The Dota 2 Reporter Episode 39 - Last resort

ENIGMA: Noo! Good, I saved this pointless building. Man, whatever technology we have that makes our buildings invulnerable if our other buildings aren't destroyed yet, we should just... we should just not turn that off. RUBICK: Oh, you mean the "Meep Merp Defense Systems?" ENIGMA: The what? RUBICK: Meep merp! NP: Stun now! Stun now! Missing top! INVOKER: Oh no! Top lane! BB: Topward we go! RUBICK: Wait guys, as soon as you leave they... aw... ENIGMA: We done good! BB: Hold on, hold on, bottom lane is bein' pushed again! ENIGMA: Top's in trouble! INVOKER: Bottom lane is in peril! ENIGMA: Uh oh, gotta defend top! GLADOS: Your top tower has fallen! Your bottom barracks has fallen. Your top barracks has been destroyed. Your bottom barracks has been destroyed. Your top barracks has been destroyed. ENIGMA: Oh jeez I literally can't handle them pushing more than one lane at a time. Information overload! Panic imminent! Euregh... BB: Oh ***, now mega creeps are storming in from the outside lanes. NIGEL: Oh,I thought mega creeps only spawned when you lost all of your barracks. But you still have your middle barracks in tact. ENIGMA: Well, no, these are mega creeps, but when you lose all of your barracks they become MEGA creeps. See there's mega creeps and MEGA creeps. And these are just mega creeps. BB: What do we do now? INVOKER: We should hide in the fountain. Or better yet... hide in some trees on the outskirts of the map! Mmyes, that is a wonderful idea. RUBICK: Well, we could stay here and desperately try to defend our remaining barracks and likely fail. Or... we could do something insanely drastic! And stupid. And fun. ENIGMA: Oh! I like the second one. RUBICK: Gyrocopter? GYRO: I didn't do it! RUBICK: How much gold do you have saved up? GYRO: Let me see... 6,341. Er, uh, 6,342. 6,343! Holy *** I can't stop getting richer! ENIGMA: Wow there's no way you have that much gold, that's like, impossible in the context of this game. I mean you just bought a Manta Style and then you died so- RUBICK: Who cares? ENIGMA: Oh, okay. RUBICK: Nigel, we'll need your help with this one. NIGEL: Uh, alright. What do you need me to do? RUBICK: You have a very important errand to run for Gyrocopter. You must go to the Secret... Shop! NIGEL: Hi I'm here to pick up a few things. Two items on the list here: A Demon Edge, and a Sacred Relic.