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WARNING this episode contains adult content (monkey sex noises) Today I have got some unsolicited advice for *** stars. Always wear a disguise. I mean, come on, you might have grandkids someday! Eat the pizza. Nobody orders pizza and then lets it sit there getting cold. Eat it. Then have sex with the delivery boy. Be creative! We've all seen the regular "sex ***." Now surprise us! Oh, wanna see what's underneath my poncho? It's this creepy mask. Ohh, I wanna eat you like a hotdog With this sauerkraut Mmm tangy! You know what's really sexy? Honesty. I think there is such thing as too big You know, if we actually had romantic feelings for one another I think we would both be enjoying this a lot more Spanking. It sucked when we were kids. And it sucks now. What's with all the frowning? Smile. You're a star! Shave your *** hair to match his eyes. Show her you care by warming up your hands first. Be courteous. When squirting, watch out for the camera! why not leave something to the imagination and mime it! The one thing about *** that I would never change? The music!