Runes of Magic Chapter 5 Parody

"Heinrich! Heinrich! Come quick!" "What? What do you want?" "It's UP." "What's up? What is it?" "The download is up!" "Oh God..." "I have waited for this... for years." "Yes, yes... the waiting..." "The rise of the Dwarves is upon us!" "Oh God, help us." It's time to download Runes of Magic Chapter five For eighteen hours I've resigned... Though now it's finished, What is this that I see: Thirty-five extra Updates that I need... "Heinrich! Heinrich! What is this?" "Just let it finish." "Ach! Hurry up! I'm eager to play a SEXY DWARVEN FEMALE." "Yeah, I don't think you can." "What!? Why not?" "Yeah, they do not allow you to choose a female dwarf." "What? This is outrageous!" "Wh-where are you going?" "To the forums! To complain!" "Yeah, the forums are down." "Ach! Son-of-a-..." It's finally finished I run the game, choose my class I run five meters, And I crash... I tried to restart, And all my textures are black Someone please, Oh please tell me: What the crap? Why, oh why Would you do this to me? What have I done to you? "Gah! That's it! That's it!" "Calm down." "Heinrich, that's it!" "I'm rolling an elf." "What? Would you listen to what you're saying?" "A SEXY ELF!!!" "I give up. I'm leaving."