Caaaarl!

Caaaarl! There is a dead human in are house! Oh, hey! How did he get here? Caaaarl! What dd you do?! Me? I didn't do this. Explain what happened, Carl! I never seen him before in my life! Why did you kill this person, Carl!? I do not kill people, that is, that is my least favorite thing to do. Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before I got home! Alright, well, I was upstairs... Okay... I was, uh, I was sitting in my room... Yes.. Reading a book... Go on.. And, uh well, this guy walked in.. Okay... So I went up to him... Yes.. And I, uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. Caaaarl! That kills people! Oh, I, I didn't (Caaaarl!) know that! Caaaarl! How could you not know that?! Yeah, I'm in the wrong here, I SUCK. What happened to his hands? What's that? His hands! Wh.. why are they missing?! Well, I, uh, I kind of cut them up... and ate them. Caaaarl! Well, You know,I was hungry, and when you crave hands, that's.. Why on Earth would you do that?! I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break! Caaaarl! My stomach was making the rumblies.. Caaaarl!... That only hands would satisfy! What is wrong with you, Caaaarl!? Well, I..I kill people and I eat hands, that's... that's two things!