Top 10 Ways to Know You're a Redneck - Version 3
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Here are ten ways to know you're a redneck.
One. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Two. You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.
Three. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Four. You ever cut your grass and found a car.
Five. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
Six. You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Seven. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
Eight. Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
Nine. You own a homemade fur coat.
Ten. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
