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AND NOW "TMZ" THEATER PRESENTS
THE GREATEST ACTRESS OF ALL
TIME!
WAIT, WAIT, BEFORE YOU OBJECT
STRENUOUSLY, CHECK OUT THIS PIC.
BECAUSE THAT'S HALLE BERRY
ACTING LIKE SHE'S HAVING FUN ON
VACATION WITH THE DUDE SHE'S
ABOUT TO DIVORCE.
MOVE OVER 19-TIME ACADEMY AWARD
NOMINEE MERYL STREEP.
OK, SOMEONE CLUE US IN.
HALLE BERRY AND OLIVIER DOWN
IN MEXICO VACATIONING TOGETHER
ON THE BEACH WITH THE TWO
CHILDREN.
I JUST FIND IT SO WEIRD TO GO
VACATIONING TOGETHER.
ANNOUNCER: HEY, JUST BECAUSE
THEY'RE GOING THROUGH AN
UNPLEASANT DIVORCE DOESN'T MEAN
THEY CAN'T HAVE FUN IN THE SUN
IN MEXICO!
SO HOW ARE THEY GETTING ALONG?
THEY DON'T WANT TO LIKE TOUCH
EACH OTHER.
THEY SIT A CHAIR APART FROM EACH
OTHER.
OH, MY GOD, THEY SAT A CHAIR
APART?
IT'S THE BEST.
OK, DO YOU WANT TO GO ON
VACATION?
FINE.
BUT YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO KEEP ONE
CHAISE LOUNGE BETWEEN US.
WHAT A GREAT WORD, CHAISE.
ANNOUNCER: NOT REALLY THE MAIN
TAKE AWAY BUT, YES, CHAISE IS AN
AWESOME WORD.
BUT IT'S NOT LIKE IT LOOKS
MISERABLE.
THAT LOOKS MISERABLE.
SO STUPID.
WHO WANTS TO GO ON VACATION?
IT'S MORE AWKWARD FOR THE KIDS.
WHERE IS THE KID IN THE PHOTO
ANYWAY?
HARVEY: THE KID IS SAYING, HEY,
I'M GOING BACK TO THE HOTEL
ROOM.
THIS IS TOO UNCOMFORTABLE.
THIS IS AWKWARD.
HARVEY: I WILL SEE YOU AT
DINNER.
ANNOUNCER: GOOD LUCK, HALLE AND
OLIVIER.
AND DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE NOT THE
ONLY SEPARATED PEOPLE IN MEXICO.
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, BEHEADINGS
AND WHATNOT!
ADIOS, EVERYBODY.