The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya English Dub - Part 1/11

The morning of December 16th.It was so cold, and I mean cold. That if you took an ice pick and plundged it into the ground you'd shatter the earth into a million pieces. [Beep Beep Beep Beep] Shut up. It's cold cold cold! [Groaning] Hey Kyoooon! Wakey, WAKEY! Mom told me to tell you,to make sure and eat breakfast. And you better eat yours to Shami. Shami,Shami,Breakfast time for Shami! Cold... So Cold [Groans] (Stand... Bow!) Thank you for the lesson! (Thats all for today.) It was nice and warm up until the School arts Festival But when December hit, the temperature dropped super fast Like it was making up for lost time or something. It felt like Japan decided to skip fall this year. Or better yet, maybe the guy upstairs confused a prayer for more buisness with a spell to change the weather or something. Siberian air mass... Seriously I know you have to stick to your route and all, but you could skip us once in awhile. It's like the seasons are out of whack or something. Oh great, now I'm worried about the enviorment. Yeah well, I might be worried but it's not like I'm going to do anything about it. To much work. Oh hey Koizumi. Oh, hello there. Class duty huh? That's right. Hmm? Mm, you've got that worried look on your face again. What's wrong? Haruhi has sort of been hyped up all this morning Oh? About the you know what? You know it. Come on Koizumi. Hurry. Right coming. Pardon me. See ya. The you know what huh? Oh brother... Man everydays been cold. Tell me about it... And with all the excercise we're getting from climbing this hill, who needs a gym class? They should just cancel it. Heh, that'll be the day. You guys sound like a couple of old fogies. Look at this see? Not even a sweat, winter is perfect for me I'll let the suckers have summer. Where do you get your energy from? Sprinkle some on me sometime would ya? Hmm? [Chuckles] Do either of you guys know what day it is today? It's December the 16th. What about it? What do you mean what about it? There's a week left, before the one day that's guaranteed to make any person's heart dance with joy. Oh, you mean the year end assembly. Yeah I'm definitely looking forward to winter vacation. No,no,no not that! Come on try and remember. Eight days from now an important day! Hearts dancing with joy you know what day I'm talking about just do the math. Eight days Hmph, Of course I know. Hey Kyon how's it goin'?! Hello there. Ms.Asahina, Ms.Tsuruya, how are you? What's up with your face today you look all bummed out. Young man you better turn that frown upside down Nyoron~ [Chuckle] See ya later Kyon. Sure Bye. I'll be there in a bit I have to take care of a couple things first. Oh... Okay! [Groans] Do I know whats happening next week? This so called event that's making everyone freak out? Of course I do. It's easy when the person in the seat behind you makes it her mission to keep track of such things. She's the general manager of all the trouble I've gotten into since April. She's the root of all evil in the universe, the person behind every threat to my exsistence. Uh yeah... Her. What am I doin? Ms.Asahina isn't even in there. [Sighs] Hmm? Just you Nagato? Come on heater do your thing. Kept you waiting didn't I?! Not at all... Ahem! Does anyone have plans next week for Christmas Eve? I frickin' knew it... I'm pretty sure that you've got nothing going on right Kyon? We all know that you don't have much of a social life, and I'm only asking because I didn't want you to feel like a loser. Yeah what if I did have something going on?! Tell me what your planning first. You're free I knew it. How 'bout you Koizumi? I bet you've got a date with a girlfriend don't you? It would be wonderful if that were indeed the case. However, believe it or not my schedule prior to Christmas Eve is completely open and flexible at present. To tell the truth I was getting a little worried about how I was going to pass the time. Liar, you made yourself free on purpose admit it! Well now you don't have to worry about it! Besides this will be way better. How 'bout you Mikuru? You've probably got plans to, like maybe someone asked you to go watch the moment that rain turns to snow at the dead of night! Suddenly she's from the Sho-Wei Era. Actually I don't have anything planned this week. Dead of night? You can go out with me Ms.Asahina! Yuki? Nothing. Awesome! Whoa! Okay then it's settled! Since nobody has plans this week, we're going to throw an SOS Brigade Christmas Party! As usual, if there are any objections you can file them after the event and I promise I'll take them into consideration. And as usual she's doing what ever she wants. She did ask if everyone had plans though, I guess she's making a little progress. Umm... what are we going to do at this party? That's exactly what we're going to figure out! Today is the 16th so that gives us eight days to get ready for it and plan all the fun we're going to have. Anyway, I went ahead and picked up some stuff! Check it out. This will help everyone get into the Christmas Spirit and make this party the coolest thing we've ever done! Oh great! More knick-knacks... Where does she find that junk anyway? This will help brighten up our drab little club room like never before! Come on Kyon, didn't you use to do this when you were a kid? Yeah well I never really wanted to but every year I was forced to help my little sister to get her room all Christmas up. Even though she's 11 years old she still believes in Santa Claus, so it looks like I have to do it again for her this year. You know, you can learn a lot from your kid sister's pure and innocent heart. You have to believe in a dream if you want to have one in the first place. If you don't believe even the dreams that can come true won't! [Chuckles] You're wearing it now? When in Rome, do as the Romans do. But since it's Christmas it's only logical that we follow the rules of Christmas. Giving into the vibe is going to be easy, because everybody likes birthday parties. And I know for a fact when Mr.Christ looks down and sees us all having fun, it's going to make him so happy! And who's going to clean that up? Me, that's who. Uh-huh... Sweet! Not that I care, but if you look at that from the outside it's backwards. I almost forgot! I bought Mikuru a kind of early Christmas present Really? Oh you shouldn't have! Ta-Da! Ahh! (Ahh! Ms.Suzumiya wait!) (Whatever! Strip girl! What! Take it off!) (I can do it myself! Ahhh!) (Ahh! Please don't!) I feel bad for Ms.Asahina, but as long as she lets Ms.Suzumiya have her way I don't have to worry about anything worse happening. (Ahhh!) Closed Space and the Shinjin, is that right? Those are the two things that myself and the organization fear more then anything else. For Real. Since the Spring the number of occurances has dropped considerably, but we're still on high alert. So they're still happening every now and then? Of course, however the phenomenon now takes place exclusively in between midnight and dawn. One theory is that when she's dreaming if she has a nightmare she creates closed space subconsiously. Man she's trouble when she's awake and asleep. No! Not at all. Ever since she started High School, it's been my job to observe Ms.Suzumiya every action. And at the beginning, I never would've imagined that I'd see her smiling and having fun like she is now. 135 00:12:04,00 --> 00:12:,00 The fact is, ever since she met you Ms.Suzumiya's mental state has been more stabled then it ever was when she was in Junior High. Yeah sure... There's no doubt in my mind that Ms.Suzumiya is changing, changing in a good way of course. And it's obvious that everyone around her is also changing for the better. I'm talking about you and me and Ms.Asahina, and probably Ms.Nagato too. He picked up on that to huh? I'm surprised he noticed the little ways of how much Nagato has been changing recently. (Okay come in!) Ow! Ahhh! Agh! What are you doing you pervert! I've died and gone to heaven! Oh god Ms.Asahina shine your grace on me! Ahh! How dare you peep at Mikuru's *** like a creep! I never thought in a million years you'd dare to do that! You did that on purpose didn't you?! Would you knock it off?! I didn't see anything it was an accident. Oh okay then, I'm sorry I over reacted. Wow, that's some outfit. I hope you don't think I'm being to forward here but I have to admit that costume suits you to a T. Yeah? You hear that? You're crazy cute, so stand up straight and carry yourself with confidence. Now you're the offical Santa poster girl for the SOS Brigade's Christmas party! It's an honor to be a Sex Symbol, don't you think? I-I guess so? Holy Bings! This is way sexier then a maid outfit! Well, there you have it. That's how I spent Decemeber 16th. [Beep Beep Beep Beep] It's the morning of December 17th. A Christmas Party huh? Definitely sounds like something Suzumiya would pull. And in the clubroom, just make sure the teachers don't find out about it. It'll just cause trouble again. So you gonna come hang out or what? Haha! You've gotta be kidding! Super sorry Kyon, but I don't got time for one of your Chinsy get togethers. Bwahahaha! What's up with that creepy laugh man? Believe it or not I've got plans. Hanging out with your freaky friends at school on Christmas Eve. Man that's what losers do. I hate to break it to you buddy, but I'm not a loser anymore Are you telling me you've got a- That's exactly what I'm telling you. Christmas Eve, December 24, If you happen to see my Calender I gots a big red heart drawn around it baby! Hahaha! Sorry I can't make it bro! Totally sorry yeah! Hahaha! So who's the unlucky girl? She's a freshman at Kouyou Academy. Yeah but I still have to figure out where we're going to go and what we're going to do.