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Hello
My name is Alice
I'm 22 years old
and I'm looking for a date
What would my ideal date be?
I'd like to go to a concert
because I love music
I like all types of music
Pop
Rock
Classical
Nothing tears me apart more than
hearing One Direction sing
You still have to squeeze into your jeans
but you're perfect for me
One thing I know for sure
is how much practice a musician puts
into honing his craft
Like them
I practise every day
I'm a big fan of Michael Jackson
His moonwalk is just amazing
It is as smooth
as Jennifer Lopez's bottom
My favorite song of his
is Black or White
Nothing in life is ever black and white
except for an Oreo cookie
and Michael Jackson himself
You don't have to sing like Freddie Mercury
play the piano like Stevie Wonder
or move like Jagger
I'd like to meet a man
who knows how to have fun
and loves music just as much as I do
Then, we can make our first record
in the bathroom together
So
would you go on a date with me?