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I wanna be the last
thing you ever see.
He dies, we die.
- Ah!
- Freeze!
We will take over
from here.
We're going to execute him.
Has he been silvered?
Less than an hour ago.
Shall I give him another dose
- and bring him to you?
- Excellent.
We got a new
Packmaster-- me.
That arrangement include you
sucking down vampire blood?
I accept the role
of master of this pack.
You gotta have a second before
you can challenge the master.
I will.
( whispers ) There is someone
after shifters.
Can you keep her safe
until we figure out who that is?
I can help you
track 'em down.
I can shift into
anything I need to
and give you the most heightened
senses on the planet.
You sell wooden bullets?
I got some right here
if you wanna see 'em.
- Andy!
- ( clerk grunts )
Somebody stitched
up his lip.
He with an evil man,
made him drink goat blood.
- Don Bartolo.
- ( chuckles )
I'm being hunted
by an evil smoke monster
that wants to kill me
and everyone I love.
If I stay with you,
you will die.
Then you need to go.
Hey!
Die, fanger!
Hoyt Fortenberry?
Well, it's your lucky night,
'cause we just saved your life.
Did vampires kill
our mom and daddy?
Claude: A vampire ambushed
your parents.
He was drawn to them by
something he smelled in the car.
- Your blood.
- Sookie: No!
I don't believe
any of you.
- ( grunts )
- ( fizzles )
( Sookie shrieks )
Roman has decreed
Russell's execution tonight.
- It's finally happening.
- What is happening?
( beeping )
( yelling )
Level one protocol!
Computer voice: Initiating level one
protocols in...
You and me,
together at last.
- ( clicks, growls )
- ( clicks )
- Northman!
- ( crying )
- Bill: Eric!
- Molly: I don't understand.
- Why didn't it work?
- Eric?
- Eric!
- Kill him!
No, keep him alive!
He will be tried
for what he has done!
Bill:
Northman, are you alive?
Guard: Chancellors,
remain shielded.
Bill: Eric!
Salome:
Praise you, Lilith.
Guide us
through darkness.
Nora:
Praise you, Lilith.
It is your blood
that gives us life.
It's okay, Nigel.
Soon we'll be free.
We'll all be free!
( growls )
( laughs )
Prisoner secure.
- ( sizzling )
- ( groaning )
Computer voice:
Chancellors...
- Eric?
- ...to your quarters.
Computer voice:
Chancellors to your quarters.
- Eric?
- The view from up here is spectacular.
( laughs )
( theme music playing )
♪ True Blood 5x07♪
In the Beginning
Original Air Date on July 22, 2012
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
♪ When you came in
the air went out ♪
♪ And every shadow
filled up with doubt ♪
♪ I don't know who
you think you are ♪
♪ But before
the night is through ♪
♪ I want to do
bad things with you ♪
♪ I'm the kind
to sit up in his room ♪
♪ Heart sick and eyes
filled up with blue ♪
♪ I don't know what
you've done to me ♪
♪ But I know
this much is true ♪
♪ I want to do
bad things with you ♪
♪ Ow, ooh ♪
♪ I want to do
real bad things with you. ♪
( music playing )
He's supposed to be helping her,
not zapping her again.
We are helping her.
We're testing her luminescence.
All right, listen. I ain't been to
med school, or fairy school or nothing.
So if you can put it in terms
a "laid man" can understand,
I'd appreciate it.
I'm going to send my light through
her and if the fae in her is strong,
my light will pass
through her body unhindered.
Well, send it on through.
What-- is that bad?
'Cause--
Her head-- it lit up
real good, I thought.
Wake her up.
- Where am I?
- You're safe.
Like hell I am. You're one
of the *** that zapped me.
And you ain't much better.
Oh, it's okay, Sook. They've just
been testing your luminescence.
My luminescence?
What the hell's that?
Claude:
You're depleting, Sookie.
*** you, I'm depleting.
I wanna go home.
Come on, Jason. Let's go.
Hey, let's just plug her in
and charge her back up.
Whether you believe
it or not,
my family has been
watching over your family
for centuries.
Just hear us out, okay?
It's for your own good.
Claudia: I'm going to ask
you something.
Please answer honestly.
Have you been experiencing
disturbances in your abilities?
Disturbances like...
Like hearing thoughts.
Sometimes it might be
a strain to listen.
Sometimes you can't
hear much at all.
Come to think of it, I have
been a little off my game lately.
What we are and what
you are, Sookie, is magical.
But as you are only half fae,
your magic is finite.
You will run out
if you aren't careful how
and how much you use it.
What happens if I do run out?
Would I die?
- You wouldn't, but--
- Would I be normal?
Would I be human?
You would be fae
no longer, yes.
Thanks for an
interesting night.
Come on, Jason.
Let's go.
Sookie, we fae
are capable of things
you haven't even
begun to explore.
Are you saying there's
more *** she can do?
I hope we've at least convinced
you of our trustworthiness.
If you're ever curious,
if ever you find yourself
questioning any of this,
you know where
to find us now.
I do.
And I will,
if I'm ever curious.
We should say goodbye
to Hadley before we go.
Kevin: When did you
realize the shop keeper
was reaching for his gun?
Not till after Merlotte
took him out.
Hey, sorry
it took me so long.
I was at a lady friend's
house tonight
and I did not know how I
was gonna get out of there.
I was even thinking about
chewing my own arm off,
but then the body call
came in.
Couldn't have
worked out better. ( laughs )
- What?
- TMI, Coroner Spencer.
Sorry.
Well, damn. Got him
in a body bag already.
Crossbow to the chest.
I would've liked
to have seen that.
Okay, so...
I forgot
where we were.
Where I was looking
when he reached for his gun.
That's right.
Where were you looking
when he reached for his gun?
I was looking in the other direction,
obviously.
You do realize that is not part
of our training, Sheriff.
Of course
I realize that.
Jesus *** on Christ,
this has got to be
the worst night of my life.
( sniffing )
Just what in the hell
are you looking for, Mr. Merlotte?
Deputy, you got gloves on?
Check this box.
And you are hoping
to find what?
Rubber masks.
Folks who were going around
shooting at people
like animals,
doing it wearing Obama masks
as a disguise.
Who knew bigots
bought in bulk?
How'd you do that?
( Sam sniffing )
Picking up five men,
maybe six.
I'm smelling bad diets
and hate and envy.
There something I need to know
about you, Mr. Merlotte?
No.
Hoyt: I wish y'all hadn't
seen me like that.
In a dark alley with a
vampire sucking on my neck.
I feel like I lost
every ounce of pride
I ever had.
And I don't know
when that happened.
It happened when vampires
started coming
out of the woodwork.
And the "lamestream" media
wrapped its arms around them.
Mm-hmm, that's right.
And now they're trying
to convince us
that we oughta feel
like *** about ourselves
'cause we ain't all
special like they are.
The whole world's
upside down.
It's like it's some sort of crime now,
being a regular human.
Mm-hmm.
Talk about it.
Joe Bob:
Point is, Fortenberry.
It don't matter how
you wound up here tonight.
It matters that
you are here.
Joe Bob, I've known
you since middle school.
And you guys, Ray, Tirese,
I just met y'all tonight.
But right here, right now,
I feel more love,
I feel more acceptance
in this hate group than I ever
felt at church or basketball
or anywhere,
for that matter.
That's what people don't get.
Hate groups is about more than hate.
'Course, if they started
to call them "love groups,"
- nobody'd wanna be in one.
- Yeah, yeah. That ***'s for real.
( ringtone playing )
It's Dragon.
Yes, Dragon?
Who's The Dragon?
- What was her name?
- Who?
That vamper
you was telling us about.
Jessica.
It's Jessica Hamby.
Look, I don't know
how I'm ever gonna forgive myself
for letting her
into my heart.
You have to, Fortenberry.
Ain't your fault.
In fact, I'd bet good money
that toothy-*** ***
hypnotized you into *** her.
Yeah, it wasn't sex.
It was date ***.
I don't know what it was,
but I was sure as *** under her spell.
You know what?
Don't matter.
Only thing that matters
is what's in your heart.
Right now.
Do you hate
Jessica Hamby?
I do.
Both: Then we're here
to hate her with ya.
They killed Junior.
- What?
- Who's Junior?
They shot him with
a *** crossbow, man!
No, I don't even--
Junior? Junior's dead?
***!
- No.
- Those sons of ***!
***!
Whoever it was
used us, Eric.
They used us to deliver
Roman's killer right to him.
Nora.
She must have broken
Russell out.
It had to have been her.
You swore
you never told her.
I didn't.
But I was with her while you
were attending Russell's execution.
She knew
what was coming.
I don't care how *** old
Russell Edgington is.
Pure silver coursing
through a vampire's veins
is still pure silver
coursing through his veins.
We both saw how fast
he was on top of Roman.
And on me.
There wasn't any silver.
And Nora was locked up
the whole time.
She must have had an accomplice.
At least one.
Molly?
- Molly.
- What's your problem?
- Are you a Sanguinista?
- No!
Then why didn't
the iStake work?
Um, duh. That's what
I'm trying to figure out.
Are you loyal
to Roman Zimojic?
Bill: You believe mainstreaming
is the only path?
Of course.
You guys are whacked.
Kibwe: King Compton,
Sheriff Northman.
Chancellor Agrippa would like
a word with you in her chambers.
- Salome: Gentlemen.
- Chancellor Agrippa.
- Come in.
- Brother, I want you to--
Go *** yourself,
Nora.
I'll ask again.
Please come in.
- Ha!
- ( both click )
( laughs )
Fangs.
You're such boys.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
I just want to make
an entrance, is all.
- Russell, enough.
- Salome: Put your fangs away.
- We're all friends here.
- Like *** we are.
Oh, I think we can be.
I've changed my tune.
You killed my Talbot,
but I forgive you.
Now you go.
You slaughtered
my entire family.
Bygones.
It's olive branch time.
- ( both click )
- I'm making an effort here.
It would behoove
you to respond in kind.
Why should we believe you
when no more than an hour ago--
Tell me, Northman. When you
were hanging up there on one of those
very proud unhoned
Turkish marble columns,
did you ever stop to wonder
why I didn't kill you
when I could have so easily?
I'm still wondering,
actually.
It's because I have
been born again.
Made again in my
new maker's image.
Your "new maker."
Of course.
Oh, no, brother.
I would never--
Stop calling me that.
You rescuing us
from The Authority,
our getting caught.
Everything was
a *** lie!
Yes, I knew about Russell,
but that's why I tried to save you.
Because I didn't trust
he wouldn't come after you.
Oh, ye of little faith.
Not nice.
Very disrespectful.
I dug Russell up.
How did you know
where he was?
The night you were ordered
to show him the true death,
I followed you.
Why?
Russell Edgington was
the only vampire I knew of
powerful enough
to take Roman Zimojic out.
Power aside, you had unparalleled
access to The Guardian.
If you wanted him gone,
wouldn't it have been easier
to do it yourself?
The Book is very clear
on this subject.
"The Guardian's blood
is sacrosanct.
He alone shall determine
when His Essence
shall flow."
What happened tonight
was inevitable.
But I say this
with the deepest regret.
***. You can't play
the grieving widow
and the leader of
a coup at the same time.
I see you.
All you want is power.
No. I want to share it.
With Nora, with Russell,
with the two of you, with everyone.
Too much vampire blood
has been spilled
in the singular
pursuit of power.
But why?
When Lilith gives us more
than enough to go around?
Join us. Please.
Never, you
Bible-banging ***.
What about you,
Mr. Compton?
I still believe
that without
peaceful coexistence
between our species,
neither species
will survive.
Mainstreaming
is the only way.
( sighs )
Tomorrow night
we're having a ceremony.
An initiation, of sorts.
I still would like to give you
the option to participate.
Nora:
Oh, thank you, Salome.
You've shown
tremendous mercy.
No. Lilith has shown
her mercy.
Hell, yes, she has.
Tomorrow night, then.
- Yes.
- Eric: Till tomorrow.
( grunting )
( chuckles )
( growls )
( both panting )
- Alcide, what are you doing?
- It's half-time.
( laughs )
Why do I get the sense that you're
not taking your training seriously?
I don't know. Maybe 'cause
my trainer's too damn distracting.
- ( grunts )
- Oh, ***.
- ***!
- ( grunts )
Oh!
Hey! I told you me and J.D.
had it out last night.
He damn near kicked my ***
before he tore off.
Being on V gives him
too much advantage.
So what, then, huh? You saying
you don't wanna fight him?
- ( grunting )
- ***.
I'm gonna fight him
'cause it's the right thing to do.
But I'm prepared to lose
and you need to be, too.
What if we got you
some vampire blood?
No, way.
It'd just be the once
to level the playing field.
- Then we could clean this pack up.
- I said no *** way.
I don't know what
kind of experience you've had with V,
or if you've ever
known anyone on it,
but it's not just a drug.
It's like
swallowing death.
You take it
and you're dead inside.
So is it even
worth training?
Probably not.
Training hard,
I see.
It's a close session.
I asked J.D. about what
you accused him of last night.
You mean about him
being a V-fiend?
And what'd he say
to that?
He looked me in the eye and swore
on my son's grave it wasn't true.
Respectfully, Martha, your son doesn't
have a grave 'cause y'all ate him.
Don't get literal
on me, Rambo.
I'm gonna tell you a story.
My husband was Packmaster.
When he died, J .D.
was next in line.
Not a wolf in this pack
would've challenged him.
But out of respect for me
and my husband, J.D. desisted.
Instead, he devoted himself
100% to my Marcus.
To teaching him what
only a he-wolf can teach.
You gonna deny any of this?
I can't. It's all true.
But, Martha--
It's J.D.'s turn now.
He has more than
earned it.
( Emma barking )
Emma, sweetie.
Come here.
Alcide:
He's on V, Martha.
It's a lie.
You can still bow out.
Let's go get
you something to eat.
I, Terry Bellefleur,
take thee, Arlene Fowler,
Reverend on TV:
To be my lawfully wedded wife.
Terry: To be my lawfully
wedded wife.
- To have and to hold--
- Arlene,
I just want you to know...
that you make everything
right and worth it.
Everything.
And I'm gonna do my damndest
to be strong for you.
For as long as I live.
I promise.
( Andy laughs ) You beat me to the altar,
you ***.
But seriously, cuz.
Congrats.
Way to go.
Way to go.
Hey, Arlene.
Sorry to just talk to Arlene
but Terry, you're a guy,
so I doubt you'll ever
even see this.
Here you are, hon.
You gonna help with setup, or--
Wait, am I on TV?
...and I just wanna say
I am so proud of you.
You inspire me
and you remind me
that everything happens
for a reason.
- ( laughs ) Sweet.
- Meant every word.
- Oh, wait, wait. You have to see this--
- Oh, I gotta see this.
Jason on TV:
Uh, congratulations, guys.
If I don't seem
all that happy,
it's only 'cause I wish
Sook was here, too.
You know? Man, she'd
be so happy for you.
I could see
her little-- little--
Well, hello,
out-of-towner.
- ( Arlene and Holly laugh )
- Excuse me, Hoyt.
Uh, Terry and Arlene,
we're very happy for you.
Yeah, we really, really are.
You know, maybe one day,
if, um, you know, we're lucky,
you'll get to help
us celebrate.
- I had a vampire at my wedding.
- You have grown.
'Sup, Mikey, Mikey.
Now later on when you do
the math about when you was born,
and when Mommy
and Daddy made you,
don't sweat it 'cause you was made
out of love, baby boy.
What's the matter with you?
Why do you always have the need
to say something inappropriate?
He always has the need
to say something inappropriate.
'Cause I is who I is.
Ka, ***, ka.
- And I love who you is.
- And I love you for it.
And last but not least...
Ah! Look at your dress!
- God, I was fat.
- What a pretty little dress.
You were not.
I wanted a drink
that night so bad.
Um, who are we missing?
- Sam! Sam!
- Oh, ***. Of course, Sam.
- Sam Merlotte, where are you?
- ( both laughing )
Over here! Over here, congrats!
Congrats, cheers!
Thank you, Sam Merlotte,
for giving us this bar!
- Whoo!
- Well, just to be clear,
- the bar is still mine, all right?
- ( guests laugh )
I'm giving it to you
for one night only.
Who knows with her?
Give her an inch, she'll take a mile.
Arlene on TV: All right, all right.
Here, here!
Cheers!
- Oh.
- Aw.
- No, I can't--
- Oh, honey.
Oh, honey, honey.
Come here.
I was so happy that day.
But not as happy
as I should've been.
I had it all.
I didn't even know it.
You can still get it back.
He's crazy, Holly.
As in, off the deep end.
No, Arlene.
What he is is PTSD.
Okay? There's a big difference
between that and crazy.
No, you didn't see him last night.
He looked like ***.
And then he was telling me that
there's this spirit made of smoke
that's chasing him 'round the country,
hunting him down.
That doesn't sound crazy
to you?
- Not necessarily.
- Not necessarily?
Look, after everything
we've been through,
we both know there's
all kinds of things out there.
Things we don't understand.
Now, I'm not saying
it is for real.
I'm just asking, are you gonna
be able to live with yourself
if you give up on that man
and it turns out that it was?
Well, *** you
and your tough love.
( laughs )
Sorry, babe.
Knock, knock.
What time is it?
Uh, it's just before noon.
- Shouldn't you be at work?
- Yeah, probably.
I don't know how to make lunch
so I made you breakfast instead.
Uh, listen.
About last night?
It's not your fault, Sook.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about the ***
we learned last night.
About your blood being
in the back seat and all.
It has to be on your mind.
Don't tell me it ain't.
I thought I was supposed to be the one
who could hear thoughts.
You know, I always
thought it was my fault.
I mean, we both did.
Jason, I never said
anything to--
I know you didn't, Sook.
That's my point.
I mean, not once,
in all these years,
have you ever treated me
like their dying was on me.
We were so young and--
and it was so unfair.
And still you--
you never even slipped.
Today, we know the truth.
But I will be damned
if I let you take that on
because you never let me.
And I love you for it.
I love you, too.
And yes,
you can eat my bacon.
Yeah.
- Andy?
- Hey, Sheriff Dearborn.
I was wondering
if we could talk.
I ain't the Sheriff
anymore, Andy.
You are.
And now ain't exactly
a good time.
Look, I'm having
a crisis of confidence
and I could
use some advice.
We got some killers
out there,
a whole group of them.
And they're going after ***
I don't even understand.
And I keep feeling
like...
Do I suck at this, Bud?
When I retired,
did I say anything to you
about dropping by any time
you damn well felt like it?
'Cause I don't remember
having that conversation.
Woman: Buddy?
Come on. Water's 103,
just like you like it.
I'll be right there,
sweetie.
Like I said.
Not a good time.
Where's, uh--
where's Lynn?
Riverboat gambling.
Look, Andy, I get
that the job's stressful.
I did it for 43 years.
But I'm retired now.
The wife's out of town,
the hot tub's just right,
and I've got an experimental
male enhancement ointment
I'm anxious to try out.
So, go on.
Get out of here
and let a man relax.
Oh!
Been expecting you.
( chickens clucking )
Hola?
Hello?
( sighs )
***.
Hello? Hola?
Hola!
( flies buzzing )
Hello?
Oh, Lordy.
Have mercy on my soul.
Have mercy on the whole
messed up human race.
( gun *** )
My Jesusito,
he had a gift.
Your Jesusito had
a shitload of gifts.
But you wouldn't
know that, would you?
He spit on this family when he
gave away our gift to you.
Tonight, I spit back.
Tonight, I will take back
what belongs to me.
I spit first,
you sick *** ***.
Luna:
I feel fine, Sam.
I should be out there
helping you.
I already told you,
I'm on their trail.
When I come across
any of these ***,
ain't a chance in hell
they're gonna get away.
- But--
- Like it or not, Luna, you're safer here.
It also happens
to be where you belong.
So you can get back on your feet,
move Emma home where she belongs.
Sookie: Hey.
Bad timing?
Actually,
your timing's perfect.
Sam's had about all
he can take of me.
Not much of a patient,
are we?
I'm a raving lunatic ***.
Ooh, you said it.
Well, I got junk magazines,
junk food,
'cause I know how awful
hospital food can be,
and then, of course,
the flowers to class this up a bit
so I don't seem so W.T.
Thank you, Sookie.
I love all of it.
But right now,
it's all about the Sonic.
How you holding up?
Get any sleep?
( chuckles )
What the hell's sleep?
How 'bout I buy
you a cup of coffee?
Word around town
is you're some kinda
bulletproof superhero
or something.
My friends got shot
and killed for no other reason
than they were different
from the people doing the shooting.
And they shot at me and Luna
for the exact same reason.
And, ***, Sookie.
They even went after her daughter.
You know,
girl's only eight?
Is this the kind of world
she's gonna grow up in?
People are ***.
I'll be honest, Sam.
That doesn't sound like
much of a superhero speech.
Yeah, well, I didn't ask
to be called a hero.
Super, bulletproof,
or otherwise.
( groans )
Thank you for this.
- Can I ask you something?
- If you dare.
Say you could trade
in what you are
and give away everything
that's special about you
for a plain old regular life.
Would you?
Well, the me I wish I was
would say no way.
He'd say "You gotta keep
on fighting stupidity.
and every mind you change
is one less dumb ***
on the bad guy's side."
But the me I'm afraid
I'm becoming...
I'm feeling a lot less optimistic
I can effect the kind of change
that make a squirt's ***
of difference in this world.
And I'm so ***
tired of fighting.
I'm with you there.
But, I wonder-- I mean,
would it go away?
Would what go away?
Wouldn't all the hate
still bother us?
We'd still be able
to see it, right?
I don't know.
I do know one thing.
The world would be a much
safer place for the people I love.
If I was normal,
a lot more of them
would still be alive today.
We can "what if"
all we like.
In the end,
we are what we are.
I guess.
You know, that looks good.
I think I'll have cup, too.
( change jingles )
( machine whirring )
( music playing )
Tara?
Tara, it's me, baby.
Your mother.
- I know who you are.
- Oh.
I wasn't sure
if you would.
- How could you, Tara?
- What?
- How could you do this to me?
- I didn't do *** to you.
Lettie-Mae: This is a terrible
situation you've put me in.
I'm a minister's wife now.
I can't have any daughter
of mine being a vampire.
Why are you here, Mama?
I came here to tell
you that, from this day forward,
you are dead to me,
baby girl.
I came to say goodbye.
Oh, no.
You'll be
seeing me again.
( clicks )
I ain't afraid
of you, child.
I got Jesus
at my back.
Well, la-dee-da.
- I'm going.
- Then go.
Salome: The Book tells us
that to stake a Guardian
is to turn your back
on Lilith herself.
But what to do
when that Guardian
has already turned
his back on her?
I believe...
Lilith forgives
Russell Edgington
for what he's done.
And so I do, too.
Thank you, Salome.
I want everyone here
to know just how awful I feel.
Not so much about Roman.
That was for
the greater good.
But for what I said
about Lilith...
I, universally,
disavow myself
of my statements.
I love Lilith.
Praise her.
- Praise her.
- Salome: Praise her.
Praise her.
Praise Lilith.
How many times over
the past decades
have you heard
Guardian Zimojic imply
that we owed our
very existence to humans?
That we evolved from them?
We didn't evolve
from them.
Shamefully,
Roman believed we did.
Roman believed
that this blood,
her blood,
the blood this very Authority
was created to protect...
he called it symbolic.
It is not symbolic.
The Book tells us that Lilith
met the sun by the hand of Man.
That on the ensuing night,
her progeny collected her remains
in an Earthen jar.
The blood has since
been transferred,
but this blood which Salome
holds in her hands right now,
it is the blood
of Lilith.
Nothing could
be less symbolic.
Whatever doubts
any of us have
will be erased.
Tonight...
everyone in this room...
will drink from her.
This...
is...
blasphemy.
All of it.
I've served on this council
longer than any vampire,
save for Roman.
Who are you to offer
the blood of Lilith?
( gasps )
Oh.
Well, I--
May Lilith forgive me.
She does.
Anyone else?
Give it to me.
I'll drink it.
The blood of Lilith?
Why not?
I'm like a tree
in the wind.
I am just so happy
to be included.
Salome:
We are of Lilith.
Lilith is of God.
May she reveal
herself
to us tonight.
( sucks )
( groans )
We are of Lilith.
Are we really gonna do this?
It's vampire blood.
We're vampires.
It's not gonna do anything.
( heartbeats pulsing )
( crowd cheering )
( Russell laughs )
- I have to say...
- Who--
I'm jealous
of your disguise.
Sorry, kiddo. You're gonna have
to earn your stripes.
You kill your first
newscaster on live TV,
you can pick out
anything you want.
Nigel:
Where is she taking us?
Lilith is taking us.
Only she knows.
Well, I hope
she figures it out soon
- 'cause I'm hungry.
- ( horn honks )
We will walk where
and when we want.
These streets
are yours no longer.
We should eat you for the disrespect
you've shown us.
But your heartbeat
sounds like ***
and your blood
smells even worse.
But keep your hands
off the horn!
( growls, laughs )
( Russell chuckles )
( door opens )
- I'll move.
- No, it's okay.
Sit. Sit.
You look good up there.
You were right.
You're a better dancer
than you are a bartender.
Thanks.
So your mom's
a real ***.
Yeah, I know she is.
But what are you gonna do?
She's still my mom.
No, she's not.
Not anymore.
Can you believe
this ***?
I *** hate her
but I'm crying
for her anyways.
Hey.
Hey.
A hundred years from now
you won't even remember her.
This I promise you.
Okay, break's over.
Time to get back
up on that pole.
I loved my Jesusito.
He was special,
but he was soft.
That's what drew
you to him.
You saw in him
something you wanted
and you knew
you could take it.
You wanted
to be a brujo.
( grunts ) You stole my family's
magic from my Jesusito.
( crying )
You keep it locked away
in your brain.
Tonight I take it back.
( speaking Spanish )
Shh.
( continues speaking
Spanish )
It's a boy.
Full of spirit and energy.
He will do wonders with what
I'm taking back from you.
My wife will drink the blood
I collect from your brain.
You must think you're joining
my Jesusito.
But, no.
You don't get
to be together.
( Don Bartolo laughing )
Adiós, maricón.
( grunts )
( yells in Spanish )
( grunting )
Pendejo!
( spits )
( moaning )
J.D.:
I won't say who he is,
but this vamper
friend of mine,
he says end of days
is coming.
Now, I can't tell y'all
what to believe,
but I will say this.
I believe him.
But what does he mean
"End of days"?
A war...
between vampires
and humans.
And God be damned
if you get caught in the middle.
So what the ***
do we do now?
We join him.
He's offering us an in.
We drink his blood
and he knows
he can trust us.
*** it.
I'm in.
What about you,
little girl?
I'm scared.
Oh, now, don't be.
You take this, you grow up to be
big and strong like me.
Martha: Emma?
That is my granddaughter.
Listen to me, Martha.
It's the only way.
You gotta believe me.
I don't know you no more.
Emma, honey?
You come with me.
What's up, y'all?
Where's Joe Bob?
Dragon had something
else for him. Let's roll.
Come on, Fortenberry.
Hop in.
I've got a surprise for ya.
How do I look?
Like a badass
***.
- Let's roll.
- Let's roll.
- Let's roll!
- ( yelling )
- Woo-hoo!
- Obama!
Nurse: Sir, visiting hours
are over.
Okay.
Sir, I'm gonna
have to insist.
They've been over
for two hours.
Fine, fine.
I hear ya.
Jesus.
( sniffing )
Sir, you have got
to go home.
Sir?
Sir?
( grunting )
You killed my friends,
you son of a ***.
So? You killed my friend.
He *** deserved it
and so do you.
Woman:
♪ Inside me ♪
♪ Alone in the dark ♪
♪ But you've come along ♪
♪ And you... ♪
To the bride and groom!
- ♪ Light up my life... ♪
- Congratulations.
♪ You give me hope ♪
♪ To carry on ♪
♪ You light up my days ♪
♪ And fill my nights ♪
♪ With song ♪
♪ Rolling at sea ♪
♪ Adrift on the waters ♪
♪ Could it be finally ♪
( screams )
Oh, what's wrong?
It's that vampire!
Russell What's-His-Face!
Edgington.
- Russell Edgington.
- ( audience gasps )
( audience gasps, screaming )
- Mommy!
- Oh! Oh, oh.
- You should worry about you.
- ( screams )
I'm freezing, Patrick.
( chuckles )
That'd be pretty ironic.
Two men waiting to die by fire,
they wind up freezing to death instead.
I'm leaving a family behind.
A good one.
I'm in no mood
for irony, ***.
Seriously, why don't we just build
a fire and get it over with?
At least we'd be warm.
( ifrit laughing )
- What the ***?
- What's your *** problem?
God damn it.
- No! *** you!
- What the--
- Come on back, you ifrit ***!
- Private--
Did you see that ***?
It was *** laughing at us.
Seriously! Come on back,
you piece of ***!
- Private!
- Stop privating me.
This ain't what
we signed up for.
The deal was,
it was supposed to kill us.
I did not agree
to be *** with.
Damn it, Bellefleur.
God-- ah!
- Terry.
- ( *** gun )
Terry, no.
Don't.
Why not?
I've already
made my peace with it.
Really? 'Cause you don't look
like a man at peace.
*** you.
I'm gonna *** do it.
No, you're not.
And you know why?
'Cause suicide
is for Muslims!
And you're better
than that.
You're a ***
U.S. Marine.
It's taken
everything from me
and now it wants me
to stew in it?
Well, *** him-- her-- it.
Give me my gun.
Not another step, Patrick.
Lisa...
Coby...
Mikey...
They would wanna know
you died fighting.
Not like this.
Now, come on.
***.
All right, all right.
( sobbing )
- ***!
- ( groaning )
Hey.
I am so sorry,
Bellefleur.
You have no idea how much
I wish I'd never given you that order.
But you did.
Yeah.
Yeah, I sure did.
( both crying )
- ( music playing )
- ( slurping )
( knock on door )
( groans )
Yeah?
Guard:
Sorry to interrupt.
Officer Stackhouse
is here to see you.
Jessica: Jason?
Hey.
- You been drinking?
- Yeah.
Well--
hey, talk to me.
What's going on?
My parents,
they weren't--
they weren't killed
in a car accident.
They got killed
by a vampire.
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
Do you know who?
But I'm gonna find out.
Michelle's voice: 'Cause there is something
to be scared of
inside my little girl.
Oh, my God. She knows everything
I'm thinking.
- What are you?
- What are you?
You're definitely not human.
I don't know what I am.
Maybe I'm an alien.
Bill's voice: The fae were known
for breeding with humans,
Sometimes against
the humans' will.
My people are rapists?
Claude's voice:
You're depleting, Sookie.
Claudia's voice:
Your magic is finite.
You will run out if you aren't
careful how and how much you use it.
Would I be normal?
Would I be human?
You would be fae
no longer, yes.
It's just so *** up.
I mean, here I am...
and we are...
whatever we are.
And now I found
out that--
No.
No, Jason.
We are not all the same.
- I-- I guess, but--
- No.
You taste funny.
Is that blood
on your mouth?
Oh, ***.
***.
Were you just feeding
on somebody?
I didn't know that
you were coming.
I am so sorry.
I would not have done that--
You're sorry?
Jesus *** Christ,
Jess. Is he here?
Jason, do not make a scene.
Why not? I think I deserve to know
whose blood I just tasted.
- What's his name?
- I don't know.
'Course you don't.
Yo, dude. Sheriff's Department.
- Jason...
- Come on down!
What's your name, son?
'Cause she sure
as *** don't know.
- Go back to my room.
- Don't.
- Go!
- Don't!
You know, you say
you're not all the same,
but really, what's
the difference?
I mean, you just drank from some dude
you don't even know.
Yeah, and I suppose you know
every cow you've eaten.
What the ***
kind of question is that?
- ( scoffs )
- I ain't never *** a cow.
Oh, it's a metaphor,
idiot!
Hey, *** you, fanger.
- ( clicks )
- Ah!
- ( screams ) Ah!
- Guard: Move in!
Ms. Hamby,
awaiting your order.
You shot me in the head.
So what?
It'll *** heal.
So will I.
( sizzling )
Get the *** out
of my mansion.
What the hell?
( growling )
( loud clash )
( screeching roar )
Lilith.
( growls )
( Godric speaking Swedish )
♪ In the beginning,
there was a hum ♪
♪ From a poet whose pulse fell,
drum, drum, drum ♪
♪ He would perform prayers
and all till one day ♪
♪ He heard a voice call,
come, come, come ♪
♪ Suspicious, he moved
with vicious caution ♪
♪ Dismisses, he thinks
is a little often ♪
♪ People get held back
by the void inside 'em ♪
♪ Yo, the void said,
"I'm poised to speak inside you ♪
♪ Rejoice then,
please let me invite you ♪
♪ To evil, greed,
and lies, too" ♪
♪ Yeah, confused
and dazed ♪
♪ He moved in ways,
he soon became hakuna ♪
♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪
♪ A knock on his door,
his heart is no more ♪
♪ A knock on his door,
his soul is no more ♪
( vocalizing )
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ That was in the beginning ♪
♪ As the story goes on ♪
( vocalizing continues )
♪ So, so, so, so... ♪
♪ The poet's got a proposal,
he would always hope ♪
♪ but never know
what it feels to be free ♪
♪ He would be the frozen,
imposed as the chosen ♪
♪ All laws oppose him,
but it would be greed ♪
♪ That's got him there,
he's power-hungry ♪
♪ And proud too ♪
♪ People don't care,
he will just care ♪
♪ Evil don't care,
he will just prayer ♪
( vocalizing resumes )
♪ And we being strong ♪
♪ And we keep going on ♪
♪ And on and on and on. ♪
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