Ep 2-4 - Mail shmail - Zoe & Chloe Private Detectives

Last time on Zoe & Chloe-- (ZOE) What the Eff?! Where's my Box, Debbie? This year we're getting to the bottom of this! And then this happened-- (CHLOE) Do we have any suspects? (MR. TUTTLE) I've been the mail carrier on your block for years! (ROBERTA) You're free to go. (CHLOE) Now what do we do? *knocking on door* *sensuous music* (PROF. TESTERLOWENSTEIN) OH, Hello Zoe (ZOE) Professor Testerlowenstein, I need some advice. Well, I thought sessions were out for the year-- Aren't you going on Holiday? (ZOE) Not this year, I've got a case. What can you tell me about the US Mail? (POLICE CHIEF HOLMES) Now California doesn't have any laws that supplement the Federal Law for Mail tampering Which carries a penalty of---? (CHLOE) Five years in prison and up to 250,000 dollars in fines! (PROFESSOR TESTERLOWENSTEIN) In 1775 Benjamin Franklin was appointed the FIRST Postmaster General-- *sensous music* --By the Continental Congressssss *music stops* (POLICE CHIEF HOLMES) What's the difference between Mail Tampering and Mail Fraud? (OFFICER DON) Sir! I've gotta talk to you about these college intern kids (OFFICER DON) They are a MENACE! (PROFESSOR TESTERLOWENSTEIN) NOW the Funniest thing -- Is that the first US Postage Stamps --were issued in 1847, Okay?-- (PROFESSOR TESTERLOWENSTEIN) BUT Prepayment of said Postage wasn't even required until 1855!!! *Laughs maniacally* Do you BELIEVE THAT!!!!??? (POLICE CHIEF HOLMES) And tell your mother I said that pot roast will be fine for tonight (POLICE CHIEF HOLMES) --and when I get home I'll quiz you on property law (CHLOE) Awesome (CHLOE) Officer. Roberta, get the equipment together We're going on a TAIL *Noir Detective Music*