K - Town s2, ep. 3 of 7 - Friendly fire

[MUSIC PLAYING] STEVE: Let's find out. SCARLET: Who cares? They want to ***, then let them do it. JASMINE: That's my sister. You shut the [BLEEP] up. SCARLET: Don't [BLEEP] come at me like a [BLEEP] *** right now. JASMINE: I'm just saying, who the [BLEEP] you think you [BLEEP]. It's my sister, [INAUDIBLE] my blood. SCARLET: I don't give a [BLEEP]. Who gives a ***? JASMINE: Why do you even have a say? SCARLET: No. [BLEEP]. I've had your [BLEEP] back from day one. [INTERPOSING VOICES] SCARLET: Of all the people you're going to pick a fight with-- JASMINE: What are you talking about? SCARLET: Oh, hell no. STEVE: We come back to our table. I'm like, what the hell? [THEME MUSIC] SCARLET: Sit your *** down. Who the [BLEEP]? Sit your [BLEEP] *** down right now. [INTERPOSING VOICES] YOUNG: Now Jasmine and Scarlet's fighting? They're like BFF. JASMINE: Are you [INAUDIBLE]? SCARLET: Are you [BLEEP] kidding me? JASMINE: Are you [INAUDIBLE]? Are you [INAUDIBLE]? Are you [INAUDIBLE]? SCARLET: Do not even go there. JASMINE: Are you [INAUDIBLE]? You're not [INAUDIBLE]. SCARLET: All I said was, she can do whatever she wants. Why is everyone talking ***? JASMINE: It's none of her business. And if it has something to do with my sister, what does it concern you? SCARLET: Shut the [BLEEP] up. JASMINE: That's why you're leaving K-Town, right? STEVE: Jasmine and Scar, they're just going crazy at each other. Scar, get over here. [BLEEP] Hey, Scar. JASMINE: She overreacts all the time, as you know. JOE: As I know. SCARLET: I'm getting some air. STEVE: What happened? SCARLET: I'm getting some air. STEVE: All right. SCARLET: You guys [BLEEP] left. And as soon as you and Christine [BLEEP] got up and left, I was like, everyone was [BLEEP] chit-chatting. All I said was, they're adults. They can do whatever they want. Why is everyone, like-- who cares if they leave together? They can leave together. And then Jasmine was like, no, that's my sister. I care, because that's my sister. Is that your sister? No. So shut the [BLEEP] up. I said, everybody, just reserve your judgment, and just let them do whatever they [BLEEP] want. So she like come at me like that, we're not [BLEEP] friends anymore. Her, right now, we're not good. STEVE: She [BLEEP] loves you. She loves you more of than she ever [BLEEP] loved me. You know I [BLEEP] love-- You gotta [BLEEP]-- SCARLET: Just stop talking right now. I'm hot as ***. STEVE: Scar. SCARLET: I'm the type of person that, if I'm not happy with you, I'm going to bring it up to you. JOWE: Scar come here. Take a shot. -Scarlet. JOWE: Come on. Scar, come back. SCARLET: I don't want to drink with you Jowe. You're just as bad. JOWE: Then why'd you come back? SCARLET: I'm not being mean to you. I'm not talking *** to you. It doesn't mean you're in. JOWE: OK, get the [BLEEP] out of here, then. I'm all about friendship and loyalty. So obviously, she was just in her own world. Hey, look, I'm the ***. I'm this. So I was like, get the [BLEEP] out of here. SCARLET: And you, yesterday, what the [BLEEP]? VIOLET: What about yesterday? SCARLET: Yesterday? VIOLET: You tripping again? About what? SCARLET: I spilled my drink on you when I was pouring my ***, and got your shoe wet. And you, you said, my shoe is worth more than her entire outfit. Scarlet needs to stop drinking. Did you not say that? VIOLET: Yeah, and? Just because you wear cheap clothes doesn't mean you don't have to care about other people's belongings. SCARLET: I've had your [BLEEP] back, and for you to [BLEEP] around, say I should get all prissy with me, I don't need that. Who needs an enemy when I have friends like you? VIOLET: Why are you always trying to start a fight, Scarlet? CHRISTINE: She's fighting with Violet right now. JASMINE: She's fighting with everybody. SCARLET: I'm not ever going to waste one more breath of air on you [BLEEP] stupid ***. VIOLET: Don't. I'm not asking you to. It's your choice. [BLEEP]. STEVE: Scar, please. SCARLET: Can I go? Can I go? Yes, Christine. STEVE: Come on, man. SCARLET: I'm going to talk to Christine. STEVE: What is it going to [BLEEP] do anyways? Scar. SCARLET: I'm going to talk to Christine now. STEVE: We're all [BLEEP] family. SCARLET: No, I'm talking to-- Yes? STEVE: Scar! CHRISTINE: Sometimes, she needs to cool off. She really does need to cool off. Just go. JOE: While the girls go out and talk, I see Steve at the bar by himself, so I went up to him. Steve, let's get a drink. STEVE: No, [BLEEP] this ***. JOE: Steve, just calm down. STEVE: Dude, me and you are [BLEEP] brothers, man. JOE: I know. STEVE: We always [BLEEP] fight. But you know what? Me and you [BLEEP] fighting is nothing, because we always make up anyway. JOE: It's like, we fight, bottle of soju. STEVE: Make it one more, double it. We're always [BLEEP] fighting each other. Whey are we even [BLEEP] friends sometimes? SCARLET: All I said was, they can do whatever they want. And you took that *** to the next level. And I was like, you took what I said out of context. JASMINE: It's not taking out of context. That's my sister. That's talking about me. So I'm going to get overly sensitive over it. Period, period. STEVE: Honestly, I don't want to [BLEEP] cheer, but cheers for what? Cheers for [BLEEP]. Why is everybody [BLEEP] fighting each other again? Should we not [BLEEP] be friends anymore? Because you know it's all [BLEEP] anyways. When we come together and we drink, every [BLEEP] on each other. What are we going to do, Joe? Why is everybody [BLEEP] fighting each other? How are we going to [BLEEP] this ***? JOE: We should not drink until after the wedding. SCARLET: That's not an excuse for you to just blow up on me. JASMINE: But when it comes to my sister-- SCARLET: How are we supposed to be BFF if-- JASMINE: [INAUDIBLE] [BLEEP] from now on, when it comes to my sister, just step off. That's the only thin I want you to understand. SCARLET: I already know that. CHRISTINE: Can you guys just-- JASMINE: So, us two, we're cool? SCARLET: We're good. JASMINE: [INAUDIBLE]. SCARLET: I'm sorry for butting in. CHRISTINE: Good, we're good. SCARLET: All right, let's go drink. CHRISTINE: OK, let's go. SCARLET: You're buying. JASMINE: Fine, I'll buy, whatever. SCARLET: She owes me a shot. Whatever. I just have to squash it. But she's still a ***. [MUSIC PLAYING] -AK right here. It's the AK that you guys want? -Yeah. -All right. Here's the AK. JASMINE: After the insane night we had yesterday, I decided to girls out to blow off some real steam. We got to shoot some bad *** guns. -That's so gangster. -Jas, are you going to fire that? [MUSIC PLAYING] CHRISTINE: So I'm shooting my first time ever. My rifle and me, we're like this. SCARLET: I want to go home I don't want to do this. I'm so scared. VIOLET: She's not even hitting the target. [INAUDIBLE] CHRISTINE: I shot the guy. JASMINE: Don't be mean to her. She might turn the gun on you. VIOLET: When they showed me the shotgun that I was going to shoot, I literally almost had a heart attack. That thing is half my size. Am I going to die? -No, you're not. VIOLET: Just shoot? -Aim it nice and tight. SCARLET: Oh my god VIOLET: I can't even bring this back. I do my pushups and I work out, but I had no strength, because I think I was nervous. -Aim for the chest. There we go. JASMINE: That's so dope. SCARLET: I can't believe Jasmine invited that stupid [BLEEP] ***, Violet. I had a gun in my hand. I just wanted to turn the *** over and just like shoot her in the [BLEEP] stupid *** face. We'll just call it friendly fire. [INAUDIBLE]. SCARLET: No. [INAUDIBLE]. JASMINE: Scar, go. Go. -Oh my god. JASMINE: Come on, Scar. Shoot him at least once. SCARLET: This is so heavy. Suck it, ***. What's that song, the gangster paradise? I seriously, I felt like Coolio. [INAUDIBLE]. JASMINE: For some reason, why did they give me the smallest gun? The smallest girl, Violet, gets the big *** shotgun. And why do I get the small gun? But my gun was badass. Leave me alone. SCARLET: You got him right in the eye. JASMINE: You see that? CHRISTINE: Jasmine, be nice. JASMINE: Shut up. CHRISTINE: Jasmine is a badass. She was born with a gun in hand. She just knows how to do it. -Ladies, take care. -This was such a good idea. -This is the best hangover cure. JASMINE: [INAUDIBLE]? SCARLET: No, we're going to Chynna, duh. JASMINE: You're flying me out to China? SCARLET: This is China-- don't talk ***. That's my people food right here. I'm taking Jasmine to Chynna Dim Sum Lounge. Christine was busy with wedding planning stuff. And I didn't invite Violet because I'm still mad at her. JASMINE: Look. Aren't their lamps cute? I want it in my room. SCARLET: You're so embarrassing. JASMINE: All right, this is actually my third time eating dim sum, so I don't know what to eat. SCARLET: Really? JASMINE: You order. SCARLET: OK. [FOREIGN LANGUAGE]. JASMINE: Aw, you're so cute right now. SCARLET: [FOREIGN LANGUAGE]. And then I want the [FOREIGN LANGUAGE] to finish it off. JASMINE: [IMITATING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]. How was that? SCARLET: No. JASMINE: I didn't say it right? SCARLET: No. Thank you. JASMINE: You were so cute. SCARLET: I know. I grew up in Hong Kong. I was born there. Me and my family came to the US just before the British gave Hong Kong back to Mainland China. JASMINE: Cheers. SCARLET: To an awesome hangover. What time did you get home last night? JASMINE: I don't know. But, what happened? SCARLET: Everything. We fought. JASMINE: What happened between my sister and Steve? SCARLET: I asked her, when you were doing your revolver thing. Did you guys make out. But she was like, shut up. I didn't kiss him. He kissed me. But they made out. JASMINE: Serious? SCARLET: Yeah, that's what she said. JASMINE: Ew. SCARLET: What the [BLEEP] was your sister thinking? JASMINE: I think she was just really trashed. Because I feel like out of all the guys, I'm the closest with Steve. We're like family, right. And so I feel like my sister is dating my brother. SCARLET: It's kind of incestuous, right? JASMINE: If they had a kid, they would have five ***, one eyeball, a goatee, with blonde hair. SCARLET: And whack dance moves. JASMINE: And whack dance moves? SCARLET: Because your sister can't really dance, either. JASMINE: Hey, what is this? SCARLET: That's a Shanghai pork dumpling. The reason why it's in a tin can is because there's so much juices. Once you put the whole thing in your mouth, it's supposed to just pop in your mouth, like some guy just busted a load in your mouth. Boom, busted, bomb. JASMINE: Mm. Dude, that's so good. SCARLET: *** in your mouth? JASMINE: It doesn't taste so good anymore right now. So what happened between you and Violet? You got into a fight with her. SCARLET: Just because you can afford to buy expensive things doesn't need to buy yourself a better [BLEEP] personality. Her parents did a horrible job. I don't even know why I was friends with her for that long. JASMINE: Then you guys are not friends anymore? Forever? SCARLET: Why? For what? I fight with you but, at the end of the day, if I fight with anyone else, I know you'll have my back, and vice versa. But her, I can't count on her for ***. The last thing I said to her was, who needs enemies when I have friends like you? JASMINE: And then what did she say? SCARLET: She said, well I guess we're enemies then. JASMINE: Scarlet, when she talks about Violet, it's on a whole other level. And I know Violet the same as well. So both of them are always telling me their ***. I think they really hate each other. So what's been going on with work? SCARLET: What about it? It doesn't exist. JASMINE: Did you find a job yet? SCARLET: No. I was looking at corporate stuff. But I was just making so much more money before from stripping. So I'm actually thinking about going back. JASMINE: Why? SCARLET: Because it's easy. And I know what to expect. JASMINE: You don't want the easy way out. Then once you come out of stripping again, you're going to be in the same situation, but it's going to be worse, because you're going to be older. SCARLET: No, I know. But I've been going to interviews, and all the jobs I'm going for that I do qualify for, it's like I'm making $10, $12, $15 an hour. I was making a grand a night, easy money, for playing dress up-- or dress down. JASMINE: OK, dress down. SCARLET: [INAUDIBLE] It's so easy. JASMINE: Can you make you *** clap? SCARLET: No. JASMINE: Is there a special muscle in there that you can-- SCARLET: It's just fat. I don't have a fat ***. JASMINE: Then I'm probably good at this. SCARLET: You'll clap for sure. Have you seen Jasmine's ***? Make it rain. She has an *** like a black girl, like black girl from Africa. JASMINE: But you like planning. I feel like maybe you should work with Christine. She has her own wedding company. I really can't stand the fact that she wants to go back to stripping. I think that she deserves so much better. SCARLET: I can sell weddings like a [BLEEP]. That's what I did for two and a half years stripping. I was selling ***, selling myself. JASMINE: Maybe you can publicize for the wedding company. I don't know. You want to be my assistant? SCARLET: We'll figure it out. JASMINE: Yeah. SCARLET: Yay. [CLUB MUSIC] STEVE: I'm bringing Christine with me to have Korean barbecue with the guys. JOWE: Is it alive or dead? Have you guys eaten live squid before? CHRISTINE: I dare you to eat this raw, Joe. JOWE: Like all sticking into your face. CHRISTINE: Joe, eat it raw. JOE: You want me to eat it raw? CHRISTINE: Eat it raw. STEVE: This guy would. Because he's so hungry right now. [INAUDIBLE] JOWE: No, dude. You're going to get stomach flu. You eat this, and you'll pee out your *** tomorrow. Don't eat it. JOE: I'll eat the whole ***. JOWE: You're going to pee out of your butt. STEVE: Give it to him. JOWE: Oh my goodness, dude. ***. CHRISTINE: No, don't eat it. Spit it out. You're going to get sick. [INTERPOSING VOICES] CHRISTINE: I was kidding. JOE: It's already in my mouth. I'm ingesting it. STEVE: Yo, Jowe. JOWE: What's up? STEVE: How did you feel when Violet brought her Caucasian, the white boyfriend, Blair. JOE: She has another boyfriend? You lose count after a while. JOWE: I know Violet better than anybody. And I know for sure it's not going to last. Because she has a thing for only Korean guys. And it'll never work out. STEVE: Jowe seems threatened by Blair. Violet never goes outside of Asians. And all of a sudden she's dating some white boy. JOWE: And I know Violet. She goes through this stage where she falls in love really especially. STEVE: Initially, when you were first introduced, how did you feel? Were you pissed? Were you angry? JOWE: I wasn't mad. I shook his hand. He couldn't look straight to me in my eyes. STEVE: He knew who you were? JOWE: Of course he knew who I am, dude. She probably kisses him, and then thinks about me. It's all good, dude. YOUNG: As much as this guy's [BLEEP] headed and [BLEEP], I love it. He's so funny. JOWE: I'm just being real, dude. STEVE: That's cool, man. JOWE: Any guy after me is a downgrade, so it's cool. I don't give [BLEEP]. Violet's old news. She's the past. So whatever she does, I can care less. It has nothing, absolutely nothing, to do with me. STEVE: Did we get some vegetables for Christine? YOUNG: Dude, there's a shitload of vegetables right here. STEVE: Oh, there it is. JOWE: Dude, look at Christine grilling for us today. She's, like, wifey material. STEVE: That was a good move, bringing her to the restaurant. JOWE: Steve, dude, you better get your arms off my wife. JOE: It's like a competition. JOWE: There's no competition. She's already my wife. STEVE: There is no competition, Jowe. JOWE: Steve's my brother. I'm not here to compete with anybody. No, just trying to have a good time. JOWE: Scarlet's a big Chinese sensitive monkey. YOUNG: That's the part where [BLEEP]. [INTERPOSING VOICES] STEVE: Jowe, what we're asking right now is-- JOWE: I love Scarlet. CHRISTINE: Don't do that. STEVE: Which is it right now. CHRISTINE: Stop being mean. JOWE: I'm not. CHRISTINE: I'm going to pinch you with my-- JOWE: I like being pinched. Obviously, Christine thought I was flirting with her. But let's be real. She was the one tapping me, and grabbing my leg, flirting with me. I did the favor, being a man, and give her some attention. And she just kept wanting more and more and more. I'll give her some more. Can we take a love shot? CHRISTINE: Yeah. JOWE: Cheers. JOE: Oh my god. JOWE: Hey. STEVE: Seriously? JOWE: Does that mean you love me? STEVE: It's very disrespectful of Jowe to hit on Christine in front of me. OK, fine. Me and Christine, we're nothing right now. We did make it out. I love you, but [BLEEP] stop right now. CHRISTINE: That's OK. JOWE: Sharing is caring. Come on. STEVE: Sharing? Caring? Sharing Christine? Hell no. I'm not going to [BLEEP] *** with you. CHRISTINE: I'm not trying to share nobody. STEVE: Relax. That's not what I'm saying. Christine. CHRISTINE: [BLEEP]. Let me just take a shot with him. STEVE: What the [BLEEP] is she doing? I'm not really [BLEEP] having it. I get turned off really [BLEEP] fast. CHRISTINE: We're not even together. It was just one little kiss. It didn't even matter. And he's I feel like-- he's just acting all weird. STEVE: Me and Christine, we're not even together. But then we're just chilling. We're just [INAUDIBLE]. JOWE: Me and Christine are together, so it's different. CHRISTINE: No, we're not together. I'm not with any [INAUDIBLE]. Can you take a shot with me, please? Because these fools are acting crazy. YOUNG: Man, I didn't want to hear Jowe and Steve talk about who's going to have sex with the wedding planner. So I suggested we just play beer ***. I'm getting married, so [BLEEP] [INAUDIBLE]. JOE: Oh ***. Young money. JOWE: K-Town ***. JOE: K-Town b-***. YOUNG: I need the Joe [INAUDIBLE]. I need the Joe [INAUDIBLE]. -You need the [INAUDIBLE]? JOWE: The bandanna gives you extra [INAUDIBLE]. JOE: Let me make it official for you. CHRISTINE: [INAUDIBLE]. STEVE: Joe [INAUDIBLE] never passes the bandanna You're officially [INAUDIBLE]. JOE: [INAUDIBLE]. STEVE: Young, you've been knighted. YOUNG: Hi, I'm Joe [INAUDIBLE]. I'm from Seattle. 2 0 6. JOE: One-- JOWE: Hey, you tell me when to stop. YOUNG: Dude, there's no stopping this, man. I will drink until my wedding. STEVE: K-Town style. -One two, three, go. Go. -Oh my god. Oh my god. [SPITTING AND COUGHING] -Hey, that's K-Town style. -Dude, where did he go? Hey, you know, that was like half the-- [COUGHING] JOWE: Round two, [KOREAN] right here. YOUNG: [KOREAN], let's go. JOWE: [KOREAN]. Go, go. OK, [INAUDIBLE]. Dude, you got it all over my shirt. I can't do it anymore. STEVE: I'll [BLEEP] show them the real way to the beer ***. YOUNG: Are you ready? STEVE: [KOREAN] I'm ready. YOUNG: You got it. STEVE: Hit me. JOE: Got it. STEVE: Ow, you ***, that [BLEEP] hurt. JOE: Five, four, three, two, go. Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug-- oh, ***. YOUNG: Wow. JOE: Oh, Steve. Oh! YOUNG: I throw in the towel. JOWE: 58 ounces. YOUNG: Surrender, surrender, surrender. CHRISTINE: Now it's your turn. -Let's see how well you do with your royal ***. JOWE: No one has gone successfully. Let's go. STEVE: One, two, three, go. Why'd you do that? JOE: What the [BLEEP] was that? That *** is crazy. STEVE: He's like a sprinkler. JOE: It's like a wet t-shirt contest. STEVE: There's no contest. I could drink the whole thing if I wanted to. I had to leave the rest for the other guys. YOUNG: All right, I've got something to ask you guys. I can't even believe I'm even saying this, right. JOE: Young, come on. Don't take a shot by yourself. [INTERPOSING VOICES] JOE: I've never seen him drink a shot by himself. YOUNG: No, but, we were all at Audrey's magazine show. Is it bad if I felt like I regret-- not regret marrying-- but just regret of giving the thing I wanted to do. JOWE: It doesn't change a thing, the fact that you're married. She'll be supportive, whenever you do. She'll be there. That's your wife now. STEVE: The stage is where Young is. That's where he flourishes. For him to actually give up dancing, So Young must be something. YOUNG: It feels like you're sacrificing one, and [INAUDIBLE]. STEVE: But, Jowe said it. CHRISTINE: It might take a lifetime to find somebody that you actually really love. Are you kidding me? YOUNG: I love her so much. I love her. CHRISTINE: All of us are still looking for somebody that we really love. And for you to actually find somebody like that, is a blessing. JOE: You've got us to back you up. JOWE: Young, you didn't give up anything. YOUNG: If I was a star right now, that would be easier. But I have to take care of her, and make sure there's food on the table. At the same time, you live once. You only have one dream. Why not go for it? -Next week on K-Town. STEVE: It's Young's bachelor party. [MUSIC PLAYING] YOUNG: Oh wow, wow. -What? YOUNG: Everyone is having fun. And then, surprisingly, everything falls into ***. STEVE: [BLEEP] He's always [BLEEP] up. SCARLET: ***. [MUSIC PLAYING]