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FEMALE SPEAKER: Mwa, ah, ah, mwa, ah.
DAVID WAIN: I want to get a little bit of that.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Ah, mm.
DAVID WAIN: Hey there.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Mwa, mwa, ah!
DAVID WAIN: Ah, oh my God, ew.
Oh, oh my God.
Oh, God.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Ah!
Ah!
DAVID WAIN: Ew, ah.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Ah, ah.
Ah, ah.
DAVID WAIN: Ow, OK.
Ow.
You had me at come.
FEMALE SPEAKER: David, I love you!
Come back!
FEMALE SPEAKER: Oh, ah.
DAVID WAIN: Ahem.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Oh, David.
DAVID WAIN: *** off, you lilly-livered, catty-***.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Ah!
DAVID WAIN: Take it.
Yeah, take it.
I'm having that feeling of inevitability right now.
I really feel like it's going to happen.
It's like it's going to explode our of me.
And oh my God, it worked.
It happened.
CHERYL: My name's Cheryl, by the way.
DAVID WAIN: David.
Ah, ah, ah.
Ah!
CHERYL: Oh!
MALE SPEAKER: I can't stop!
That magic feeling, my matzoh balls are about to burst.
DAVID WAIN: Jewish terms, including sex.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Oh!
MALE SPEAKER: [INAUDIBLE].
FEMALE SPEAKER: Ah!
Fill me up, you man ***.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Oh!
DAVID WAIN: Two well-known comedians pretending to be my
parents are [INAUDIBLE].
MALE SPEAKER: Take it easy, man!
It ain't a two-car garage!
Uh!
Uh!
Oh!
Oh!
[CRYING]
FEMALE SPEAKER: Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
FEMALE SPEAKER: What are you doing?
FEMALE SPEAKER: Here.
Let's get in this chair.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Hi.
Ah!
Ah!
DAVID WAIN: Hold on, I'm not quite erect yet.
FEMALE SPEAKER: That's how I like it!
Oh my God, I can barely feel it.
It's like there's nothing there.
Oh my God.
MALE SPEAKER: Oh my God!
My matzoh balls are gonna burst inside your ***!
FEMALE SPEAKER: Wait, wait, wait!
No, wait!
MALE SPEAKER: What?
FEMALE SPEAKER: Put that beautiful bagel batter all
over my pudum.
MALE SPEAKER: OK, bubula, you asked for it.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Come on!
Just please!
DAVID WAIN: Do it daddy.
Come on, daddy.
FEMALE SPEAKER: No, no, no, just put it on top.
MALE SPEAKER: Swallow that ***.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Oh!
You guys are disgusting.
MALE SPEAKER: All right.
I think--
MALE SPEAKER: I think you got it.