Kemerdekaan Festival '04 - Block nadim episod 2 - Part 1

Grandpa! What are you doing? Grandpa, look here please... Granpa, here is another! Here got another! Granpa, here also have another one. Here, here granpa! You guys teasing me huh? Why you guys come here early morning like this? I'm not that free you know..? What is it you want? What is it? Tell me! We can't wait for you... Please continue yesterday story, granpa... That stuff very interesting, all of us wanted to know.. Story? Which one? I can't remember telling you guys any story? Don't be forgetful, you told us yesterday... Story of the Japanese, got love also... Oh i remember! It's normal considering i'm a vateren now Come come, to the usual spot Have a sit first... Before i start-- Aren't you forgetting something? What is it? Here, your Romeo's Diary. Uh i forgot, thank god you have this... I'm not old, just a vateren... Uhm, what's this? Japanese school text book..? What's this?? -Wear your glasses! Glasses... OH ya my glasses! Huh now i can see already First of all... You guys listen ok I will tell you regarding- hah? -WE CANT HEAR YOU!! Sorry ye sorry... I'm not that old, just a vateren! First of all, i wanted to tell you of the Malay rising spirit againts Japanese occupation.. During that Japanese time-- Remember when i told you the Malays lose to the Japanese right? Because of what? Weapon disadvantages right? The people who killed, they all have own descendants and they will take revenge for sure... There are a few of them going as far to sneaking on Japanese base.. Can you believe it or not? As always, try to imagine.... Bakayaro! Are you cheating!? Go inside! Inside!! Grab them!! ha... WOI! Not that guy, this one!! What are you doing huh?? You guys making uproar in my village huh?? Where's your leader? Ha? What's this hat! This is Malaysia you won't be needing this!! Why your head so oily? Are you using coconut oil?? Where you get it? Didn't you rob our people? Since you guys arrived, you took everything from us? Where's your leader? Where is he?? Tenou-san! Tenou-san! What's this tenoteno? You speaking Javanese? Ahh what a great nap... Well, well.. Why is it so dark in here? Woi you come here in the middle! Now can u see?! -Who are you?? -I'm me What's this star? Aren't you from Japan? This is souvenir from Russia, i bought it Oh... a souvenir? So, you know who i am? -Who are you? I'm... -OOHHH!!! Aren't you son of Pak Mat who died cutted in 14 parts by me?? Oh you the one cutting him up? That right, killing is my thing --OHHH Why your shirt undone? What are you doing inside?? Ha... What are you doing, why buttons undone?! Shh don't be so loud, i'll get shafted... Where you learn that? Hihi Nihon also have this --Ohh What's this?? Too skinny... You look at me! Nippon always dieting -Diet? Diet your ***. Ei! why your father was thin, but you so tough? Haaaa ever heard of Orang Kampung's Product? Because I'm villager also Before my dad died, He gave me a lot of Tongkat Ali, that's why I become like this! Ohh! I bet you so stong?? -I am strong! Sexually strong also? Don't ask too loud, I'll tell you at the back ok? Hey I don't have to tell you anything! You killed my father now i'm gonna kill you! What now? -HIAAYA!!--? Wait.. it my girlfriend.. hold on? Yes Where? 24th? Cannot... Yes, cannot.. ok.. Ha! What now?? Your father left a will to me before he died.. What? He didn't tell me anything, because he was cutted? Of course i know, i cutted him. -- OH, right? He asked of me... Before he died, he wanted your sister to marry me Because he see that i'm-- My sister married to Dol Mat! Dol Mat who plays bellon! How then? Who i'm going to marry now?? you come with me, I want to kill you in the village!! COME! Whatever happened to that General? He's a General? What happened to him.. I think they'll put inside a dried up well! Ok.. So i'll continue... Now i want to ask--Jebat, and some other Hang... Ok ok ok... Sometimes there are who victorious fighting the Japanese, you believe me? Can you believe me? Ha... Now what are you going to do? Just imagine like usual... zup! zup... zup-- Dish! Zuup-- Dish! Dish! Debuk! Kedebuk! Zup!! TebuchiKK! Hiyahhh!! Hop-- HIYAHH!! (DOW!) Can you believe that? Can you? That was Silat Gayong ala matrix!