HAVING A HEART-TO-HEART IN THE HOT TUB, AND ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER, AND WE KISSED. - WELL, WHO DOES THAT? - I DON'T KNOW--ME. OH, IT'S ALL INNOCENT FUN. - NOT IN MY WORLD. GOD, I'M GONNA LOCK MY DOOR AT NIGHT. THAT'S FOR SURE. - NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... - FIRST TIME THAT I WAS EVER IN PALM SPRINGS WAS THE FIRST TIME I EVER DID THE MASTER CLEANSE. - REALLY? THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I EVER DID ***. CARLTON AND I HAD A FRIENDSHIP KISS THE OTHER NIGHT. ARE YOU GUYS IN FOR IT? - A FRIENDSHIP WHAT? - IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO SAY SOMETHING, TELL ME IT'S A SECRET. - I WANT TO SHARE SOMETHING WITH YOU GUYS. - JACQUELINE'S SHARING SOMETHING WITH US. - I WILL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE YOU WHEN YOU CALL ME JACQUELINE. - SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A JOYCE. JOYCE IS A BIG, FAT PIG. - [laughs] - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES, GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.