Freddy Ruxpin Featuring Adriana - Nothing Really Matters (Original Mix)

YOUNG: So I'm super excited for my bachelor party. I'm going to crazy. I'm going to go all out. Hey, we're like the only ones in this club right now. Steve, what the [BLEEP] is this? [MUSIC PLAYING] JOE: Steve, you were the one that was going to plan this ***. What's up? JOWE: So as soon as I walked in, I thought it was a prank because I was like, dude, where's everybody at? JOE: This is what happens when someone else takes charge. You know what I'm saying? YOUNG: We have the whole dance floor to ourselves. Like-- literally. There are more guys than girls here. STEVE: Busby's was-- it was empty. It wasn't a big deal for me. The biggest problem for me, at that point, was when I saw Scarlet. She is capital D-O-O-M. JASMINE: Bachelorette party, yay! STEVE: I just wanted a good time with the boys, for once, not the girls getting involved. JASMINE: Girls, bachelorette party, yay! JOWE: Hey, get out of here. Why are you guys here, man? It's a bachelor party. Why do you guys always fricking crash our frickin' bachelor parties? JASMINE: Where were the strippers? We brought one-- Scarlet. Where were the hot girls? We brought them-- us. YOUNG: I'm sorry, Steve, but I have to say, if the girls didn't come, there would have been nobody in this place, dude. JASMINE: Our bachelorette party is going to be better than their boring bachelor party. The guys don't know how to have fun like the girls. STEVE: We'll have fun if you guys stop crashing the *** bachelor party. SCARLET: We're the only girls here. I'm just saying, you failed as a best man. STEVE: Hey, [BLEEP] you. SCARLET: Enough, it's not even a [BLEEP] argument. Don't even try to argue. STEVE: Scar, she's in everybody's [BLEEP] face. I can't take it anymore with that girl sometimes. She talks so much ***. I mean, was she like tied up when she was younger and some guy was talking *** to her? Young, are you all right with this? YOUNG: It wouldn't be fun without Scarlet. STEVE: Scarlet, don't bite. SCARLET: Shut the [BLEEP] up. Steve thinks I ruined the party, a vibe, and now Busby? Steve can suck a purple ***. Seriously, he is a ***. A *** and a tool combined together gave birth to Steve-- a ***. STEVE: I don't know how to they found out. YOUNG: It's OK, Steve. It's OK. VIOLET: Because you told Christine. STEVE: Hey, Christine told us that you guys were having a bachelorette party separately, at the same time. YOUNG: Hey, you know what? Bachelorette party, bachelor party, every party-- [BLEEP] it. All our close friends are here, so-- VIOLET: Yeah, that's all that matters. JOWE: Jungoru, jungoru. STEVE: OK, all right, all right. Let's [BLEEP] make the best of it then. Hey, you know what? I didn't expect all the girls to show up at all, but you know what? Let's [BLEEP] have fun then. [CHEERS] [MUSIC PLAYING] -Aww. YOUNG: I'm having the best time of my life. [MUSIC PLAYING] JOWE: Hey, you know what? we're single so, you've guys are taken? We're going to go to the bar. JOE: Go to the bar. Let them go. Let's watch. STEVE: Me and Christine, there's nothing between us now, man. JOWE: OK, first of all, we got to strategize. You've got to take the guy with the stripes out of the way. STEVE: No, no go in and then put your back towards the guy's friends. Box him out like basketball. JOWE: No, you know you what, you just shake his hand, and I'll just slide in. Cool? STEVE: Hey, what's going on? How are you guys doing? -Getting drinks. JOWE: How're you guys doing? What's going on, bro? STEVE: There's no drinks in you guy's hands. STEVE: What's your name? -Dan. STEVE: Dan, how you guys doing, man? It's all good? JOWE: Obviously from far away, they looked good. Closer and closer, they started looking like, oh, we're kind of a little doubtful. You know what, Steve, you take that one, I'm going to take this one. STEVE: You guys are both really cute. You know? JOWE: You know, you guys are too pretty for me, though. I'm going to be too insecure with you guys. JOE: Joey's got more game than Steve. You know that? YOUNG: Yeah, yeah. I think Steve's going to get jacked. JOWE: Steve's girls was like ultra super mega mondo to the max. STEVE: Let me talk her real quick. -Stop taking advantage of my friend, all right? -Are you getting jealous? You're making me jealous. STEVE: So do you come here often? -No, no, first time, acutally. -Stag party? JOE: Stag party? I never heard that. Stag party? -Don't you have a smartphone? You could look it up. JOWE: I'd rather just learn from you. You're a smart girl. -No, you're wrong. You're not very smart to think that. JOWE: It was a joke. STEVE: I can't [BLEEP] do this anymore. I can't even look at her. JASMINE: We have to beat the guys. We have to get strippers here before they do. -Male strippers? Eww. JASMINE: I want girl ones. SCARLET: Oh my god, is that Colonel Sanders? No. Yes. VIOLET: He's over there. SCARLET: Oh my god, we should get him to strip. [LAUGHTER] SCARLET: Colonel Sanders is one of those K-Town figures that, anywhere you go, he's always there. I was just like, this would be perfect for him to give So Young a lap dance. SCARLET: I missed you so much. It's been so long. How have you been? COLONEL SANDERS: Great. JASMINE: OK, where's my KFC? SCARLET: Stop, he's not dressed like Colonel today. JASMINE: He said he was going to give me KFC. SCARLET: Would you give So Young an honorary dance? All the girls are going to give her a dance. We just it would be fun to have, like a guy to throw in the mix. JASMINE: Can you just give her a little *** shake? SCARLET: Ohh. [CHEERING] STEVE: OK, [BLEEP] it, there you go. JOE: Steve was actually a good wingman, to be honest. But dude, dude, just relax. I'm trying to just have some fun, like, practice my game at least. You know what I mean? STEVE: Give her a cherry. JOE: You like cherries? -No, I don't I like real cherries. I don't like maraschino cherries. JOE: Can you tie a knot with a cherry? -I can't. I'm not even going to pretend like I can. JOE: Huh? -I'm not going to pretend like I can because I can't. STEVE: Hurry the [BLEEP] up because this bomb right here is going to explode. And I can't take it anymore. Hey, give her the cherry. Give her the cherry. Cheers. Ready? JOE: Steve, you want me to pop the cherry? What do you want me to do? STEVE: Please, I can't do this, bro. It was really good meeting you guys. -Yeah, yeah. STEVE: Seriously. -Nice meeting you, too. STEVE: Nice meeting you. Nice meeting you. I'll see you guys later. Can you [BLEEP] kill me right now? That was a bomb. Tell me you got something out of that. JOE: No, I don't want it either. Obviously, we made their night. And they probably had the best time of their life. STEVE: Hey, I took one for the team. Next time it's your turn. OK? Dude, Joey, oh my god dude. JOE: That wasn't a grenade. That was an A-bomb. SCARLET: Everybody, back the [BLEEP] up. Get out of here. So Young, you read for the ride of your life? Yeah. [CHEERING] -Oh my god. Oh ***. I'm going to go. Oh my god! Hold on. I need to go. I need to go. I need to go over there. What the [BLEEP] is going on right now? [CHEERING] STEVE: Hey, where's Young? Where's Young? Young's OK with this? [CHEERING] YOUNG: He's so hairy. JASMINE: Take off your shoes. STEVE: What's going on right now? How are you OK with this? YOUNG: Who takes their shoes off during a strip? [CHEERING] SCARLET: Naughty little wart hog. YOUNG: That's the last time you ever touch my [BLEEP] wife. COLONEL SANDERS: Hey, they put me up to it. YOUNG: It's OK, but you did good. It's OK. She never met another hairy man like you before in her life. Have a shot now. And don't ever [BLEEP] touch my life or I'll break your neck. SCARLET: Colonel was doing such an amazing, funny job with his lap dance. I just decided to reward him, just to, like, show him a little bit of appreciation. YOUNG: Oh, wow wow. [CHEERING] STEVE: Welcome to Douglas's bachelor party. SCARLET: Oh what? Oh what? Oh my god, what are you hard? Stop it! YOUNG: Eww. SCARLET: No, I don't do that. Why are you popping a ***, eww. Compose yourself. STEVE: I see this girl at the bar. Not top tier, but she's all right. Go half, and I'll go half. Go half all the way. I'll finish the rest. No. And I wanted this girl to go dance with Young. Now, let me ask you one thing, can you dance? -Oh, yeah, but I'm not drunk enough to dance right now. STEVE: You will dance. Hey, Young. You can do it. Young, show her. Show her. Here we go. Fast, fast. Here you go! STEVE: Who dances with his own wife at his own bachelor party? So I'm like, I might as well [BLEEP] dance with her. [MUSIC PLAYING] -Are you ready? -[INAUDIBLE] STEVE: That's why I asked you. Are you ready? -That was really good. STEVE: It's not crazy. Two shots of your choice, right now. All right, close your eyes. -Yes. STEVE: Completely close your eyes. -Why? STEVE: Take a shot and close your eyes. A lot of girls, when you talk down to them, it hurts their pride a little bit. You're kind of spearing into their frigging pride. But then it gets into the whole mood. Close your eyes. -OK. STEVE: Close your eyes. Close your eyes. They want a man, not a little girl. Close your eyes. -Oh my goodness. How did I know you were going to do that? STEVE: You did know I was going to do that? -Yeah, I know. Usually, when guys say close your eyes, it just means one thing. But I thought may there was more. STEVE: Oh, you get a lot. I'm going to close my eyes. You've got to get a better one than that. I'll close my eyes. I kept on pouring her drinks, and then we're drinking and all that. And then, next thing you know. -That was a lot more pressure on the lips, you know? STEVE: It's always primitive, I think. How the female thinks, though. CHRISTINE: Joe, one day you are going to propose to her. JOE: Maybe I should leave. I mean, when Christine put me on the spot, it's not like I'm going to propose to her at Young's bachelor party, but different time, different place to talk about that. Let's take a shot. CHRISTINE: Yeah, let's take a shot together. But-- JESSICA: Great diversion. CHRISTINE: Joe and Jessica, they're so cute together. I was probably being obnoxious, but I don't care. -Wow, they made this strong. STEVE: Here we go. Here we go. One shot. Can you do it? STEVE: Are you down? Because I'm a better kisser than your ***. -OK, then you tell me. No lying, no ***. STEVE: I never do. Ready? -Cheers. STEVE: Come here. You do know how to kiss. JASMINE: Steve, he's an ***, for kissing my sister and then kissing that mondu. You know Steve, remember how he made out with my sister? SCARLET: Yeah. JASMINE: Did you know he made out with another girl at the bar? SCARLET: Shut up. JASMINE: Me and him, we're not cool. Some people are really what they look like. VIOLET: Me and Jasmine were just hanging out. And this magician comes up. And I think he was trying to hit on us. -OK, how much do you want to bet that the next card I'm going to turn over is going to be your card? VIOLET: A napkin. -A napkin? VIOLET: It's a smart move because it gets us engaged. -What are you going to bet? JASMINE: A kiss. VIOLET: No. -I'll bet you a kiss. VIOLET: No kiss. JASMINE: You're going to take off your shirt. VIOLET: The magician just was so persistent. It reminded me of Joey, actually when we first met. He tried to get my number on a card. I gave him a fake number. JOE: So at Bohemian, Scarlet pulls Jessica aside and tells her about the blog that Violet wrote. So apparently, she put on the title, "Tackiest Asian Couple of the Week." JOE: Jessica wanted me to confront Violet about it. So I mean, it wasn't really the time and place to do it. It was Young's bachelor party. CHRISTINE: [INAUDIBLE] -So I'm going to try and find your card, OK Christine? CHRISTINE: You're going to find my card? JOE: So I'm just trying to find the best time to confront Violet about it. STEVE: Yeah, my night was going well. And I went to grab Joe and buy him a drink at the bar. Hey look. Hey check it. Check it. JOE: Hey, I need to go back. All right. I need to go back up there and [BLEEP] call Violet out. Hey, come here. So remember [BLEEP], a couple days ago, at [BLEEP] Bohemian? Scarlett comes up. JESSICA: Can you stop trying to make my boyfriend drunk, by the way? STEVE: Jessica comes out of nowhere, and she's lashing out at me. And I'm like, what the [BLEEP] is going on right now? JESSICA: Every time you're like, oh, Joe, come out, let's drink-- bah, bah, bah. STEVE: When you [BLEEP] say that, it actually sounds like Steve is like a [BLEEP] really, really evil mother[BLEEP]. JESSICA: Yeah, yeah. There you go. STEVE: I am. Is that how you feel? That's how you feel, too? JESSICA: He doesn't [BLEEP] know. STEVE: I'm the evil guy, the [BLEEP] satan? Do you feel the same way? JOE: Steve, calm down. Calm down. STEVE: Hey, I'm here. JOE: Hey, calm down dude. STEVE: Hey, you know what? Hey that's what your [BLEEP] girlfriend [BLEEP] believes? Hey, you're my [BLEEP] brother. I've always backed you up. JESSICA: You don't care about him. You don't [BLEEP] care about him. All you do is call him and be like, [INAUDIBLE] STEVE: I don't care about Joe Chang? JESSICA: --let's go drink. STEVE: Everybody here knows. JESSICA: You're just trying to drive him into the ground. You don't [BLEEP] care about him. STEVE: You really believe I'm [BLEEP] that kind of [BLEEP] trash. The evil [BLEEP] satan. JESSICA: What else do you have going on? What else do you have going on? STEVE: Why do you feel so strongly that I'm going to ruin all of your [BLEEP] lives? STEVE: You know I'm [BLEEP] successful. Before I quit my job recently, I'm a successful [BLEEP] sales manager. I made really good money. JESSICA: Oh really. Oh really. OK. STEVE: I am. Everybody already knows that. JESSICA: He's better than that. STEVE: Jess, I've always been so [BLEEP] *** low to all my friends. Why are you saying this to me? What's going on? JESSICA: I'm just telling you the truth. STEVE: What did I do to you? JOE: Steve, calm it down right now, dude. Calm it down. STEVE: Hey, you're not even backing me up. JOE: That's my [BLEEP] girlfriend. STEVE: Joe, what did I do wrong? Just calm it down. Calm it down. STEVE: What did I do wrong? Tell me right now. JESSICA: All I'm saying is that he's a loser. STEVE: What did I do wrong? JOE: You didn't do anything wrong. STEVE: [BLEEP] dude. JOE: He's drunk. He's drunk right now. He's-- STEVE: Are you kidding me? You're going to call me drunk again? JOE: You're not drunk? CHRISTINE: You're slurring. JOWE: No, Steve's fine. Steve's fine. No, you're good. Dude, she's just being insecure right now. STEVE: This whole Busby's event was for Young. It's his bachelor party. And a lot of pressure was on me. And I really, really, really wanted it to be really good. YOUNG: Do you know what's going on right now? STEVE: Hey Young, [SPEAKING KOREAN] I wanted it to be everything right. And the girls [BLEEP] intervened right now. [SPEAKING KOREAN] CHRISTINE: Steve, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. STEVE: Shut up Christine. Hey, you get out of here, too. CHRISTINE: Did you really just tell me to shut up? STEVE: Christine, be quiet right now. Seriously, let's not let it get bigger than anything else. JOE: Don't fight. Don't fight. JESSICA: No, no, no, no. I don't like him either, by the way. I don't like him. You know that. You know that. JOE: I do know that. JESSICA: Then why do you hang out with him? JOE: I'm not hanging-- Come on, babe. JESSICA: You really want me to go there. You really want me to go there. JOWE: OK, so my history with Jess. What did ever do to you to make you feel that way? JESSICA: Talk *** about me. JOWE: I don't talk *** about you. JESSICA: Oh my god. JOWE: When did I ever say anything about her, once? Have I ever said? Have I ever said anything about you? JESSICA: Violet? Has he ever talked *** about me? VIOLET: To my recollection, I don't remember. But it might be a bad time-- JOWE: I've never talked *** about you. VIOLET: I have, and I apologize. But then it wasn't even talking ***. Like, I made one post which I think you know about. Which I will take-- STEVE: I never talked *** about you once. JOE: We just heard about. VIOLET: I will take responsibility for. JOWE: Jessica's being [BLEEP] insecure. She's talking *** to Steve and Jowe. JESSICA: Jowe used to talk so much *** about her. JOWE: I never talked one thing about you. What did I say about you? JESSICA: I don't remember him saying anything. VIOLET: Like, as much as I hate Jowe, and he annoys me, like, I don't want an outside person coming into an event that we're throwing for our friends and just getting on everyone's case. Who does that? STEVE: You said I talked *** about you. I want to know. JESSICA: Yeah, you did. JOWE: OK, what did I say? SCARLET: Joe, say something. That's your girl. JOE: I'm trying to listen right now because it's new to me, too. SCARLET: It's not new to you. Yo [BLEEP] that ***. I have no right to say anything. But the fact that Joe didn't say anything at all-- say something. JOWE: I haven't heard anything incorrectly about it. SCARLET: I keep hearing this ***. What the [BLEEP] did he say? STEVE: Yeah, what the [BLEEP] did I ever say? She's never even told me about it. SCARLET: No one ever told me what the [BLEEP] he said. So tell me what the [BLEEP] he said. JOWE: Even my own [BLEEP] brother didn't say ***. JESSICA: He's going around saying that's we're hooking up. That's all you said. VIOLET: But you guys did hook up. SCARLET: Oh. My god. JOE: I know that Jowe and Jessica-- they were seeing each other at one point. But that's something I didn't want know about. And that's definitely something I didn't want everyone else to know about. VIOLET: You told me that you slept with him. JESSICA: And you did, too. JOWE: Yeah, he was my boyfriend. JESSICA: You weren't even with him. VIOLET: We slept together after a month and a half. JOWE: OK, stop changing the subject. what the [BLEEP] did I ever say about you? VIOLET: No, no, no. She's mad because you were going around saying that you slept with her, which is the fact anyway. JOWE: We first met a bar. She pretty much threw herself at me. We just hooked up here and there for like a good couple weeks. And then I just completely stopped talking to her, which she became completely bitter about. And ever since that, she just like has this big hatred towards me. JOWE: Hey, Young, You know you're [BLEEP] way too good for her, dude. JOE: Jowe don't why do you say that, man? JOWE: Because it's the [BLEEP] truth, and I know you. JOE: Why are you going to say that? JOWE: Because you're a [BLEEP] good guy. CHRISTINE: You have to make a choice. JOWE: Because she's bringing you [BLEEP] down. [INTERPOSING VOICES] JOE: I'm trying to be the best influence in your life. JOWE: You have been. JOE: I have been. JOWE: You've always been. So why are you going to say that? I'm happy with her. VIOLET: It shouldn't be an option. You love her. That's all that matters. JOE: I'm happy with her. And you've been venting to me how unhappy you are. You know what I'm saying? [INTERPOSING VOICES] JOWE: Stupid. Honestly, when she punched me, I was just like, what the hell's going on? JESSICA: [INAUDIBLE] VIOLET: I'm sorry, you were-- [DRUNKEN SHOUTING] VIOLET: I'm not even being a *** right now. You can act all belligerent as you want. CHRISTINE: Let her fight you. Let her fight you. [INTERPOSING VOICES] STEVE: Next week on K-Town. JESSICA: What the [BLEEP]? VIOLET: You wanted it, I [BLEEP] gave it to her. STEVE: I'm going to [BLEEP] kill her. JOWE: Hey, don't put words in my mouth. SCARLET: The fact that you're [BLEEP] friends with him? ***. JOWE: Every [BLEEP] time. JESSICA: You don't [BLEEP] care. JOWE: I'm going to get on my [BLEEP] knees. I wanted the [BLEEP] best bachelor party for you. YOUNG: Let's just call this wedding off, man. [MUSIC PLAYING]