Greek S3E10 - English Transcript

Prevsly On "Greek" What's with this ZBZ mixer? Aren't they all about mixing with those KT losers this semester? I am starting to wonder. if he's even the right guy for me. - Wow. You can really wear a suit. - What're you doing? We said we'd come. Not that we'd stay. Thanks again for paying our electric bill. I may not have money, Trip, but I am still your president. You may not be for long. - Dale, what're you doing? I saw you making all this progress and realized that you're real competition. I've looked at you like a friend, and you look down on me like The Anchor. Russ Cap, I poured my heart out to you at the End of the World party, and you didn't come after me. But I'm here now. I'm feeling pretty cheap here. You were asleep, and I'm totally late. Ashleigh's gonna wonder where I slept. You know, it's killing me not telling her. It's only been a week. And it's been an amazing week. You can't keep putting this off. You have to tell Evan. We both agreed he should know first and you said you'd handle it. It's just tough to get any alone time with him. Someone's always in the Amphora lair lighting torches electing the next president - Oops, I just broke the code. - Come on, Cap. I'm just a little nervous because finally, after all this time, we're back to being friends again. And you're worried that friendship will fall apart when he learns we're together? Well, not to mention,he seemed pretty against it at the End of the World party. But this time we're gonna get it right. We're three years wiser. Maybe you're three years wiser. So you'll tell him? Absotely. I will e-Mail this morning. - Cap. - All right, I'll text him. Or E-vite, inviting him to the conversation. Yesterday, Ash wanted to know why I had this smile, and I couldn't think of an excuse, so I told her I was thinking about the rise and fall of Mischa Barton. So you have to tell Evan now. Then we can pick this back up. - Pick what up? - This. - Maybe I should go tell him now. Yeah. - Then I can tell Ashleigh. Dale. We need to talk. Really?! We've done so well this past week not talking. I need half your cable bill. It's due today. Today? You could've told me a little sooner, you know? I wrote you a message in my grant project notes. - I'm surprised you didn't see it. - For the love of You know what? I apologized for that already. Even though I don't think I had anything to apologize for. if this is you back with God, I think I liked the godless Dale better. It'll all be moot when I win the Innovation Grant today. When you win? I have a shot, too. I've seen your notes. You still haven't gotten your wire to re-conduct. Actually, the same night my self-healing wire turned on for a full three minutes. - Three minutes? - Just like your mother. All right, well, then I guess the better man will win. I think we both know who that man is. It's me. I slink down Greek Row looking mighty fine Howling to the moonlight on a hot winter night Singing the blues while the other girls cry Stop marki and give it your all! SongFest is in two days! The drop-down is on the four! The four! Let's step through it again. Great job, Beth. The house is so lucky to have a real Dance major. And I'm so lucky that it's me. Hey! Where were you last night? - Did you have a boy-girl sleep-over? - Maybe. Who? The scruffy emo guy from the library? He's scruffy all right. And really awesome. And someone you know. Are you ready? Cappie and I are back together. You got back together with Cappie? - Seriously? - Who cares? Get your *** back in line! Now! Well, I guess it was inevitable. I want you to know I rarely try to sleep with the same ex twice. Thanks, Becks. I'm almost touched. Now go dance. And five, six, seven, eight! Wow. Wow. That is just so Wow. "Wow", good? "Wow", bad? "Wow" could mean a lot of things. No, I mean "wow", I hope you don't disappear into the KT black hole. 'Cause SongFest is the second most Blue Ribbon points after Greek Week, - and you're one of our best dancers. - I won't ditch you. I promise. Good. Because we are on a mission to take back number one from Gamma Psi, I don't want any distractions. Hang on. - Katherine texted me. - What does she want? I don't know. But I know what I want: an apology for what they did to us at the four-pack. Hey, Cap, what's the urn-mergency? It's a good one. Wait, what's wrong? Well Let me just start by saying that your opinion means a lot to me. OK You know that I value you. Am I getting fired? The opposite actually. Let's think of this as bringing another member into our team she'll be working directly under me Cap, what're you talking about? Casey and I got back together on Thanksgiving. Wow. OK. You waited all week to tell me? I was just worried how you'd react. Why? You still think that I have feelings for her? No. At the End of the World party you told me not to go after her. Why, do you have feelings forer? No, no. We're just friends. We're totally just friends. Man, you know what, I regret saying what I said at the party. This is gonna be good. This is gonna be really good. It's great. Nothing is gonna change. We'll all be pals, you know, like like Harry Potter and, um, you know, the other two. I appreciate that. Thank you. So you're OK with it? Really? Yeah. Yeah, of course, man. Congrats. - Come on. - Thanks. And I'll catch you later, all right? You know, just tell Casey that I'll see her at Quidditch practice. - Another good one. - You can stop. - I'm sorry. - OK. Stop lollygagging, Cartwright. You don't need to be concerned with your pasty, four-eyed friend. The judges will be here any minute. OK. I'm almost done. You seem to be preoccupied with your competition. Why don't you go speak to him? I got nothing to say to him. I'm not suggesting intelligent discourse, Dale. If you think he's a threat, go over and rattle his cage. Never underestimate the value of the head game. Watch this. Looking good, Milton. See that? I don't know that that's necessary. You want to win, don't you? Be the best? Come on. Hey, Rus? Or should I say Anchor? That's a sweet light bulb. If I clap twice will it turn on? That'sa good one, Dale. What, you're not going to respond? You told me not to He just fired a shot across your bow. In your people's vernacular, it's on! Show him what you've got. Hey, Dale, if I'm The Anchor, then you're the canker sore in my mouth. Oh! Anchor told Kettlewell he's in his mouth! Good one, Ank. - Just gonna take that? - Yeah, Rusty I bet you do have canker sores from all the unsavory women you've made out with. Oh! Point, Diz-ale! On a comebiz-ack! It's your turn. Make it count. At least I didn't lose my virginity to our landlady, and then ask her to marry me. Oh, my God! I was doing right by her! You wanna have a conversation?! Time to focus. So, what are you up to tonight? Oh, I was thinking about busting up some KTs. Oh, wait, that's probably you. OK, stop. - Can we please put this behind us? - You're the one who hasn't wanted to talk about it. Talk about that I like looking out for my house and brothers? OK, so you'll like looking out for them but you don't want to be honest with them. - I knew this was about me coming out. - It's not just about that. It's about this whole Mr. Tough Guy crap, how quick you were to turn on Evan, who, by the way, is keeping your secret. And look at Evan: He came out about his money. Now everybody treats him different. I don't want that. So maybe if I show them that I'm a good brother -they'll take the news better. - Grant, they're gonna take the news the way they want to. If they have issues with it, then that's their problem. There's a lot of better ways to be a good brother - You don't understand. - Grant I am the only one in the house that does. It is simple, costumes revealing genitals are unacceptable. If you read your SongFest handbook, it's all spelled out in the rules. I cannot wait for the day when I am paid to be this organized. I had to book vendors, organize security Walk out on our four-pack to make ZBZ look like losers. Is something bothering you, ZBZ? My name is Casey, and yes something is bothering me. You and your sisters screwed us. four-pack, I don't concern myself with inter-soritpolitics. You're a part of Gamma Psi. Your house went from girl scouts to the Real Housewives of pick-your-city overnight. Yes, but I'm also Panhellenic President. People like us have to rise above the petty politics that exist between houses, which I thought you could do. Which is why I wanted to speak with you. As you kno there's an Vice President of Judicial. I want you to serve. - What!? - You have good ideas, Casey, and drive. and I need a VP of Judicial who is not afraid to disagree with me. I agree. But not all the time! I'm not afraid to disagree with you when you're wrong. Which you are not, currently. As VPJ you would oversee Greek disciplinary action, you would help draft new legislation. Yes, you get your ownlipboard. - My own clipboard? - Just FYI. Eighty-five percent of VPJs from CRU go on to receive JDs or MBAs. If that's something that interests you? All of those letters interest me a lot! as a Board member, you're expected to be impartial, so you can't participate in any inter-sorority competions. So So I'd have to drop out of ZBZ's SongFest skit? I need your answer by tomorrow. OK? That's good right there! I'm so happy my big brother is dating my big sister. - You've waited a long time to say that, haven't you? - Maybe. Don't worry. I know you're her little brother, so I'm not worried about her. How's your project going? I finished my presentation earlier, but Dale and I are still fighting over who's gonna win tonight. Yeah, Daley did mention you guys were having some problems this morning at Krav-Maga. Now listen Every friendship has its rough patches. And if you're really friends you'll find a way to work it out in the End. Like Harry Potter and those other two. OK. Holy crap, you guys, I'm graduating! What is that? - Crickets! - Gross! I hate crickets! Ever sincePinocchio. They're too bossy. They're coming from the fireplace. "Enjoy your crickets, losers. XO OX" Wait. The Omega Chis pranked us? The old crickets-down-the-chimney gag. This has Evan Chambers written all over it. Remember how I said everything will work out in the end? Well, maybe I was wrong. How do I look? Like SongFest gold and you know it. I do. Try yours on. First, I wanted I wanted to talk to you about my meeting with Katherine. Tell me how it went. Did you let her have it? Yes. I told her to stop calling me ZBZ and call me Casey. Wow. And then what? And then she offered me a Panhellenic Board position. Wait, she offered you a job? Yeah, Vice President of Judicial. VPJ, yay! Which means I would have to drop out of our skit. What?! It's a big opportunity! No, she's a Gamma Psi, Case. You went over there to chew her out and she bribed you! She did not bribe me, Ash. You are under a lot of pressure. You want to win SongFest Yeah. So did you. until Katherine came along. Crickets? Really, dude? You could've warned me. They're in every crack of our house. See? I don't know what you're talking about. I found this in our chimney, along with the entire cast of "A Bug's Life. " You must've known what your house was up to, right? Well, you did tag our plaque in your Thanksgiving break -in. This is this about Casey, isn't it? - I knew this would happen. - What? Things would get all weird when you guys got back together. Since you're the one making it weird, Nostradamus, I'm not exactly impressed by your ability to predict the future. I was just being honest. OK, Last time you were honest, you ended up regretting what You said. I regret that I said that. OK? I don't understand why you want to go through that again. You still don't think Casey and I will wk? Hey, I hope I'm wrong, - but given the history - Trust me, this time it will be different. Thank you all for participating. Your projects were amazing! Yes, yes, everyone gets a ribbon, you're special just for trying Announce the winners already. The finalists are Samir Nagra Yes! Kim Cervenka - Li Yin Tan - Awesome! Dale Kettlewell Yes! Was there any doubt? - and Rusty Cartwright. - I did it?! I did it! Not bad, for The Anchor. Your final projects were all so good, that we need more time to thoroughly evaluate each one. As a result, we'll announce the winner next semester. Thank you all for coming. Hey, man, have you heard anything about the guys dumping a boatload of crickets into the Kappa Tau chimney? I'm sure Grant knows. - Things still bad there? - Yeah. And getting worse. Yeah, I know how you feel. Probably not entirely but, um, yeah, a few of the guys are still treating me weird. - Stand your ground. - Yeah, you, too. Hey guys, we're getting a poker game started. Wanna join us? I'll pass. Yeah, Chambers. Hundred-dollar buy-in. Can you handle that? I'll pass. Actually, I'll stake you in this game. Consider it payback for all those shots you've bought us in the past. Thanks, Grant. You guys gonna make out or play? I'm out. I'm in. Son of a What the hell is this?! "You hit the KT wall. " Krappa Tau is gonna pay for that. Gamma Psi tonight Gamma Psi tonight I've never seen so many Gamma Psis together in one place. They look like those creepy little kids from Village of the Damned. Gamma Psi's the best and we got game So step back Boy, do not approach They're good. They're good, but they're no ZBZ. I'd feel a lot better if we had our entire cast. You guys are gonna do fine without me. Gamma Psi tonight Gamma Psi tonight Gamma Psi. Hey, Case. I hope you guys are ready for a little competion. I mean, the Mu Gamma Sigs might give you guys a run for your money. Natalie, shouldn't you be protecting your pot of gold? Casey, that mean girl says I can't do SongFest. What? Who? Katherine, did you tell Beth that she can't do SongFest? Afraid so. Participants have to be current members of their ho Beth deactivated ZBZ last semester when she went I-Kap, so OK. I'll send her home. - What? - Oh, you can't use her dance, either. - What? You can't be serious. - What? As VPJ frontrunner, I think you should understand the rules. That just happen to knock us out the day before SongFest. You just sabotaged our house, you can't expect her I don't have your response on the VP of Judicial job. I really stuck my neck out for you, so I'd like your answer now please. I decline. So you're gonna turn this down so you can dance in a skit that you don't have? My house needs me. My house needs me. Moving on. to be one of those couples that holds hands? I don't know. Let me see your hand. So how did Evan take it? Pretty well. You know Evs. Did Ashleigh explode over the news? Yeah, she was a little worried that you'd pull my focus from SongFest. Obviously not. I missed you last night. We were up until four a. m. trying to come up with a new dance. And all we agreed on was that Katherine is another Frannie, - only evil-er. - So tonight's out of the question? After SongFest is over, I promise. - Think you can wait that long? - Oh, ok. But any longer and I'm gonna start without you. - Wow, sweaty much? - Ok, that is you! Cap! Oh Evan, hey. Hey, Case do you mind if I talk to Cap alone for a few sec? - What is going on? - Why don't you ask him? He walled in our front door cause he didn't appreciated my honesty This has nothing to do with your honesty. It's about the swarm of crickets that's still in our house. Ok you guys, you can't let your houses get in the way of your friendship. And until you get them to declare a truce, none of this will ever change. - Katie is a stowing up on this. - Crickets, Evan. ***. Maybe what you guys need is a common ennemy. Cappie. Who did the Kappa Tau hate the most? Ryan Seacrest. Oh, no, no, no, wait wait Officer Huck. And who did the Omega Chis hate the most? Liberals? - Huck. - So maybe we got our houses to team up against him. Fight over our hatred for Huck together. Right? Hey! So I thought we could celebrate the end of this ridiculous competition between you to, with a . pizza. So? Who won? - They haven't decided yet. So neither of us won. - Well, not yet anyway - Hey! - You're not gonna eat out. Guys, what the hell? - He keeps rubbing me the wrong way. - Is there a right way to rub you? - Ok, this is ridiculous. - Well, we need to do something soon. Because if I have to live like this until next semester, - What? You're gonna take me down? - Oh, I can take you up and down. - Well, there's only one way to settle this then. - Whoa, guys. And what's that? Battle Bots. - You're on. - You're on. Wait how about this? I just saw someone on the dancefloor once. That's fine if you wanna get pregnant. How about this? Really? You know, I never thought I'd say this but without Beth, we're screwed. But we can't let Katherine win. We just have to be the best we can be with the people we have. You know what, it's just too bad we don't have someone who can choreograph. Oh, for the billionth time Abby, you don't have to raise your hand to ask a question. It's more of a suggestion actually. For a new dance. No offense, but what do you know about choreography? I choreographed three of my high school musicals, the third one, was our senior year. Oh, well we are desperate. And we're all in this together. So What you doing Spitter? I have 24 hours to modify a base-line robot with standardize weaponry to destroy Dale? Ok. Gemini wants you to be careful with your killer robot. Who's Gemini? We came to an understanding. - An official meeting now? - No, sorry, I was just killing a cricket. But I do have an annoucement. We're gonna finally get back at Officer Huck. Rusty has a killer-robot, so maybe after he kills Dale, we can like - attack Huck with it or something. - We're not gonna need the robot Beav. We have help this time. The Omega Chis. - Cap, are you drunk? - Nope, I'm serious. I talmked to Evan, our houses are gonna pull off the plan together. - Why? Those guys are jerk. - It's not like we can trust them. Gemini agrees with Rusty. True, but what better way not to trust someone that to trust them with someone you distrust more than them? That makes no sense at all. - Exactly. - It works for me. Me too. Oh, Gemini! Great. Meeting adjourned. Nailed it. And so with KT's help we'll pull off the ultime prank. And Huck and the school will remember for years to come. Why do we wanna do anything with the KTs? Yeah, we don't need them to screw with Huck. - Huh, that's true, but I think - Was this your idea or them? We came up with this together. Come on, Chambers. Guys, just back off, alright? You guys have been on Evan's *** ever since he gave up his money. This has nothing to do with money. It's about Evan being who he was before he gave up his money. And I'm still that guy. The Evan Chambers we elected as president wouldn't have taken the back seat to anyone. He's right, Evan. I'm sorry. The Evan Chambers I voted for wouldn't join someone's else plan. He'd have one of his own. We need a prank that shows how awesome we are. Or maybe we'd just need another president. Meeting adjourned. Thank you Pi for that wildly inappropriate rendition of "Wild Things". Next up, we have ZBZ. This is it Beav, Casey's up. Maybe she and her buckle will do "Bound". Can't say I haven't thought about it. ZBZ! What is taking so long? ZBZ! Well, I guess this means ZBZ is not coming. Moving on. Yo Casey! Teach me, teach me, teach me! So what, do I start dancing like right here flesh mob style? - Ok, no, honey - What? Sorry. Case, we're waiting for the results. Ash, wow. Who's that girl? Oh she's a friend. Congratulations, you were so so great. Thanks. - I'll catch up with you later. - Ok. - So I'm in. - Well, that means we're both in. We're waiting further. Do you have any idea what comes ou of your mouth? - No, do you? - Guys. We'll meet later at the students' union. All right. Hey, richkin. Wanna grab a drink at Dobler's afterwards? Oh, sorry I gotta raincheck, but you looked pretty awesome up there. I know. The scores are in. The winner of this year SongFest, and "15 blue" event points is Gamma Psi! What? What? We were way better than these demonic munchkins. They cheated, they had to. Katherine tailed the votes. Maybe we should temper with them Yeah, well, even if she did, we can't prove it, so we're screwed. All we need to do is is check the score sheets which would be on her clipboard. So we're gonna ask to see her clipboard? We don't have to ask. I guess this is it. No professors no projects just you and me. It had to be. Articulated hydraulic, mano a mano. Well, here's a fair fight. There's nothing fait about this Rust Fair would be me winning my grand. Because for the last year and a half I'v spent every waking minute on school. While you've been out with your girls and your frat bros. Hey guys, save it for the Battle Bots. No, no. 'Cause I sacrifize and I make the hard choices while everything just fall in your lap. You had a D on your midterm, you almost flake on the extra credit, and everything just works out. Hey, I worked hard too! Not half as hard as I have. And you know it. I deserve this. You don't. Can you believe it? Well, Rusty, all seems good for you, you know, school, Kappa Tau, girlfriends all he has is science. And, God, we barely talked this semester. So I just should let him win because I feel bad for him? No, I'm just saying, this guy has one thing in his life take that away from him You're a scientist, you can do the math. Good thing they didn't leave a single light on since we're paying their electric bill. Found a candle. Jasmine. What? It's dark in here. That's why we brought our flashlights. I think they were in a rush to hit Dobler's. Everyone, start looki - Ooh! I think I found it! - Let's see it. OK, the judges gave us - Someone gave us a zero out of 100? - This one judge. Ryan. He also gave the Gamma Psis a 100! That's so shady! Yeah, all the others gave Gamma Psi low 80S. Does that mean they bribed the judge? Oh! They're like mini-Sopranos. Well, if that's the case, then we have our proof. Yeah, let's go. Come on. We were right, Lambers. This is the ultimate prank. Let's go downstairs, get some extra rope just to be safe. - Cap, come on. - Sure. - Guys, you good for a sec? - Got it, Cap. Guys! Evan, get in. You guys are bailing? - Run, Cap. - We're not even done here. What're you talking about? Evan, hurry. Guys! We can't hold this forever! - They need our help up there. - Get in the truck. All right. - You called the cops! - Sorry, Cap. Listen to me, I'm doing you a favor. Run! But, wait Oh, no, no, no! Oh, my God! Sweet mother of mercy. The Mach 5! - We gotta go. - What? Where are Wade and the guys? - We can't help. - Let's get the hell out of here. Oh, dear lord, that's a sticky wicket. Don't move! They went that-a-way! In this corner, standing a member of a non-academic frat, It's Rusty "The Anchor" Cartwright! In this corner, he's a born -again landlady lay-er from Wetumpka, Arkansas, weighing at he-wouldn't-tell-us, the ultimate, extreme circuit boarder, Dale "The Lightning Rail" Kettlewell. Please let this be quick. On your marks, get set Battle Bots! Close shave, huh, Rus?! Yeah! Anchor's away, Dale! How does that feel? What's wrong, Dale? What's wrong with your robot? This guy's gonna lose to Rusty! Looks like we got ourselves a new Anchor! No, no, no, no Dale wins! Dale wins, everybody! Congratulations, Dale. Thanks, Rusty. Looks like we finally found out who the better man is. - Dale! Dale! Dale! Dale! - Ok Dale! Dale! Smells like someone's grilling. I really hope not. Rebecca, did you remember to blow out that candle? Guys Back at the house. We need to talk. Outside. I don't want you in my house. I'm glad you made it out OK You planned this? Listen to me, all right? Yes, we left your guys holding the cart and called the police. So we'd get caught. I had to do it to get my house back. And your solution was to get three of my brothers expelled. Expelled? God, no, that wasn't the plan. We thought they'd get community service. - That's a hell of a plan. - What was I supposed to do, man?! Give up my house and take a backseat to you and Casey like I did. Freshman year? Come on! When it comes down to choosing between friends and brothers, you have to choose your brothers. Yeah, you made your choice pretty clear. Wait. Listen. Listen. You have the perfect girl, guys who worship you. My house is all I have left. Well, you're right about that. Oh, and if I were you, I would go out through the back gate. What happened? Oh! Thank God you guys are OK. When we heard the sirens I thought maybe you guys were in the Gamma Psi house. - We weren't there. - Thank God, for a second there I thought that maybe you guys had started the fire. No, we were there, but we didn't start the fire. We hope not. I left a candle burning, not a campfire! But, maybe you can explain that to the police since you love talking about it. Oh, my God! The police? We're all gonna go to girl jail like those prison movies my boyfriend watches! - It's Katherine! - Oh, no. That's the mean girl. OK, I got it. Katherine, - I can't believe this. - I know. It is surreal. But I plan on doing everything in my power to investigate this. Is that necessary? It could've been an accident. No, it's unlikely. This is the kind of thing that rarely occurs unless someone is at fault. And they will be punished severely. You should go easy, I mean You don't want to overdo it, you know right? That's big of you, Casey, considering ZBZ is the most affected. Wait. What are you talking about? Irregularities in SongFest judging. What are you talking about? I was talking about your house burning down. My what?! Oh, my God! She didn't disqualify Beth for no reason! She Which means she really wanted me for the job. Which means she's not Frannie. We have bigger problems. You're our president, Ash. What now? We turn ourselves in, I guess. - No. - No? We can't turn ourselves in because we don't know what happened. It's an old house. It could've been electrical, it could've been a gas leak - Or a raccoon. We'll know if we did it when we get in trouble for it. But until then we say nothing. - I won't breath a word, I promise. - Yeah. We all need to promise. We need to make a pact. Yeah. Yeah, everyone gather around. Put your pinkies up. We, the sisters of Zeta Beta Zeta, promise never to tell anyone outside of these walls what happened tonight. Yeah. Ok. What are you doing here? Rain check, remember? I could really use a friend right now. I can't believe Wade, Ferret and Jeremy got expelled. I lost four of my best friends today. Sorry, Cap. Well, it could be worse. At least our house didn't burn down like the Gamma Psi's, huh? Yeah. Transcripted by YesCool, and chamallow35 Greek comeback on 25th January