Never Going to the Bathroom Again - Lyrics - Harry And The Potters

Usually when people go to the bathroom They come out relieved But the last time that I went to the bathroom Someone ended up bleeding There's a faucet that leads to a monstrous snake That will turn you into stone if you look at it There's a girl that's been dead for fifty years She lives in a toilet and has a crush on me (weird) Sometimes when you go, there's a gruesome troll That will hit you with a club if you make it mad Other times you just try to take a bath And that creepy ghost tries to sneak a peek Stay away Stay away Don't go to the bathroom Stay away Hold it in There's something weird going on in there Stay away Stay away Don't go to the bathroom Stay away Cross your legs There's always something weird going on in there So I'm never going to the bathroom again No, I'm never going to the bathroom again No, I'm never going to the bathroom again No, I'm never going to the bathroom Never going to the bathroom again