Huevocartoon - Answers to the Egg Philosopher

Easter Egg. And now... ...answers... ...with Easter Egg... Yo, brothers, today I feel enlighten... ...elevated, connected to the "matrics", see... I'm the chosen one, fo' sho, the chosen, "the one"... ...and that's why, I'm gonna answer your questions... ...I'm gonna orient you, so you find your way, your role... ...your path, so you're not lost anymore, you see! Woah... ...stick to that idea, how intense...how intense! Let's take the first call. Whassup? Hello, Easter Egg. My name is Flower. Like... ...I wanted to ask you... ...is there life... ...after death? How elevated, my lil death flower, my weeping lily... And I'm gonna answer in a multifaceted way, man, look... well no, you're not a man but listen, listen, listen... Yesterday, Yesenia, yellow, Yemen, yeti, yard, yankee, Yanni, woah, how do you like that, bro? Because cholesterol is eternal, you see... ...we aren't eggs with cholesterol, you see... ...we are cholesterol, encapsulated in an egg... ...hold it, hold it... ...crossing the interior's interior tangential space...you get me? Feel it, feel it, look, feel it... ...that's it, got it? Next call, next "lost in space" egg... ...who's there? Hi, Easter Egg, I'm Peter. I'd like to know, what came first, the egg or... ...the chicken? Good question, dear Peter, good question, Peter the Great, Peter and the wolf... Do you know what Peter means? Rock, dude...woah, how intense! That means you're like a stone egg... ...a stone, I wanna be Grimm, "The Thing"! Stick to that idea! Listen, poor your mother hen... ...it must have hurt her to the core of the "syphilistiphysis", brother! But that's the way it is, you're made of stone, like a hard egg, and when I say hard... ...I mean emotionally, brother... Nobody knocks you off, and if they do, well, I hope you enjoy it... ...and if you enjoy it, then I hope you get enough of it, my Peter... ...and if you can, charge for it, brother! Next call! But, what about... ...my question? You had your opportunity to ask... ...and you wasted it, brother! Like life itself, like water, don't waste it, brothers, 'cause water comes from the space, you see... I wanna say hi to my brother Matsumoto, Emoro and... ...Moraga... Next call... Hello, my name is Bobby... ...and...well, I would like to know what to do to find a job... Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah! Nah, nah, nah! My %$&# Bobby, NOPE! &%$# Bobby! What kind of ridiculous question is that?! What makes you think I could possibly know the answer to that?! Are you on drugs, brother? Are you high? Or what? Yo, put out the roach, my brother, put out the roach...I'm leaving! If you're not gonna ask me important, relevant things, like, you know... "high-elevated" stuff... ...then I'm leaving, bro... Peace out! Thank you for joining us on... ...Answers with Easter Egg...