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Previously on
Political Animals
You gave T.
J.
money
for that nightclub,
didn't you?
I thought that if he
had something
that he was proud of that
he could stay clean this time.
We had a deal.
We had a deal, and you
can't even go
Stop.
What's the point, huh?
one day without getting high.
I am considering running
for president again.
It's crucial nothing leaks out
before we're ready.
Nobody takes me seriously.
You want to be taken seriously?
Take yourself seriously.
This is how it works, Douglas.
You help me by giving me
everything I need to know
about your mother's plan.
I owe you now.
Those of us in the Republican
Caucus are united,
and we'll camp out in the House
Chambers over Christmas
if we have to,
but we're not gonna make
the American people
pay for a huge new entitlement
they don't want.
What a putz.
I think he's very attractive.
Yeah, he is.
And he's smart, too.
Graduated
summa *** laude from Stanford.
How do you know that?
He had that spread
in Vanity Fair.
"Best abs
on the Hill,"
or something like that.
If only his political opinions
were as toned as his six pack.
Eight pack.
- Is that even possible?
- Yep.
Oh, yeah, sweetheart.
You know, it doesn't take
a summa from Stanford
to see that child poverty
in this country is a tragedy.
That *** bag Reeves
is the worst.
I'm not Garcetti's biggest fan,
but it shows how
truly screwed up
this country is
when a first-termer
like Sean Reeves can just stick
his finger in the eye
of the President.
As far as I'm concerned,
he can put it
wherever he wants.
T.
J.
, look at this.
Do you remember?
You made this in, uh,
Ms.
Bea's third grade
art class.
I've got to get going.
But we just got started.
I have the N.
A.
meeting.
Okay.
I am so proud
of what you're doing.
I love you, Mama.
I love you, too.
I love it when you play.
God, I can't stay.
We reconvene in an hour.
Still deliberating?
What are you holding on for?
The bill goes way too far.
It gives municipalities
carte blanche
to take kids away from
their parents without enough
judicial review--
that's child endangerment,
not child protection.
Either you just
made me want to switch parties,
or have sex again.
Well, there'll be plenty
of time for that.
We could be here through Christmas
My wife.
She's pretty.
Bet you and her
were king and queen
of the prom.
Oh, God, no.
We were nerds.
Couple of corn-fed,
football loving Methodists.
Was it love at first sight?
I didn't know what
love at first sight was
till you.
Flirting with me
at a grocery store.
You were shameless
I had a wedding ring on.
Extra point.
Besides
I knew you were
checking me out.
Don't you have to leave?
Uh-uh.
They can
start without me.
Last December
that's the last time
I was really happy.
Six months clean.
Longest period of time
I'd gone without using
since I was a kid
in the White House.
The fishbowl, you know?
As they call it
The bubble around
the President's family.
All the eyes, the judgments,
the expectations
made me feel very alone.
My twin brother could handle it,
but me, not so much.
So
***, weed, pills
made me feel a lot better.
And then I found coke.
And then everything
fell by the wayside.
So my life's
been pretty much a blur.
Highs
and lows.
Mostly lows.
I know there's no cure
for this thing,
but there's recovery.
Good share, man.
I didn't know you had kids.
It's my sister's place.
I just locked her
in her bedroom.
Figuratively.
She's infatuated with you.
Remember when you
were on the cover of People?
She had that taped to her mirror
for way too long.
You live with your sister?
It's temporary.
Don't ask, okay?
So
the run for the White House.
Right.
You do all the asking.
Catch me up on the campaign.
Fundraising, your father's
potential involvement
What campaign?
In the last three weeks
we've flown over 25,000 miles,
crossed every time zone.
My mother's schedule has
included almost everything
except campaigning
for the Presidency.
Well, that was exciting.
Can we go home now?
Is Garcetti finished
keeping me on ice?
Our primary strategy
three days after we touch down,
we will be up and running.
I'll start rounding up
high-level donors,
give us the leverage
to jump into the primaries
on our own schedule.
Wow.
Let's go home.
I'll need that list of donors.
And about your father,
was it your decision
to hire him a publicist?
Mindy Meyers.
Word is
she was brought in
to help rehabilitate
his image
as a reckless womanizer.
Let's be honest,
there's only one
Elaine Barrish.
And she was
and she still is
the love of my life.
Next question.
If half my clients
stuck to the script like that,
I would be one happy publicist.
You got so choked up,
misty-eyed.
Who knew you had it in you?
Mark my words,
Mr.
President,
there will be a tear bump.
A "tear bump?"
Christ sakes.
I'm the man who looked
the Russians in the eye,
and convinced them
to get rid of 5,000
nuclear warheads.
About your son's
club opening this weekend
you're not going.
I have to be there for him.
And one picture of some drunk coed
with her arm draped around you,
and everything
we've worked for goes to ***.
Now it is your job
to be a good, little boy,
Mr.
President.
And it's my job to show
the world
what a good boy you can be.
So is your father going?
To your brother's club opening?
Of course.
Whole family's going.
You don't think that's
bad press waiting to happen?
T.
J.
's under supervision.
I got him a 24-hour chaperone
to keep him on the level.
Who's keeping you
on the level through all this?
Anne.
My fiancée.
She's, uh, a real trooper.
She must be.
She agreed to sit down
with Georgia Gibbons
to do a puff piece
on her company.
Georgia is the journalist
I know
who she is.
Look, I will hold my nose,
and slip you a few
political details,
but stop prying into
my family life.
That wasn't part of our deal.
Yeah
"Somebody has to put
our family first,
we can't take another run.
"
"Full access" means
full access.
Unless you want me
to tell your mother
how you betrayed her
by coming to me
in the first place.
You need the full story
or else you already would have
run the scoop.
Why you want it
so badly, Ms.
Berg,
I don't know, and I don't care.
Now what I do know is
whatever deal we have,
whatever this is
you need me
as much as I need you.
After all God
can keep my soul ♪
But don't ever give me up ♪
I could never get back up ♪
When the future ♪
Starts so slow ♪
At 10:16this
morning, Zulu time,
Naval Station Coronado
intercepted
an emergency distress call
from the Chinese
nuclear submarine
Gui-Lin.
The signal faded quickly,
and 38 seconds later,
the station's hydrophones heard
this
She bottomed out.
Hard.
13 nautical miles
off San Diego.
Not surprising really.
The Chinese are spying on us
every way they can.
How many men aboard?
About 100, sir.
So 100 men are trapped
in a sub at the bottom
of the ocean,
getting slowly cooked
by nuclear radiation?
So good to have you back,
Elaine.
The whole country
just about fell apart
while you were overseas.
Forget the crew.
It's San Diego we should
be worried about.
How fast can the Chinese
dispatch a rescue?
In all likelihood, they won't.
The distress call was sent
from depth.
It makes the signal weak.
Such that we can hear it
but the Chinese can't.
And even if they did
Chinese can't send
surface ships that close
to our shores without
giving themselves away.
- We have to tell them.
- Tell them?
In hell.
We wait.
Getting our hands on that sub
will be a major victory
for counter-espionage.
We are talking about 100
of their men
dying slowly from
radiation poisoning,
and you think
letting that happen
is the proper course
of action here?
- Elaine
- Ethics aside,
the Chinese are the world's
second superpower.
Our relationship with them
is the key global partnership
of this century.
Now their boys are in trouble
and we know about it.
I'm sure they'd appreciate
a heads up.
Thank you, sir.
Elaine, you run
back channel on this,
but be cautious.
You'll be telling them
we know they were spying.
Who are you?
I'm, uh, Gunner ***.
T.
J.
's sober partner.
Oh.
Keeping him on the
straight and narrow.
Hmm.
In my day we'd call you
a party pooper.
This place is amazing.
It's like it's right out
of a magazine or something.
That's because it's right
out of a magazine.
Oh, this is
Gunner.
Please to meet you.
It's very reassuring
to us that you're here.
Ooh.
I'm all right.
Sorry, my phone's
been on fire with
the opening night.
Okay, so here's the plan.
We're all gonna convene
here and shuttle over
to the club together.
We'll do the whole
red carpet thing,
and then we'll have
dinner around 10:00.
First of all,
Mother and I don't eat at 10:00.
There's not enough Maalox
in the whole world.
Which is why I spoke to Martin.
So he's gonna set up a
buffet here for everybody.
Oh, Jesus.
Sorry, I got to get this.
Things fall apart
when I'm not there!
Hello.
That is a whole lot of pep.
What's going on?
Fred said he needed me.
We might have had a
breakthrough on the House vote.
The Child Protection Bill.
I thought that was dead.
Uh, could you folks, uh, give me
and the secretary a moment?
Yes, Mr.
Vice President.
Elaine, have a seat, please.
Uh, look, uh,
we're gonna get the votes, uh,
just not the way we wanted.
We're gonna turn Sean Reeves,
who turns a dozen other
Republicans our way.
How?
Well, uh, it would seem
that the congressman
from Ohio is a homosexual,
and neither his constituents
nor his wife
would react very well
to that news.
Fred,
your tactics disgust me.
When the president
hears about this
Please.
You think he doesn't know?
Look, it just dropped
in our lap, and you know
they'd do the same to us if
they had us by the short hairs.
We're supposed to be better
than they are.
Our party has been trying
to pass a bill like this
for two decades!
You have a lot of your own
blood, sweat and tears in it.
And I'm keeping my distance now.
You're already involved.
Congressman Reeves is having
an affair with your son,
Thomas.
I know your son has had
some problems in the past.
Hate for him to get caught in
some kind of scandal, not that
it has to come to that.
I just, uh
Thought you should know.
Li Bao.
Madam Secretary.
So good to see you.
Forgive me for putting you
out of a job
for just a few minutes,
but my old friend
and I speak several languages,
and it's fun to practice them.
Yes, it is.
And then you say, uh,
"It sounds better in English.
"
You must let sleeping dogs lie.
Always so good to see
you, Madam Secretary.
Your trip was very
much appreciated.
This is the first
time I've seen you nervous.
Who are you trying to impress?
You, Gunner.
I've been hot
and bothered all day
thinking about your balls
tickling my thigh.
So, listen,
can you just park it out
in the car for a few?
Calm down.
It's not
I'm gonna do blow
in the lobby of the Wrigley.
Jesus.
How long has it been going on?
Six months.
He's married, T.
J.
I know that, Mom.
So, what were you thinking?
I wasn't thinking anything.
It just kind of happened.
You're gonna let them do this?
Come after us
like some kind of witch hunt?
I think what they're doing is
the lowest form of politics,
but the congressman created
this situation for himself.
It's-it's not a situation.
Whatever it is,
you have to stop it.
No.
Yes.
Because if you think coming out
in the White House was tough
Oh, don't.
wait till the press
gets a hold of this.
They will string you up
for every right-wing
weirdo in the country.
Right.
That's the last
thing you need right now.
This is 'cause
Sean's a Republican.
How about that?
Oh, come on!
If he was a hot young Democrat
congressman they were after
That's ridiculous.
you would have destroyed them.
You are having an affair
with a closeted married man.
That is what concerns me.
You don't know him.
He's trapped in his
marriage, in his life.
He's gonna leave her.
He's a politician.
If he was going to leave her,
he would have done it.
This is my territory.
I was married
to your father, remember?
I'm in love with him, Mom.
I never thought this
was gonna happen to me.
I feel like a different person
when we're together.
And I haven't been high
in six months.
Not even an aspirin.
You are tying your sobriety to this ***.
You are in so much trouble.
Then help us.
You can't let them
threaten him like this.
You got to stop them.
Oh, come on.
I'm I'm sorry.
I can't, and I won't.
You're the most important woman
in the world,
and you can't help me?!
I'm trying to help you.
That is what I'm doing.
You just can't see it!
T.
J!
T.
J.
?
Sean.
Hi.
Wow.
Oh.
Uh, you
You look great.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Hey, I, um
I heard some things.
I was a little concerned.
Total rumors.
Well, mostly.
Yeah, well, I-I wish we
could talk more, but
No.
I'm slammed, too.
I'm opening a nightclub.
Oh, you know, I, um
I read about that.
You should come.
Yeah, I'd-I'd like that.
I'll I'll have my
secretary call for details.
I always knew you'd be
running this town
one of these days.
Listen, thanks for trying,
Elaine.
We've done everything we can.
We can rescue them ourselves
The president's decided
to respect the wishes
We can't just give up
on a hundred lives.
Spare us the morality talk when
you're plotting a coup d'état.
A what?
Come on.
You're planning to unseat us.
It's been obvious
since you forced
the president's hand
on Iran just
to rehabilitate
your philandering husband.
My ex-husband, Fred,
and I don't have to stand here
and listen to this crap.
You think we don't know about
his little trip to Jubal Jacobs?
Now he's on TV
blubbering like a baby?
Come on, Elaine.
We're not idiots.
Well I thought you
might have the decency
to resign first, but no.
You want to attack us
from inside the gates.
It's sedition.
What Fred is responding to is
the idle chatter around town,
so I'll chalk up his
accusation to loyalty
to you.
It's out of the same loyalty
that I am here reminding you
of how strongly you feel
about saving these men.
Well, I'm glad that's settled.
Your loyalty.
Listen, Elaine,
it's done.
Those boys are now
a Chinese problem.
And if they're dropping it,
I think we should, too.
All my experience
was in Southern California
Mm-hmm.
so it it took me
a while to adjust
to Washington's more
traditional aesthetic.
Right.
Well, D.
C.
is
certainly discovering you.
You were just hired by RG3, the
Redskins' rookie quarterback.
completed by the fall
and the start of
the NFL season.
How would that conflict with
your fiancé's schedule?
Oh, he already works
all the time.
Yeah.
His hours as his
mother's chief of staff
must be pretty grim, huh?
Yeah.
The campaign's only gonna
make it worse, right?
Times ten.
So, will your wedding
take place before
or after the formal
announcement?
What announcement?
Elaine's campaign
for president?
Which you just said will
make Douglas even busier.
Would you like to see my designs
for Robert's home theater?
No, I want to talk
about how your future
mother-in-law plans
to run for president in
the Democratic primary.
I shouldn't have said
whatever I said.
Uh, I would like to make that
off the record.
That's not how it works.
You have to call
"off-the-record"
before you say something.
But don't worry.
No one will find out.
I won't use your name
if you just nod "yes" or "no"
when I ask a simple question.
Okay.
Has Elaine Barrish discussed
with her family her intentions
to run for president
in the upcoming primary?
She got it on record?
Look, she tricked me, Douglas.
I didn't even know
what I was saying
until I'd already said it.
But it's on record?
Look, I I tried
to take it back, okay?
I should have never
talked to her.
Your
mom's gonna hate me
even more than she already does.
My mother does not hate, you,
okay, and this is not
your fault, Annie.
It's that bottom feeder's.
Listen, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey.
I know how to fix it.
You do?
Mm-hmm.
Now, go get ready
for T.
J.
's opening,
and please put on
that sexy, green dress
that makes me want
to tear it off you.
Where are you?
My apartment.
Nice elephants.
Thanks.
Listen
Sure you don't want to give me
the full Skype tour?
Georgia got Anne
to spill the beans
about my mother's run
for the White House.
Jesus, Douglas!
I warned you.
Georgia ambushed her, okay?
It was a very sophisticated line
of questioning.
Georgia doesn't even know
how to spell sophisticated.
Well, it's done, okay?
And now you need to stop it,
or else, we're both screwed.
Make yourself at home, Bud.
I'm here for
T.
J.
's dinner.
Whoa.
Admiral Taft
was right.
You look fantastic
for a woman who's just
been around the world,
not to mention getting
called into the sit room
your first day back.
Yeah, I just assumed.
No, why else
would you be rubbing elbows
with the commander
of the Pacific fleet?
You know the rules, Bud.
Heard you paid a visit to
the Chinese embassy, too.
I saw the DCM.
Oh, a back-channel meeting
between the Chinese DCM
and the American
secretary of state.
Whatever
is going on must be
as delicate as an *** pimple.
Please tell me we didn't sink
one of their ships.
We didn't sink one
of their ships.
But one of their
ships went down.
So, the only reason a downed
Chinese vessel would matter--
if it was close to our waters.
Chinese got a downed sub
near our shore.
Holy son of a ***.
You are something.
God forbid one of their sons
was stuck down there.
Crew's still alive?
Not for long.
Baking in nuclear radiation.
And Garcetti won't lift
a greasy finger.
This is perfect.
To get your campaign out of
the barn, you need a reason
to leave that administration.
All right, now, with
Elaine Barrish in charge,
America is a country
that saves lives,
even if they are Chinese.
Now, that could be
the narrative of your exit.
No, it can't.
The situation
is classified, Bud.
Yeah, well, these things
have a way of leaking out.
No one can know about this,
Bud, I mean it,
and you've done
enough leaking for this week.
Oh, you saw that, huh?
Honestly, I can't remember
the last time I saw you cry.
Who is she--
this flack you must have hired?
No man alive
could get you to cry
on national television.
Has to be a woman, obviously
someone you're sleeping with.
Mindy Meyers.
Ah, she swears I'll
get a bump out of it.
Bud, first rule of D.
C.
--
never hire anyone from L.
A.
Is this because Jubal said
you can't be involved
in my campaign?
No, it doesn't matter
what the polls say.
We're still divorced.
We always had
our ups and downs.
Are you that desperate to get
back in the White House?
I told you
I wasn't giving up on you,
and I will follow you
wherever you go, Sugar.
T.
J.
will be home soon.
Congratulations.
Anne Ogami.
It's an angle no one
else thought to take.
Good work.
How do you know about that?
I'm deep inside
the Hammond camp.
Have been for weeks.
What I hear you have
is too thin to run.
I have enough, Susan.
See, that's the problem.
It's my story, not yours.
I have a prior claim.
I'm, I'm light-years
ahead of you.
Now, if that were true,
you'd have published already.
Journalism is about
quality, not speed.
People come to this paper,
they read at length
about something important
to American political life.
Takes 'em all of breakfast
to get through it,
and when they're done,
they are better informed
citizens of a democracy.
When I post, I'll get
ten million direct views.
Elaine Barrish is running,
and I broke it.
And you'll be a blogger
who broke a headline,
not a journalist who
reported a story.
You'll get views, of course,
but neither you nor this
paper will get an ounce
of prestige from it.
A story takes effort, time.
It takes reporting.
Look, I can include the
Anne stuff in my piece.
You'll have contributed.
I'll have contributed
to your glory maybe.
That's not good enough.
There is nothing to stop me from
running this story right now.
I'll get Alex to give you
an additional reporting credit.
No.
You'll bring me
in on it completely.
No way.
You teach me the longer game,
and when we publish,
we split the credit 50-50.
I get half the byline.
That's not going to happen.
So you'd rather
I just upload that
tonight, then?
Tell you what.
Saturday's dead
for traffic.
I'm much better off posting this
first thing Monday morning.
Anne, be careful
getting out of the limo
'cause those photographers
love to get a beaver shot.
Thanks, Margaret.
You know,
I'd like to argue, but in
fact she's probably right.
I am.
Would you make me another
martini, please? Sure.
Mother.
Well, he's on payroll.
As a sober partner.
Happy to.
Just don't sen
me for oxycodone.
That was my beast.
Oh, charming.
Chill it
till my teeth hurt, huh?
Guys, I just,
um I just want
to tell you guys
how much tonight means to me.
I know you all had
doubts, but
I really feel
like this is the beginning
of a whole new,
good chapter of my life,
so
About tonight, son,
I'm afraid I can't go.
Mindy Meyer
got you crying
on Letterman tonight?
Well, this has nothing
do with her.
I wouldn't anymore
attend this thing
than I'd watch someone toss
a baby seal
into the jaws of an orca.
Bud.
That's about
as much chance as T.
J.
has,
keeping straight in a nightclub.
Tell me, when did you decide
to write me off?
You have a serious problem,
son, and you just keep adding
fuel to the fire.
Oh, well, maybe if I was
a ***-hound like you,
then I'd get
a little compassion.
You never believed in me.
Ever since I came out,
ever since
Oh, w-what?
You think I care
who you sleep with?
T.
J.
you could have married
your childhood sweetheart
and done it missionary
style for 50 years.
You'd still be an addict.
Okay, Bud, you've
made your point.
You are not going.
Now, if you'd just
stuck with the piano
With this club, I finally have
something that's mine.
Yours?
You couldn't squeeze the money
from me or your mama,
so you went running to Dougie.
So much for our little secret?
I did not say anything,
I swear to you.
Could I just say something?
Oh, Jesus.
Bad idea, sweetie.
Now, these past three weeks,
T.
J.
has been really
committed to his sobriety
and he's doing an excellent
job with the club.
I think you guys
would be really
impressed to see
the guest list that
are coming tonight,
and it's all because
of your son.
Well, and who, pray tell?
Henry Kissinger, Desmond Tutu?
Bud.
Um, what's-his-name
- from The Voice, uh,
the congressman from Ohio.
- No,
oh, Gunn-- oh, no.
Sean Reeves?
Yeah, that-that's him.
Really?
That's what all this is about?
That's why you're buzzing
Are you two together?
Of course not.
Just let me explain.
I
No, I think
this once I agree
with your father.
Going tonight is
a really terrible idea.
Wow, you, you always manage
to abandon me
when I need you the most.
When did this become my fault?
He's the one who cheated
on his wife behind her back.
He's the one who said
he loved you
and then disappeared
when it got tough.
I'm the one who found you
barely alive.
I hope you're not expecting me
to thank you for that.
Because I never will.
All right,
well, I think it's time
that we all head out.
No, no, no, no,
stay, all of you.
No one really gives a ***.
Come on.
Every time
I have stood by
and lifted you up
and made excuses
for you, and it hasn't worked,
not once.
I'm done, sweetheart.
I am spent.
I hope
tonight is a huge success.
Holy ***.
Just stay out
of any TV shot, okay?
Okay.
How could they do this--
your mother's cronies?
This is my life, my career,
anything I've ever cared
anything about.
I mean, God,
they're destroying everything.
Sean, I know it sucks,
but this is an opportunity
for you to finally b-be free.
There's no more sneaking
around, no more being hidden.
Hey,
I know, I know
this is a scary thing.
I went through the same thing.
Oh, come on.
You came out as a kid.
You weren't
blackmailed into it.
You had your, your
mother, your father,
the whole country rallying
around your courage.
You think this country
is gonna applaud me
for breaking my wife's heart,
huh, for lying to everyone?
You can do this,
Sean, I promise.
We can do this together.
Come here.
Don't touch me!
Yeah, we had
sex, T.
J.
Big deal.
I was lonely, and,
yeah, it felt good,
especially if I
kept my eyes closed
and it was fine while
it was happening,
but I always left here
feeling disgusted with myself.
No, y-y-you don't mean that.
I'm not like you, all right?
I've got a life, a career.
I'm not some pathetic
American punch line.
This life of yours-- or
whatever you want to call it--
may be okay for you,
but I want more.
If it ain't the man of the hour.
Good-looking on the VIP pass.
Please, you're
my guest of honor.
All right.
But you been out of the game.
Might want to take it slow.
Georgia Gibbons won't
back off the story.
She's determined to break your
mother's run for the presidency.
Isn't she your second source?
Not for the kind
of reporting she does.
I'll have to run my story
first-- not the piece
I wanted, but at least it will
appear in an actual newspaper.
What do I tell my mother?
Tell her to draft
her letter of resignation.
Otherwise, Garcetti's gonna
read about it in the Globe.
That girl is smarter
than she lets on.
She actually tried
to bully me
into sharing a byline.
And you said no?
Uh, yeah.
Are you kidding me?
You you'd rather kill
my mother's campaign
than share a credit?
You would be derailing
a woman's first real shot
at the presidency.
Aren't you getting
a little ahead
of yourself here?
My mother can win.
Okay? I've seen how her numbers
stack up against Garcetti's.
If you can just
keep a lid on this
long enough for us
to build an organization.
Why would I do that?
Because
you want her to win.
You want her to win!
You could've killed her campaign
weeks ago.
Because after all those years
of tearing her down,
she has finally
become the politician
that you want her to be.
Jesus, Douglas, I'm gonna blush.
You don't just want her to win
for noble reasons.
You live with your sister.
Look at all you sacrifice
for your career.
And for what?
So that you could have
some ancient Pulitzer
collecting dust in the
lobby of the Globe?
Tell me you don't
want a shiny new one
to place right next to it.
You want it as bad as I want to
be White House Chief of Staff,
and like it or not,
in order for our dreams
to come true,
my mother's have
to come true first.
It's a rocket ship.
Come here, buddy.
It's way past your bedtime.
Do me a solid, okay?
Okay.
Get your mommy to tuck you in?
Okay.
Kiss?
All right.
I love you.
Good night, Trevor.
Good night.
You want to talk to me?
Come on in.
It's been obvious for some time
that I am out of step
with this administration.
And what happened today
made that even more clear.
I am running against you.
I've reached out to a few
donors and done some polling,
and I will resign in 48 hours,
after we have saved
those men together.
Elaine
The president who leaves those
sailors on the ocean floor
deserves to be dethroned,
and you know that
better than anybody.
The people chose you
to lead this country,
not Collier, not me.
You.
I ought to fire you right
on the spot, you know that?
You won't.
Knowing you're
gonna run against me,
that gives me
a hell of an advantage, Elaine.
And don't for one minute
think I won't use it.
Good.
I want you at your fighting
weight when I thrash you.
Get Samson and her team up here,
the Joint Chiefs
and Admiral Taft.
Wake them up if you have to.
Don't you look dashing.
My boy's new club.
Tonight's the big
red-carpet shindig.
I told you that was a bad idea.
Yeah, well
you also said there was
gonna be a "tear bump," Mindy,
and, uh, I saw those
new favorability numbers
that your office sent over, and they
look a lot like my old numbers.
Bud, I can't help you
if you're not gonna follow
my advice.
Yeah, well
I wasn't planning
on it anymore, so
I think we should
call it quits,
professionally
and personally.
Now, look, you're a doll,
and I'm sure you're very good at
what you do, but in my experience,
the American people
have a pretty good nose
for sniffing out
the truth, and
if I'm going to, uh
rehabilitate myself and lose
my image as a womanizer,
it's best I stop
being one first.
Sorry, hon.
That means you're off the menu.
Been looking all over for you.
Jesus, T.
J.
Three weeks
under your belt.
Ah
T.
J.
T.
J.
, come on,
I'm getting you out of here.
Oh, is that really
what you want to do, Gunnie?
Gunnie the druggie
from Appalach-ey
who stole his grandma's oxy
to dull the trailer-park tedium?
That's the last thing
in the world
that you want to do
right now is leave.
That's just the drugs talking.
Is it?!
I bet there's
a hundred girls down there
you'd give your left arm
to sleep with,
huh? This ain't no
fairy tale, brother.
This is the real thing.
You don't have to turn back
into some backwoods hick.
And I'm gonna need
a right-hand man
when this club takes off,
but my guy can't be a boonie,
he's got to be an A-lister.
So who do you want to be
for the rest of your life,
Gunner?
You want to be the guy
who babysat T.
J.
Hammond
until he got sober?
Or do you want more?
Congressman Reeves,
how do you explain
voting for a bill you and your
party swore you'd block?
Well, politics is
all about compromise.
And thanks to compromise,
just got the Christmas gift
they deserve.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
there are two children in Akron
who just asked Santa
to bring their daddy home.
Have yourself
A merry little Christmas
Let your heart
Be light
From now on
Our troubles
Will be out of sight
Here we are
As in olden days
Happy golden
Days of yore
Faithful friends
Who are dear to us
Gather near to us
Once more
with Charles Lazlo
sponsored
by Fidelity Investments.
We witnessed some switching
from the equity sector
to the safe haven
of the government bond market.
The Commerce Department's
final reading
on fourth-quarter GDP was
Because I love this newspaper
and I will do everything
in my power to
postpone its demise,
I'll give in to your blackmail,
as despicable as it is.
And I might have even done
the same thing at your age.
I consider that a compliment.
I would've been wrong, too.
So
partners?
If you want to share
a byline with me,
you better be ready to earn it.
Every word you type
will be true.
Okay.
Show me your notes.
Hey, Gunner, where's my son?
Where is my son!
Sam! Find him!
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Somebody help me!
T.
J.
T.
J Sam!
Sam, call an ambulance!
Aw, geez
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, son.