The Beatles interview with Dusty Springfield - Ready Steady Go!

DUSTY: "Paul, I've got some questions to ask you here. Please could you tell me the name of your racing greyhound?" PAUL: "Uhh, I haven't got one, actually." DUSTY: "You haven't?" PAUL: "No. Well, a girl sent in a letter to me, and she said, 'Would you like a gra... a gracing rayhound!' And I said 'Yeah!' but she hasn't sent it yet." DUSTY: "She hasn't? Awww." CROWD: (in exaggerated sympathy) "Awwww!!" DUSTY: "I'm sure she loves you." PAUL: "She hasnt sent it yet, but I hope she does though." DUSTY: "Is it true you sleep with you eyes open?" PAUL: "Umm, well you know, I haven't seen myself do it..." (laughter) PAUL: "But actually, the fellas say that I do. They've, sort of, seen me sleeping with my eyes open." DUSTY: "How can you do that?" PAUL: "I don't know, you know... just sort of half open." DUSTY: "You're just clever... you're just Brilliant, Paul." (crowd giggles) DUSTY: (reading) "Please ask Paul if he plucks his well-shaped eyebrows." (laughter) PAUL: "Umm, no." DUSTY: "You don't. It doesn't look so. You're absolutely beautiful. Paul, do you mind girls screaming all through your act?" PAUL: "Uhh, no. We like 'em screaming, generally, all of us. But it's a bit much all the way through. But we love 'em screaming." JOHN: (comically) "Hear, hear!" (the girls cheer and applaud in approval) DUSTY: (turning to John) "This is a question which you've been asked a thousand times before but you always, all of you, give different versions or different answers. So you've got to tell me now... How did the Beatles get their name?" JOHN: "I just thought of it." (comically proud facial expression) (crowd cheers) DUSTY: "Were they called anything else before?" JOHN: "They were called the Quarrymen." (comically giggles) DUSTY: "You rugged character! ...Oh John, listen. (reading) Do you have false teeth, as they always look so even?" JOHN: "No! (scratches front teeth with fingernail) They're all chipped and battered." (laughter) DUSTY: "Girls, would you say his teeth were chipped and battered?" CROWD: (in unison) "NO!" JOHN: "No, they're real." DUSTY: "Is it true that, when you were a kid, you were shot at for stealing apples?" JOHN: "Yeah." (laughter) DUSTY: (gesturing to the side of his face) "Is that what these beautiful marks are?" JOHN: "No, they're scabs." (laughter) DUSTY: "There's nothing there at all, really. He's got a quite beautiful complexion." JOHN: (suggestively, joking with Dusty) "Let me see YOUR scabs!" PAUL: (objecting comically) "HEY!" (laughter)