Mr. St. John Getting Serenaded!

-Intro music- Man. Twelfth Night. That was a weird-*** novella. I'm sure glad nothing like that has never happened to me, because you know, supernatural stuff just don't happen in the 21st century. Oh my gosh, I'm so perfect! Let's watch how my plan unfolds. Once Cupid shoots Gina Plum-Ann, and he will considering how much I paid him. She's gonna to have to go to prom with me. -Hiss- -Drunk Cupid attempts to function- I make people fall in love everyday, but I don't get any love for myself Aphrodite never asked me if I wanted to get shot with an arrow. I don't care what you says, I'm not gona shoot that GPA gurl fo dis Glorious foo. I don't care if he wants to go to prom with her. Ima just shoot dis dude right hurr. Man, dat gurl ugly. -BLING & awkward colvulsing- Woah. She just turned from Jabba the Hut into Plum-ann, god damn. GINAAAAAA So what's up, Dense. It's Denise. My name is Denise! Okay. Whatever. Sorry. What's up? So, do you know when he's gona ask you yet? Ask me? What are you talking about? Gosh! Don't you know already? Glorious Lider is going to ask you to prom. Since when?! I can't go to prom with Glorious Lider. He's like freaking 5 feet tall. Hey, what's wrong? Oh God... Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. My life is literally falling apart. Hey child, don't cry. Don't cry, I'm here for you. G-Get out! J-Just get out! What are you doi- Shhhh. Sh. Sh. Hey hey. I'll be the white knight to your black princess. I said get out! Hey, love don't know no bounds. And no bathroom sign is gona change that. This is a girls' bathroom. And I don't even know you. I don't know you either. But that's not gona stop me from getting to know you a little bit better. Ok. Ok. I'll be your girlfriend until this whole Glorious thing blows over Order, I call this meeting to order. Thank you esteemed colleagues. Now today, there is one issue at hand and one issue only. Class rally colors -Yelling of random absurd colors- Silence you dogs! Silence! As an American patriot I firmly believe we deserve the colors red, white, and blue. 46 00:03:03,01 --> 00:03:08,00 Woah, woah, woah. You can't monopolize 2 of the 3 primary colors like that. Even if you are a senior. Shut up, Dense. Let the man take charge of this discussion I'm not even sure they know my real name. Claiming the colors of the American flag reminds our class of a generation of sissy-half men what it means to be American. Well I believe the junior class should get green and white. Green representing the power and the environmental responsibility that comes with it. And white representing purity, as we are role models for all the underclassmen. Wow. The progressive approach. That's admirable. ....maybe even Glorious. Well, as a sophomore, I think that we shou- I think we can all agree, we made a lot of great progress today. B-b-but As I was saying, I think all agree that we made a lot of Glorious progress today in terms of deciding what's the best for our class... heh... Glorious. Please meditate on these ideas for tomorrow's meeting. All of you. Once I'm commissioner, GPA will love me even more. A class with her will only deepen our love. -Awkward shuffling- I've been expecting you. So you wana be a BSA commissioner, huh? Yea, that's right! Are you popular? With my family, ya! Are you pretty? Pretty awesome, if I do say so myself, right? Now let me ask you seriously. Why do you really want this position? I want to make the school the best it can be beca- But let's be real. You're trying to take my girl. You're trying to take my GPA away from me. She's not your GPA, she's mine. And I'll do whatever it takes to keep her with me. Even if it means becoming BSA comissioner. Will you pretty, pretty please go to prom with me? Oh we'll see, we'll see about that. Now shuffle your way out of here will ya? You stupid, moronic, idiotic kid. Just look at what you've done! Remind me please. Aphrodite. Ma'am. Cause I forgot. You were supposed to shoot Gina Plum-Ann, but you shot Shuffle instead. (Cupid Singing) Love falls down on all our heads. Just not mine I'll end up dead Drunken lives are drunken rest Join with me and lives we'll wed Now what's gona happen? You ruined it, but now you're gona fix it. Ok, ok, ok, ok. And you will fix it. And if you don't, I'm gona send you to Hades for the rest of the summer and that's right - no partying for you! Zeus. Calm down. I'll shoot GPA so she falls in love with Glorious. -Yelling of random absurd colors- Ok fine. It doesn't even matter. I don't know what you guys even want. You know what. It doesn't even matter. I just wanted it on my college application. Ok, where do I shoot? Ok, I'm sure we can work something out. NO! No we can't work something out. Because all of you are incompetent, insignificant people. Dude you need a chill pill. AND YOU! You! What's wrong with you? Whaaaat? I know you've been screwing around with Shuffle It'snot what you think it is. It's inGlorious. That's what it is. Stop! -BLING & awkward convulsing- Why hello there Denise, Denise, Denise. Wow. You know my real name?! I never forget a name so beautiful. Denise divine. You are like a God send angel - a sexy aparition. Anything for you. I'd drop out of school for you. Quit BSA even. Give you a student loan even. Anything. What is going on here?! You know what? I don't care if I'm not BSA commissioner. I still got my GPA, and that's the best GPA anyone could ever ask for. D'awww. I think I might actually like you. Oh ho ho ho ho Awwww Shakespeare conclusion. -Actually Kevin's laugh- You're awful. You're super awful. Oh my god. You're fired. It's Hades for you. (Cupid singing) Now in these days not much was said Emotions flared and tears were shed Nothing done but surfeit said Still, it was some fun, I guess.