Timoshenko & Yuschenko Gas deadline 2009 WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES

Somewhere in the Ukraine 3 months before the flu epidemic Yushenko: Listen Yulia, how about we pump away some more gas? Yushenko: For the very penultimate time? Timoshenko: Enough! People are giving up us strange looks already. TimoshenkoL No touching the faucet until the deadline! Yushenko: When is this deadline? Timoshenko: What day are we today? Monday? Yushenko: Aha Timoshenko: Then on Tuesday. Yushenko: Aha Timoshenko: And then on Thursday and Saturday. Yushenko: Why not on Wednesday and Friday? Timoshenko: That won't work out. Yushenko: Why not? Timoshenko: On Wednesdays, I have an appointment at the solarium and on Fridays I go to the gym. Yushenko: Oh. Timoshenko: Then, offer some better options Yushenko: Listen, Yulia, does lard not burn? Timoshenko: Oh! Vitya! I've explained this to you 100 times. Timoshenko: The formation of natural gas requires natural subterranian reservoirs, Timoshenko: at a certain depth with special climatic conditions ... Yushenko: .. and huge pressure for millions of years Timoshenko: So? Yushenko: I still remember this from school. I'm not stupid. Timoshenko: Think Vitya think of t what we should do ... Timoshenko: No one is going to give us 5 billion Yushenko: Listen ... Timoshenko: What? Yushenko: Are we sure lard doesn't burn? Timoshenko: What have I done to deserve this fate? this fate of a woman and of a Timoshenko: prime minister? and just beyond the mountains a presidential fate [hissing sound] Timoshenko: What are you hissing about? Yushenko: What? That wasn't me Timoshenko: Then what? Yushenko: A snake!!! Mommy! Timoshenko: Vitya? What snake? Yushenko: It was a black mamba! They want to poison me again ! Yushenko: But it's ok .. They won't get me alive Where's my passport ticket to Chisnau? Timoshenko: Don't worry. Why that's the pipeline hissing! Timoshenko: Maybe the faucet is broken and leaking Yushenko: So it's a breakdown! They're setting me up! Timoshenko: Yulia, call the gas repair service! So they come urgently and repair ... Timoshenko: Are you crazy? This is happiness sizzling out of the pipe! Timoshenko: and you want to repair .... Yushenko: Well, we have to do something Timoshenko: If we need to we will do it [to be continued] Somewhere in the Ukraine 3 months before the flu epidemic Yushenko: You had a good idea! Some people have subterranian gas holders we Yushenko: have open-air gas holders. And the most important thing is that we haven't Yushenko: touched the faucet! It leaked by itself ... Timoshenko: Pass me the next one Yushenko: But that was it. There are no more air baloons in all of Kiev. Timoshenko: Then get some money and fly off to the pharmacy. Yushenko: I see ... but why the pharmacy? Timoshenko: For the reservoirs Yushenko: For cond... Oh! No! I refuse to go. I feel awkward Timoshenko: You think I don't feel awkward asking everyone for money? Timoshenko: Who would have known you were so shy. Go and by 3000. Yushenko: 3000? And what will I tell the pharmacist? Timoshenko: As usual tell him that you don't save your forces for the satisfaction of needs of the nation as ... and so on Yushenko: I undertand. Ok, I'm almost there. Timoshenko: And be careful. Don't rip your pants. Yushenko: Here hold these. Timoshenko:What have you done? Help Vitya!