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It was just a normal
day in Eureka:
Day's not over yet.
Yeah, like that
was gonna last.
Hello, 1947.
Confused?
Let me clarify.
The five of us got
transported back in time
Through some wormhole thingy
thanks to the bridge device.
We eventually found
our way back home,
But surprisehome wasn't
exactly the way we left it.
Henry: Married.
Zane and Jo:
Never dated.
But Jo's in charge
of G.
D.
security.
Kevin: Different,
much to Allison's surprise.
And Fargo:
The head of Global Dynamics,
Much to everyone's surprise.
Oh, and Dr.
Old Spice
Hitched a ride back
with us to the present.
But there was
one crappy rule
We can't tell anyone.
If people ever found out
about our trip,
We'd be in trouble.
And I finally
kissed Allison,
But of course
Dr.
Charles Grant
Had to get in the way.
I promise you we will get you
Back where you belong
lickety-split.
Until then, Dr.
Blake,
Would you care
for some cotton candy?
No, no, no!
Oh, and let's not forget
The bridge device.
We cannot rebuild the bridge
back to your time.
And even if we could, it would
be potentially catastrophic.
That's never good.
But that's Eureka for you.
Same town, big changes.
And what's surprising
is that she hogs the tv.
Lupo can watch three
reality shows simultaneously.
Last night she had S.
A.
R.
A.
H.
voting for the guy
With the eye patch
all night long.
Oh, eye patches are sexy.
- Missing the point.
- So are you.
I think you like
the company.
No, I don'tmaybe.
Don't tell Jo.
Your secret's
safe with me.
Thank you.
So did I tell you
That Jenna
is stacking blocks?
No!
Look, I know that
gross motor development
Outpaces fine motor
at this age,
But I'm pretty sure
that she's gifted.
Clearly.
A decaf for you
And a double espresso
for Charles.
Tell him I said hi.
Thank you.
Coffee for him.
For "Dr.
Nice gams.
"
Stop it.
He's quitting smoking.
I thought this
would take the edge off.
And I get to test G.
D.
's
latest nicotine therapy.
Oh, does that involve
immense pain and suffering?
'cause'cause
Could you be nice?
He's not so bad
once you get to know him.
And I do have nice gams.
Oh, like I don't know that.
You
You do.
Hey, Jack.
What's wrong?
I kissed Allison.
What? When?
before we came back.
It justand now
Old Spice is here
With his stupid hats
And his
"oh, smoking's so cool,"
And it's just gotten
a bit, complicated.
So how's Grace?
She's coming back from
the conference today.
Just wish I could, you know,
tell her the truth.
Yeah, I know, but we can't
with the protocols and
I know, I know.
I mean, but she then
gets stuck holding on
To a past with me
that no longer exists.
Meanwhile, I'm beginning
to feel like
There's no future
without her.
Hey, what are you doing?
Where you going?
Just doing a little thing
called "my job".
Oh, well, she's near,
So, gotta look our best.
Dah! Dah!
Never do that.
Sorry, just want everyone
to be perfect for our VIP.
Vip?
[cell phone beeping]
All right, listen, I gotta
Thanks.
Here.
Breakfast croissants
and muffins to go, Fargo.
Savory and sweet.
Ah, just like our VIP.
Fargo, this isn't
The Bachelor, you know?
Yeah, says you.
Muffins, sweet.
Oh, cut me some slack.
[horn honking]
She's here.
'sup, ***?
Claudia Donovan,
she's from Warehouse 13.
- So
- This isn't gonna end well.
Oh, wow, snacks!
Yeah, this is how
we greet everybody.
Come on, meet the troops.
- On the end is Jo
- Jo, right?
Yeah, Doug said you
were a major babe
Who kicks major ***.
Did he?
Donovan?
Donovan.
Coincidence?
There's no such thing,
sweetheart.
Jo, can you escort Zane
back to his hole?
Oh, whatever.
And you must be
the infamous sheriff Carter.
How'd you know?
Something sheriffy
about you.
So, director Doug,
where's my goo?
Oh, I upgraded
the Warehouse computers
To class seven standards,
And I figured I could
enhance their goo too.
Just so you know,
that doesn't sound right.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
It's neutralizing insulation
To protect the artifacts
during transport.
I whipped up a sample batch
Using alkalizing agents.
That's very nice of you.
Nice to meet you.
And welcome.
Yeah, we really can't wait
to try it out.
And thank you
for the welcome wagon.
Geez.
I've got
our whole day planned.
First off,
a tour of Global Dynamics
Whilthey pack up
your truck.
And I got larry
to cut together an imax film
On the history of G.
D.
Sweet.
Got any flying cars?
Yeah.
Charles?
[rose royce's car wash plays]
Charles, cigarette smoke
And asthma
just don't mix.
It's okay,
I don't have asthma.
Charles.
I do.
I had no idea.
It's okay.
I'm so sorry.
Old habits die hard.
You got that covered?
Yeah, this is the last one.
The core is almost ready.
Be careful with that.
You know, that's the last
transistor from '47.
Yeah.
* working at
the car wash baby *
Yeah.
Catching up
with musical trends, are we?
Oh, yeah, I'm really
digging the '70s.
'70s musical scene
is off the hook,
You know what I'm saying?
[chuckles]
who'da thunk it?
Well, I'm full
of surprises.
Apparently.
[chuckles]
All right.
Are we ready
for an engine test?
Yeah.
Excited?
A little nervous.
I know I can't use
the bridge to go back,
But there's something poetic
about using a relic
From the past
to explore the future.
Understanding
the nature of wormholes
Is gonna lead to new forms
of space travel.
This ia first step.
Uh-huh.
Here's to innovation.
Ready?
Here we go.
One, two, three.
Ha! Yes!
Well, it's only an engine
test, but it's a start.
Hey.
Sounds like a party.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi.
I missed you.
I missed you too.
Welcome back, Dr.
Monroe.
Why don't I give you two
a moment?
Well, actually
thanks, Charles.
And shut the door.
So let's try this again.
Hi.
Hi.
Oh, God!
It has been far too long
since we danced together.
I forgot how good you are.
You're pretty good yourself.
So, did you miss me?
Quite a lot actually.
Do you wanna
show me how much?
Um
So howhow
How was the conference?
That's it?
Henry, Henry.
Not to be indelicate,
But it's been weeks.
And in case
you haven't noticed,
I am quite the catch.
I've noticed, and it's just
that I'm in the middle of this
[sighs]
I've got this thing.
Tease.
No, I mean, with Charles.
No, I don't mean with Charles.
I mean I'm in the middle
of this thing,
And we're gonna be done soon.
And then maybe you and I,
you know.
Soon.
[stammers]
Welcome home.
[lively piano music]
Nice office.
Don't make me call M.
A.
R.
T.
H.
A.
To put that thing out.
It's my last one.
Have a heart.
Well, finish up.
It's quitting time.
It's such a sensual ritual.
Wispy curl of the smoke.
The rich scent
of virginia tobacco.
Oh, emphysema,
heart disease, cancer.
You doctor types
really got a way
Of sucking the fun outta life,
you know that?
Well, these things will suck
the life out of you
If you don't quit.
You gotta start thinking
about your future.
You're right.
And from where I'm sitting,
It's looking
pretty inviting.
So up next we'll take
a peek at the robotics lab.
You can meet deputy andy.
He just got his face
re-skinned.
He's got a whole new look.
You built a real terminator?
Nice!
Claudia, they're loading
your truck now.
Thanks, Jo,
But no need to rush
our guest.
Are you enjoying the tour?
Yeah, the nano-tech lab
was impressive.
The underground biosphere
was off the chart.
I don't know,
this is Eureka, right?
I was kinda hoping to see
something insanely weird.
Consider yourself lucky.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go!
All the way off.
Yeah, you guys, go.
You gotta go.
Back to your labs.
[rumbling, crashing]
Now that's more like it.
[beeping]
I planned everything
so perfectly.
Yeah, because that usually
works out for you.
So what's up
with Sherwood forest?
They are
sequoia sempervirens,
Redwoods indigenous to Eureka.
They're inside
and fused to the building.
Well, not exactly.
I mean, if you look
at the damage,
You'll see that
they actually displaced
The floor and the ceiling.
I've never seen anything
like it.
One day of getting to look
like I know what I'm doing.
Was that too much to ask for?
Evidently.
This is so cool.
Uno, you reinforced G.
D.
with tungsten.
That's, like, one of
the strongest metals ever.
Dos, the trees punched
right through it.
I mean, how crazy is that?
Should she be seeing this?
She signed
a non-disclosure statement.
Yeah, you can trust me.
I was a campfire girl.
Please tell me
you kept the uniform.
For posterity.
You know, memories.
Anyhoo, I went ahead
and scanned the trees
For transient radiation,
you know, just for kicks.
If you guys want, I mean,
I can stick around,
Help analyze the results.
I love that idea.
I mean, that would be
really helpful, right?
Well, as a matter of fact,
I was gonna suggest
The same thing,
so shall we?
Apres vous.
She's awesome, isn't she?
Little shy though.
Needs to
come out of her shell.
Relax, it'll be over
in a second.
Ow.
What is this torture device?
Automated transdermal patch.
It injects a steady stream
of nanobots.
They'll purge the nicotine
from your bloodstream.
That's amazing.
So I can carry on smoking,
And they'll scrub me clean.
I like the sound
of this plan.
[electrical zap]
Oh!
Mother
Did I mention
that the patch
Has a negative reinforcement
response?
No.
No, you left that part out.
I'm sorry.
Well, you can
make it up to me,
Say over drinks?
Seems like you're trading
one vice for another.
Oh, trust me, I've got
an endless supply of vices
For you to cure, Dr.
Blake.
Well, I'll think about it.
You're all set.
Well
At least the trees
are healthy.
If can call being uprooted
From your stable environment
healthy.
Well, maybe
we should give them
Some nitrogen and potassium
to ease the shock
Of the transplant.
I wasn't talking
about the trees.
We have a problem, Henry.
I know.
Okay, well,
if you talk to me,
Then maybe I could help.
All right.
I
Henry!
Claudia found something.
Just did a little research,
Learned a ton about
the local flora.
Specifically ring patterns.
Dendrology, Jack.
I mean, who woulda known?
Tree rings?
It's third grade.
I do know things, you know?
Like how when there's
a fire or a drought,
Trees don't grow as fast.
And they produce
a narrow band.
Right, so check this out.
The mount st.
Helens
eruption, 1980,
Covered this whole region
in ash.
That should have produced
a black ring.
Hmm.
But it's not there.
And none of the trees
inside have it.
So I'm thinking
we compare these scans
With the trees outside,
see what that tells us.
Okay.
I'll go with you.
Oh, it's Artie.
I'll tell him
we're on a case.
Hey, Artie.
Okay, okay, okay.
Calm down
Okay, Jack,
I can't stand it anymore.
What's going on?
With?
Henry.
Can you be more specific?
He won't talk to me.
He's avoiding
being alone together.
And it's been weeks
since we've
Gotcha, gotcha.
I think that he's got
a lot on his mind.
Okay, I know you're
his best friend,
But you're my friend too,
right?
Of course I am.
Isis there someone else?
What? No!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, that's the last thing
you have to worry about.
Okay, well, then
I don't know what changed.
I mean, we used
to be partners and
I just want
my husband back.
Yeah.
One banana blueberry soy
wheatgrass whey protein smoothie
To go.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
That lunch?
Yeah, it's the perfect meal.
Chlorophyll, amino acids,
minerals and enzymes.
Look like you could use one.
Like a hole in the head.
Call me old-fashioned,
but I prefer to eat my food,
Not drink it.
Hey, vinny,
can I get a steak,
Potatoes, eggs, butter,
Two fingers of scotch?
A man's order
if ever there was one.
Cholesterol,
starch, salt, and liquor.
You'll be dead before dessert.
Dessert.
Coconut cream pie.
Done and done.
No wonder the life expectancy
of men your age
Was 20 years shorter.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're telling me
Everything that makes life
worth living
Is gonna kill you.
Pretty much.
I can't take this.
I need a smoke.
You can't light up in here.
[electrical shock]
It's worth the pain.
Second-hand smoke
is terrible
Jo?
Jo?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
She said something
about second-hand smoke,
And then she doubled over.
All right, let's see
what we have here.
Listen, I still think
it's got something to do
With that swill
she was drinking.
They call it a smoothie.
I don't think
it was a smoothie.
[electrical humming]
Look.
Is that a bullet?
Yes, it's a bullet.
Prep her for surgery.
Wait a minute,
Jo's been shot?
Hey.
How's she doing?
She'll be home with you soon
watching reality tv.
In that case,
maybe you wanna keep her
For a couple more days,
do some tests?
[chuckles]
you know, she was
She was really lucky.
The bullet was huge
And only centimeters
from her heart.
Here, look.
This is the bullet
that was found inside of Jo,
Complete with casing.
It wasn't even fired.
Can't even get shot
in a normal way around here.
I have no idea
where it came from.
Oh.
So like the trees
in the rotunda?
Yeah, who knows
what other disaster
Is waiting to just appear?
[cell phone rings]
Sorry.
What?
Claudia got the test results.
Tell Jo I'll be back.
Okay.
Henry tested the trees
outside of G.
D.
They all show the same
mount st.
Helens ring pattern.
So random redwoods
and unfired bullets.
In my world,
this reeks of artifact.
Everything in Eureka
can be explained with science,
Whether that's anger rays
or red elves.
Now you're speaking
my lingo.
All right, what about
teleportation?
Teleportation research
Has been banned
since the stockholm treaty.
Well, sort of technically.
Technically?
Dr.
Lisa Wheeler,
particle physics.
She's the head of our
Quantum particle entanglement
research program.
Fancy way of saying
"teleportation".
Thank you.
Her performance review is
scheduled for later this month.
[whistles] wow.
Degrees from yale and columbia
by age 23.
This chick is sick.
Well, if she's up for review,
maybe she pushed too hard.
The plot thickens.
So where's the perp?
What are you do
I heard what happened.
And for the record,
it wasn't me.
Okay.
Yeah, and the sky cruiser
is almost done,
So you can stop walking
by my lab like ten times a day.
It's so passive-aggressive.
Anyway, thought you could
use something to pass the time.
Thanks.
Yeah.
And I'm passive-aggressive.
Hey.
Hey.
Brought you a souvenir.
Whoa.
That's a.
50 caliber
browning aviation tracer.
Yeah, I had to check
the military database
To find that out.
They use them
in fighter planes.
Yeah, collectors
would go nuts for this.
Why?
They still make them.
Yeah, but they stopped
painting the tip
In the 1950s.
How did this end up
in my chest?
That's her.
Oh, sweet.
Want me to get
my electrocuffs?
I can be a great bad cop.
We don't really do
good cop/bad cop.
Oh, you play it straight.
That's classy.
Dr.
Wheeler.
Yes, sheriff?
Hi, I wanted to talk to you
about the trees
That appeared in G.
D.
I had nothing
to do with that.
Oh, paranoid and an expert
on teleportation.
Suspicious.
Why don't you get a muffin?
Sorry.
Continue.
And it's not teleportation.
It's quantum particle
entanglement.
Well, making things move
by zapping.
Same thing.
Listen, I'd be ecstatic
if I'd done any of that
To those trees,
but all my test trials failed.
I can't even teleport
this croissant.
If I had a nickel.
Everybody out!
Go, go, go!
Go.
Out, out.
Out, out, out!
Everybody, go, go.
Go, go, go!
Go.
Everybody, go!
Is this an earthquake?
We should be so lucky.
Okay.
Well, that's a new one.
That is fully awesome!
I've seen this plane before.
This isn't the result
Of quantum particle
entanglement.
The plane would have fused
with the matter in the building.
This displaced it.
Yeah, there's a lot
of that going around.
What's causing it?
It looks to me
like someone's
Fooling around
with wormholes,
So this better not show up
In my performance review.
This is, like,
Warehouse-issue vintage.
Wonder when this was built.
I'm guessing the 1940s.
Seal this off.
No one gets in, okay?
I have the microfracture
results from the plane.
It's almost new.
But P-38S haven't
been manufactured
Since World War II.
Dr.
Wheeler mentioned
wormholes.
Which means it's possible
these things
Are moving through time
and space.
We could be talking
about time travel.
If that's true,
We're gonna need
to do some more research.
You wanna go hit the field?
And as a matter of fact,
we really could use your help.
I didn't have enough time
to do a thorough search
On the surges.
No stone left unturned.
Field work,
I'm your girl.
Our VIP should have
an escort.
You know, the buddy system,
just to be safe.
That's sweet, Doug.
You drive.
And don't worry
about the rain.
Thanks.
It'll pass.
Any unusual
radiation signatures?
Nothing yet.
So how's the computer upgrade
working at the Warehouse?
Not too shabby.
It's only crashed twice.
I'm kidding.
You've made my life
way easier, Fargo-nator.
Can I use that?
Knock yourself out.
So how's Todd?
I wouldn't know.
We broke up.
Really?
That's unfortunate.
[beeping]
Got something.
Check it out.
Come on.
Claudia's a smart kid.
Yeah, too smart.
This stuff's coming through
from 1947.
Yeah, well, my scanner
picked up an unusual surge
Of exotic particles.
Exotic sounds bad.
Well, they travel faster
than the speed of light,
As in breaking
the time barrier.
Wait, I thought
the einstein bridge was d.
O.
A.
It is, but Charles and I
reconstructed the core
To see if it would work
for other applications.
Did you need a new toaster?
Why'd you do that?
Not for time travel,
But to research wormholes.
And we only activated it
for a couple of seconds,
Barely got a spark
out of the core.
Okay, okay.
Could the wormhole
have been reopened by it?
If it was unstable,
Maybe it's possible.
And what if
we can't stop it?
collapse into each other.
The past and the present
as we know it
Cease to exist.
All of this
Gone.
Great.
You guys had to mess with it.
You had to turn it on.
We weren't messing
with anything.
We were experimenting.
That's what scientists do,
you know, they experiment.
Yeah, well, next time
could you experiment
With something less
potentially world-ending?
It doesn't have
that kind of power.
Look, it's not even
turned on.
[coughing]
Are you all right?
I thought
that quitting smoking
Was meant to make you
feel better.
I've never felt worse
in my life.
Do you know
how you're gonna feel
When you get squashed by
two colliding timelines?
What's causing this?
Well, I think it could be
A quantum chromo
dynamic confinement anomaly.
You're just stringing
words together!
What he means is
If certain exotic particles
were separated
And then pulled through
a wormhole,
They would still have
a massive attraction
To each other,
like a giant magnet
Literally tearing things apart
on a quantum level.
Well, the magnet
was strong enough
To pull a plane
into Cafe Diem.
Wait, Cafe Diem is built
Next to where the airfield
was back in '47.
The objects are tied
to location.
But drawn by the magnet.
All right, well,
we need to see a map
Of Eureka circa 1947.
Lucky I know
the town historian.
After you.
Sorry about Todd.
Whatever.
Obviously not
the right guy for me.
I swear I just saw
a radiation surge right here.
Well, another one
will come along.
I mean,
radiation surges.
We got a live one.
You feel that?
Something's coming.
Damn.
Nada.
[clears throat]
[clears throat]
"camp Eureka.
"authorized personnel only.
No trespassing.
"
What, that's it?
I came to Eureka and all
I got's this stupid fence?
"protected by minefield.
"
As in land mines?
Claudia, wait!
[metallic click]
Uh-oh.
The red dots
are our anomalies.
See, Cafe Diem,
Right next to where
the airfield used to be.
P-38 fighters, ammunition.
The unfired bullet in Jo.
And drums of diesel fuel
were reported there.
[coughing]
Yeah, former site
of the motor pool.
And there's G.
D.
Used to be built
on a forest.
There's your trees.
If camp Eureka is
somehow crossing over to 2010,
Airplanes and bullets
are the least of our worries.
[coughing]
Collapsing timelines
aren't pretty.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I just
I need some air.
Something's not right.
Maybe my nicotine nanobots
are malfunctioning.
You said
this attraction thing
Could pull things apart
on a quantum level.
What would it do
to a person?
Well, it would do
the same thing.
It would tear them apart
from the inside out
One molecule at a time.
I think I know
what's going on.
Guess we found our magnet.
Don't move!
Oh, no!
Foot cramp.
You need more potassium
in your diet.
I have a low arch,
And the cramp usually goes away
when I wiggle my big toe.
No wiggle.
Minefield!
Sorry.
Didn't realize you were
the minefield police.
Not that I'm complaining,
but why hasn't it gone boom?
Whoever designed it
used a double-tap fuse.
If you lift your leg,
The detonator will be cut
from the circuit
That activates the fuse.
Then boom.
Okay, calling 911.
No, no, no!
No cell phones.
A 40 megahertz signal could
excite the lead azide
In the old-style detonator
and then
Boom!
Claudia smoothie.
Okay, what do we do now?
Come on,
you're the head of G.
D.
You work at Warehouse 13.
I do inventory,
not bomb disposal.
What do you think
my job is,
The Hurt Locker?
Wait a sec.
Your scanner,
that's encased
In an aluminum alloy, right?
Yeah, this and the printed
circuit board from your P.
D.
A.
And we can make
a null pulse inducer
To delay the trigger signal
in the land mine.
Geek talk, so hot.
We're getting more reports.
We've got a quonset hut
at lake archimedes
And a munitions bunker
in tesla high school gym.
He's getting worse.
The exotic particles
are spreading like cancer.
It's probably been happening
since he got here.
Testing the core
just pulled a thread,
And it unraveled everything.
How do we stop it
from unraveling?
We need to figure out a way
To purge the exotic particles
from his body
Before it kills him.
[coughing]
Uh
Correct me if I'm wrong,
but even if I die
My body
remains attractive, no?
Yes, and unless
we find a cure,
You'll keep pulling objects
from 1947.
We need to neutralize you
against those objects
So they'll snap back
to where they belong.
Wait a minute,
Can't we just dip him
in Fargo's goo?
I'd rather die.
Okay, but it is
supposed to neutralize
Unstable objects.
Dipping wouldn't do it.
We'd have to transfuse
his entire body.
We could break the subatomic
bonds in his cells.
Theoretically,
the exotic particles
Would then travel back
to their proper time.
Except for Charles.
You would stay here for good.
Well, no plan's perfect.
Tell me that's not
what I think it is.
That's one of our first
Intercontinental
nuclear missiles.
Thanks for the tip.
Another surge
could detonate it.
We can't wait any longer.
I'm ready.
Almost done.
Let's hope
the null pulse inducer
Delays the signals
in the trigger.
How long are we
gonna have?
If we're lucky,
Maybe three seconds.
That's lucky?
Claudia,
you can do this.
You're cute when you get
all heroic.
Okay, I'm gonna
count to three.
How come you get to count?
I'm the one
standing on a mine.
Yeah, well, I'm gonna be
pulling you towards me,
And I have
the gravitational advantage.
So one
one, two, three.
[both groan]
Well, that was easy.
[chuckles]
Gee, thanks.
[metallic click]
Uh-oh.
This is awkward.
I've infused the I.
V.
Solution
with Fargo's goo.
See, not so bad.
You hang in there, okay?
The solution should start
to neutralize
The exotic particles
any second now.
Hey.
What do you think
you're doing?
My job.
Well, I'd tell you not to,
But I think I know you
better than that by now.
More objects
keep coming through,
And we detected
an explosion right here.
Hold on.
That's where we sent
Fargo and Claudia.
That used to be
a minefield.
Youof course.
Well, do you have a mine
sweeper in the weapon rack?
No, no, no, we have
an infrasonic defuser.
It's right next
to the plasma detonator.
Carter, do not get them
confused.
Right.
[machine beeping]
The exotic particles
are multiplying.
The infusion isn't working.
We have to raise the levels.
No, it might kill him.
If we stop the infusion,
The time collapse
will continue.
We have to take the risk.
I'm increasing the volume.
Looks like I picked
the wrong day to quit smoking.
The anomalies
are tied to him,
And both are getting worse!
We're running out
of time and options.
Henry, wait a minute!
The transdermal patch.
The nanobots
are programmed to remove
The nicotine
from his blood cells.
It's a long shot,
but maybe we can reprogram
The nanobots to purge
the exotic particles instead.
Well, let's hurry.
Long shot's all we have.
Charles!
This really isn't how
I pictured things going.
Yeah.
Kind of imagined a swanky
hotel at Comic-Con.
What?
No, I meant dying.
Oh.
You know, even if we keep
still until someone finds us,
If there's another
temporal disturbance,
It might set off
all the mines.
Guess up until now
Eureka was pretty cool.
Well, if I have to go,
I guess this isn't so bad.
At least they'll say
we went out with a ***.
[chuckles]
Fargo?
Oh, great timing, sheriff.
Don't move!
Both: Too late.
Doug kinda put
his head on a mine.
After I saved her
from standing on one.
Don't move.
[beeping]
Hey, sheriff, be careful.
Thanks.
[grunting]
Whoa!
[groans]
Kids having fun?
The most.
How you liking
that field work?
What's it look like?
Looks hard.
[clears throat]
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Pay attention.
This is an infrasonic defuser.
That or a plasma detonator.
Pretty sure
I got the right one.
Pretty sure?
I read the instructions.
Twice.
I need to put this
on the mine
Where your head is.
But my head
is where my head is.
This will help
keep it that way.
That is still
not comforting.
On my mark,
roll to your right.
His right or my right.
His.
Ready?
One
Two
Three!
How you like Eureka now?
[chuckles]
You're welcome.
I've rewritten the code
for the nanobots.
But will they remove
the exotic particles
Without causing any
subatomic toxicity?
Well, that's
the hypothesis, yes.
Well, that's not
good enough.
We don't have time
to play it safe.
Here we go.
The nanobots are locking on
to the exotic particles.
His vital organs are
approaching critical failure,
And the wormhole
is about to collapse.
His system
can't take much more.
We have to stop!
Don't you dare!
It's working.
So I guess I picked
the right day
To quit smoking after all.
Did we save the world
in time for drinks?
You never give up,
do you?
No, I don't.
Hey.
Hey.
Whatcha doin'?
Changing a belt.
[groaning]
I can give you a hand
if you like.
No, I got it.
All right, here, here,
here, here, here.
Come on, come on, come on.
I'm sorry I hurt you.
Whatever it is,
Whatever you're going through,
I can't help you
if you won't let me in.
But I'll be here
when you're ready.
Hand me the wrench.
All right,
that should do it.
I think you should
take her for a ride.
I will.
But there's something
I'd rather do first.
Come on!
[jazz music plays]
No, I said go home
and rest.
No heavy lifting,
I promise.
I'm just,
Just dotting the I's,
crossing the t's,
Making this transfer
official.
Are you sure that
sending the bridge away
Was the right decision?
Definitely.
What's this?
That's a souvenir
For old-time's sake.
You must miss home.
I'll always have memories
of those people.
But this is my home now.
It's not a bad place
to settle down.
You know,
it's growing on me.
Listen, doctor,
You
You saved my life.
That's not a debt
a man can easily repay.
At least
let me buy you a drink.
[chuckles]
Vincent makes
a spectacular sidecar.
One drink.
One?
What, are we gonna share?
Fine, say I pick you up
at about 8:00?
I'll meet you at 8:00.
Cervezas?
Gracias.
You're okay?
Yeah, Allison's having
drinks with Grant,
So I'm a little
He's charming
And suave.
Oh, and he's got
great hair.
Thanks for making me
feel better, Jo.
That's awesome.
But he isn't you.
You know, there's
someing about that guy
I just don't like.
I don't trust him.
Well, then get off your ***
and do something about it.
Noted.
How about you and Zane?
I catch these glimpses
Of who he used to be.
And then they're gone.
Are we having girl talk?
No, we're having
guy talk.
Semi-finals are on.
Eye patch guy made it
to the next round.
You wanna watch?
See, I think he's pitchy.
I
It's good
to have you here.
[applause on television]
Oh, you shouldn't have.
No, trust me,
I should have.
But there's more.
I figured it was time
To moth ball
the einstein bridge for good,
And I was hoping maybe
you could take it off our hands.
Well, we store artifacts.
I mean, this thing doesn't
even work anymore.
Well, that could be
our little secret.
And plus,
you could tell Artie
You bagged
your first solo grab.
I like the way you think.
Plus if things don't
work out at the Warehouse,
We could always use someone
with your skills here.
I do have some pull
with the boss.
Thanks, Doug,
But I'm pretty attached
To the crew I have, so
So
See you around,
Fargo-nator.