La Pizza Di Satana

SATAN'S PIZZA Hello? >Good evening, Dario. Who are you? Who's talking? >Are you hungry, aren't you? But it isn't a simple hunger... But... Who are you? >Your hunger is bored, >tired of the same tastes, the same feelings... >You are sick to eat for survive... >you would like eat a poem, feed yourself with melody, >and digest an artwork! >Go on page 666 of your phone book, >you will find what you are looking for. Go *** yourself! "The pizza made by Satan himself! Do you like sinful tastes? Call now" born in *** it's mozzarella 'n' dust; born in sin, eat and dirty up to your chin! >Yes? Hello, am I speaking with "lucifer's "? >Yes. I'd like to ord- >Please, tell me your adress. Ah, yes... Uhm... >Is coming! Mr. Dario? Yes... Who are you? Here's your pizza. It's €6.66. Do you wish to pay with soul or cash? Excuse me? I mean. Credit card or cash? Ah... With cash... Holy ***, you're fast! As well as fast is the sparkle of madness, that resides in the eyes of the man who turn on a chainsaw in the middle of an urban centre... What? I mean. Yes, we're are the fastest of the area. Oh yes it's- It must be hot as hell! Goodmorning, Dario. The ***!? Who the *** are you!? C'mon... Don't you get it? What the hell have I eaten... I have hallucinations... No. Not hallucinations. I'm real. What the? ... No... I can't believe this... You'd be the devil. So many names... And what you want from me? It's you the one who called me; you've eaten my pizza. Your... Pizza?! Yep. It's a new idea of mine. Hungry people calls me, I give them the pizza... they eat it And part of their soul became mine... Like yours. That's sick! Go away from me! I think you didn't understand. Part of your soul is mine. And now I want the rest of it. ... Are you a ***!? Are you, perhaps, kidding with... SATAN? No, but I'm sure not giving my *** at the first demon I me- You cannot run away from the Angel of Darkness. I will be the pain of your days... And you will be... mine! You... Are a fa... Ggot! What a drag! So, will you give me your soul? ... No... So, will you give me your soul? No. So, will you give me your soul? No! So, will you give me your soul? NO!! ... I got the keys... So... What... The HELL!? I watched you while you were sleeping, Dario. Quoting a... Pretty *** movie but, who cares. I just want to warn you, I'll torment you 'till you give me your soul. My God... What a pain in the ***... Dario, smoking is unhealthy! How annoying... *singing Hell's Bells* Oh, thanks! Hey... You know... Evening! Can I? Evening. Dario! Ho're ya? I just want to tell you... Some things I've written... For example: do you know, Dracula's dog is a blood hound! Or maybe... Why a chicken cross the road? to get the other side! Soldiers! What are you doing with that glue?? We attack the enemy, sergeant! "Pete, did you stole the jam?" "No!" And instead he did it. It's so funny! Knock Knock! Who's there? Fax ! Fax who? Fax you very much! Uhm, I better go home. Pity, she was pretty ... So, Dario... How goes with... Satan? Look, don't ask me... He's an assho- Oh, really? Where did you...!? Calm down, she's ok. At least... I think. What's goin on here? Oh, hi Gnutty! Oh, hi Satan. Ya know, I'm losing my patience... It's time for you to give me the soul... Don't you think? No! You pissed me off! I told you 'NO'. Did you tried to... Dario? Where are you? So, this soul?? ... Well. Ok, but... Can you take a look at my car? Cause... See there? It... It make an annoying sound... Take a look, please, it makes me crazy... Beause... Because *** you! You must know that... Oh! You don't understood who I am, I guess. Father Astaroth? Good evening. Mr. Dario? Yes... Please come in. Come in father, come in... Come in please... He's overthere. Here you go... Go out. ...Go out NOW. In nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti Ego I'm going to kick your ***! After fifteen endless minutes... What? How you think is made an exorcism? I'm sorry. However... It's 100€. There must be a way to make him disappear! wheat flour grown and blessed by the monks of the sanctuary of St. Soandso. Suitable for anti-Demon cakes! >Daaaaaarioooo... So, Dario- What are you doing? Do you see it? THIS, is an holy cake! NO!!! Got it? It's HOLY! I made it, ***! Dario! Me and my angel brothers we're impressed by your acts. You used the holy cacke of us for beat Lucifer, and this gives you honour... Ehm... Thank you... But, why am I seeing a similarity...? Once a time, who is now known ad the Devil was an angel like us... However. Me and the others, have decided that you deserve a reward for what have you done. Then, as long as you have life, I'll be here to watch and protect you. Ehm... Ok. Good! Good! since we will spend a LOT of time together... We have to find something to do! What we will do? What we will do? What we will do? ... I'm bored. What we will do? What we will do? What we will do? ...