Larry King's New Job - Psychic? - Interview - On air with ryan seacrest

Larry: I'm proud to bring to you for the first time ever, take it away. A long time ago I discovered, and I don't know how I discovered it, that I had mystical powers. I can't use it on my own show and I don't know where else to use it. I used to kid with it on radio but it's hard to have it, I wish I didn't have it. Ryan: It's a curse! Larry: It's a dark curse to know what you're thinking right now, drives me nuts! Ryan: It drives me nuts! I mean, two people on this planet know... Larry: Who is Sylvia? I won't get into that. Anyway... Sisanie: Ryan's blushing! Larry: What I can do is- Ryan: By the way, this is serious. Larry: Why do you have a gold mic and we all have silver? Ryan: I earned my gold mic. Sisanie: Oh and it's engraved, it says Ryan Seacrest on the side. Larry: This is like a worship place. This is like, let us all bow down to our leader. *** Clark never did this! Okay, now I can hear myself. Larry: You're turning yourself on. Ryan: My God, I'm turned on now! Ryan: You may stay till 10 am. Larry: I can't today. Normally I would but... Ryan: What do you got? Larry: Oh, I got a million things today. But, normally, I would come over and take over the show. Ryan: I know! Well, you're doing it now. Larry: Ok, here's how the power works. If people call in, you can call in and say, "My name is Phillip, what can you tell me about myself?" or, "My name is Sandra, here's what I dreamed last night. Please analyze." Ryan: Look down at that screen in front of you. You see all that? Larry: Yeah. What does it mean? Ryan: Those are all the calls. We're gonna go to those. Larry: Alright. Larry: You see your call in advance? Ryan: Well, I see what you see. It says La Mirada, Lauren, had an alien dream. Larry: I used to do it where I would just pick up the phone and I don't wanna know. Ryan: Well, now you're saying that I'm not good at this. Larry: No, no, no. What I'm saying is I'm more impromptu. You know that there's a Laura in La Madera, that had an alien dream. Ryan: I needed to know that. Larry: I have no need to know that. I'll take the call. Ryan: Alright, it's 7:18 in the morning. I want to say something, this has never happened. He has a gift. He calls it a curse. It's a gift. And I said to Larry, we were having garlic bread, were we not? Larry: Correct, at Dantana's. Ryan: I mean, that's some serious garlic. And you started to do this on me and I said, "Larry, you've got to come in and do this with my people." Here we go. Lauren in La Mirada, you're on with Larry King, the dream analyst and psychic. What would you like to do? Lauren: Hello, hello! Thank you so much for taking my call! Larry: You wanna do the dream or you wanna do the psychic reading? Lauren: Let's do the dream. Larry: Alright, give me your dream. Lauren: Ok, so last night I dreamed that aliens had invaded and a group of me and a few other people were the only people left. We're riding around in a van being chased by the aliens. Anyway, we get caught, I get abducted, they start performing experiments, and at the end of the dream, my head is separated from my body but I'm still aware and so I'm scheming a way to get out of it. But I didn't ever get out of it. Larry: You have an intense desire for a menage a trois. Aliens is extraneous. It could've been aliens, or it could've been Ryan and four guys. It could've been six brothers. It could've been seven midgets. It could've been anyone! You have a desire to be with multiple people. And the best thing to do with that desire is do it. Then call Ryan back and describe it for us. He'll be happy to help you. Ryan: Have you ever had an experience like that, Lauren? Lauren. No! Never. Larry: Well, you will, Lauren, a week from Tuesday because I'm also a psychic. Ryan: Sid is going to be alone for breakfast this morning. 800-520-1027, that's KIIS fm. Jamie Whittier, you're on with dream analyst and psychic, Larry King. Jamie: Hi Larry, hi Ryan! Larry: Just give me your name and your city you're calling from and I'll give you a psychic reading. Jamie: Ok, so my name's Jamie and I'm calling from Whittier. Larry: Who is George? Jamie: Oh my god, George is my brother-in-law! Larry: Oh my, oh, I don't wanna get into it. You like George. Jamie: Why is that? Larry: Because you like George. Jamie: Mmm, not really. Jamie: I love George, George is my brother-in-law- Larry: I don't care. No, no, no, no, you LIKE George. Jamie: Mmm, okay. Larry: I want you to hear me seriously. You like George. Go to it. Life is short. Jamie: Am I supposed to go with that? Larry: You bet, call up George and meet him somewhere. Ryan: Thanks for calling! Larry: Meet him at the Coffee Bean on Wilshire! Ryan: Alright, who's this in Long Beach? Larry: She likes George. Ryan: Oh, loves him. Danielle: Hey Ryan, this is Danielle. How's it going? Ryan: Everything is good over here. Larry King is here for the whole hour! Danielle: Hi Larry! Hey, hows it going? Larry: I'm fine, psychic or dream? Danielle: I have a dream. Larry: Give me it. Danielle: Last night, I had a dream that I was laying in bed with a man. I am married. And I was laying there thinking that I was with my husband. And I look up, to my bedroom door, and in walks my husband. And I was like, aghast, I was like 'oh my god!' and I looked to my right and the man had no face. What does that mean? Larry: Well first, dear, listen, I have to tell the truth on this show. You hate your husband. You despise your husband. Danielle: Say that again? Larry: You hate your husband. Danielle: No! Larry: Yes you do- Danielle: I actually adore him! Larry: No no. You'd like him to have any other face than the one he has. And that faceless person in the bed was a replacement for the guy at the door. Do you follow me? So here's the best way to deal with this: Go to your husband and ask him to get plastic surgery. Your relationship will doublefold in happiness. Anything, nose or eyes, I don't care what he does. Ryan: Thanks for calling. It doesn't matter. Larry: You really have to go into this, Ryan. I can help you with this. The non-face aspect, she wants a replacement face. On the person she loves. Her husband. Ryan: Let's go to Rachel in Fullerton. Rachel, the man is on a roll, he- Larry: This is so painful. Ryan: I know this is a curse. Larry: The truth! Larry: It's gotta be the truth. Ryan: I know, you gotta be honest. Larry: Like George, I was truthful. Ryan: I mean, of all the people in the world, George? How do you know that name? Larry: Oh I don't know where it comes from! Larry: Oh, if I knew where it comes from, I'd get rid of it! Ryan: You were born with it? Larry: Yes, but it doesn't happen everyday! Ryan: It just depends. Larry: I told you Tuesday because I had a psychic feeling. I could've done this yesterday but I said 'no, Tuesday.' Ryan: Today. Larry: It had to be today. Ryan: Rachel, go ahead, you're on with us in Fullerton. Rachel: Well, I was wondering if you could give me a psychic reading, Larry? Larry: Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. Who is Phyllis? Rachel: Phyllis? I work with a woman named Phyllis. Larry: Oh, boy. Stay away from her. Rachel: Stay away from her? Larry: Yeah. Don't confide in her. Don't go near her. Possibly plant lies about her to get her fired. [laughs] Ryan: Thanks for calling. Larry: Phyllis is out to destroy her. Ryan: Yeah, sabotage! Ryan: Alright, let's go to Rhonda in Sherman Oaks! Rhonda, Larry King can analyze your dream or give you a psychic reading. Rhonda: I wanted a psychic reading. Larry: If you can what? Ryan: Psychic reading. Larry: And your name is what again? Rhonda: Rhonda. Larry: Oh Rhonda, this is bad news. Rhonda, get out of the Valley. You live in the Valley, right? Rhonda: Yes. Larry: Ok, this August is going to be the hottest August on record and you can't take heat. Larry: You're going to move, Rhonda. You're not going to believe this, I'm telling you where you're moving to. Rhonda: Ok. Larry: Greenland. Rhonda: What? Larry: Greenland. Larry: Do you know anybody in Greenland? Larry: Do you know anyone in Greenland? Rhonda: No. Larry: Well, you soon will. (laughs) Larry: She's going to Greenland. She doesn't believe it. I should've advanced that she's meeting a guy who's going to take her out of the heat of the valley and take her to Greenland. Ryan: He will take her to Greenland, August 15th. Ryan: Hello Sophia! You're on with Larry King! Larry: You got a cough button? Sophia: Hi Larry! Sophia: Hello? Larry: Hello. Ryan: Alright, you're on with us. Sophia: Hi Larry! Larry: Hi. Sophia: I don't remember my dream last night but I do want a psychic reading. Larry: Alright, what is your name and where do you live? Sophia: Sophia and Redondo Beach. Larry: Sophia in Redondo Beach...Who is Francisco? Sophia: Francisco? I don't know a Francisco! Larry: Oh you will meet a Francisco, this is Tuesday, Thursday afternoon at 4:00. At the Starbucks. At the Starbucks in Redondo Beach. There are only about fourteen of them. That's been a low day for Starbucks. Fourteen. What's the big highway there in Redondo? Sophia: PCH? Larry: What's the main drag? Sophia: Um, PCH? Larry: Oh, Pacific Coast Highway! Larry: Pacific Coast Highway, at that Starbucks there when you hook a left right when you come down off the- at that Starbucks, you will meet Francisco at 3:00. He will be ordering a Malted. You will fall in love with him. Sophia: Ok! Ryan: Good luck! Leah, you're on with Larry King. Larry: You have no male listeners? Ryan: No, it's all chicks. Leah: Hi Ryan, hi Larry! Ryan: Yeah it's all chicks. Larry: It's all chicks? Ryan: It's all chicks. Leah: Can you interpret my dream? Larry: Yeah, what is it Leah? Go. Leah: I had a dream that basically I tried to rescue a dog that was in a mudpile and it kept sinking and my mom, like, she wouldn't let me rescue it and then later in the same dream I was in a car and my grandpa actually died. and then I ended the dream with me crying at Target. Larry: Oh, boy. I know this sounds complicated but it's a simple dream. You have a great desire to work in a zoo. You wanna be around animals. Leah: I have a great desire to...? Larry: To work in a zoo. Leah: I have actually never been to a zoo. Larry: That's why you have the desire! That curiosity that infects you wants to be in a zoo. You want to be in a zoo to be away from a grandfather that didn't die, a mother who bugs you, but a dog you love. Now, the one thing that zoo's don't have is dogs. They don't have a dog exhibit. Why don't they? Ryan: I don't know. Larry: Well, because we all have dogs. Larry: WHat are you gonna do? Ryan: Too common. Larry: They're too common, right! You will revolutionize zoos! You will work in a zoo for dogs! Come and visit dogs in cages! Leah: That's amazing. Larry: It's amazing but it's happening to you.