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Hi Yukky.
Hi Yummy.
Yukky, can I ask you a question?
Yeah, of course you can.
Tell me, Yukky: Why are you dressed in gold?
Were you one of the Holy Three Kings
in a Christmas play
in a coptic church in Egypt yesterday?
No, Yummy.
This golden shirt is not made
for a Christmas play in Egypt.
This is the golden away shirt
of my new favourite club,
of H***over S****+neunzig.
Of what?!
Of H***over S****+neunzig.
Tell me, Yukky: Why on earth did you choose
*** S****+neunzig as your favourite club?
Well, Yummy, S****+neunzig are my favourite club,
because they play in gold and bordeaux,
just like my other favourite club
in my other favourite sport.
Another gold and bordeaux club
in your other favourite sport?
Maybe Galatasaray in shisha smoking?
No, Yummy. I was talking about
Gryffindor in Quidditch.
What?!
Have you never watched Harry Potter films?
Gryffindor's colours are gold and bordeaux.
And Gryffindor are the best team in Quidditch.
So S****+neunzig must be
the best club in football because they play
in the same colours like Gryffindor.
And that's why I am a S****+neunzig fan now.
Yukky, this is the most stupid reason ever
for choosing a *** stupid club.
What do you mean, Yummy?
First: Harry Potter isn't real.
Stuff like Gryffindor or Quidditch
does not exist in reality.
You are wrong, Yummy.
Black magic is real. Quidditch is real.
Harry Potter is real.
They even wrote books about him.
Secondly: Did you say that S****+neunzig
are the best club in football?
Maybe they are the best club
in that *** city where
they drink horse *** from beer glasses.
But the best team in Germany,
with 45 points at the start of the new year,
is of course Eintracht Braunschweig!
You are wrong again, Yummy.
H***over have just overtaken Braunschweig
in the all-time table of the Bundesliga!
H***over are now on position 18,
Braunschweig are down to 19,
so S****+neunzig are the better club!
Yukky, may I ask you a question?
Sure, Yummy.
You believe in all that *** about
Harry Potter, black magic, Quidditch, right?
These things are real, Yummy.
What is the number of the devil, Yukky?
What is the black magic number?
It is 666, Yummy.
What do you get when you add 6 and 6 and 6?
Let me think. You get 18. - Correct.
And what is the position of *** H***over
in the all-time table of the Bundesliga now?
18!
The devil's number for the club of the devil!
Do you know what has happened
to other clubs that were at position 18
in the all-time table?
No. - Well, let me tell you:
20 years ago, Karlsruhe
were at position 18 in the all-time table.
Karlsruhe? They are nearly bankrupt now
and play in the Zweite Bundesliga.
Correct. Then Hertha BSC were at 18
in the all-time table.
Hertha? They are nearly bankrupt now,
and play in the Zweite Bundesliga.
Correct. Then Achtzehnsechzig München
were at 18 in the all-time table.
Achtzehnsechzig?
They are nearly bankrupt now,
and play in the Zweite Bundesliga.
Correct. And now it's *** S****+neunzig
at position 18. What will happen next?
S****+neunzig will maybe go bankrupt,
in the Zweite Bundesliga...
You see, there is an evil spell
on place 18 in the all-time Bundesliga table.
If your club is at 18 it is doomed.
But this is terrible, Yummy!
Don't worry, Yukky: One day,
when S****+neunzig are bankrupt and gone,
you can still wear your golden shirt
when you watch Gryffindor play Quidditch.
Yummy. Has ever a club managed
to break the evil spell
of position 18 in the all-time table,
or have they all gone nearly bankrupt
playing in the Zweite Bundesliga?
Well, Yukky, there is one club
where the situation is different:
They are nowhere near bankrupt
but if they carry on winning
they will play Zweite Bundesliga next season.
I am of course talking
about the one and only
Eintracht Braunschweig!
