Best Jokes about Estonians

Fellow Jaycees, as you know, we Estonians are dead-serious nation. For this purpose we have to present the characters of 20th and 21st century, that describe the best Estonian character. We have chosen some real scenes from Estonian life, which we will display to you, so that you would know what real Estonian character is like. Our Baltic friends know a bit about this, but most of the Nordic countries still have to explore the real Estonian dead-serious character. Do you know that Estonia is the richest country in the World? But you don´t know why. It´s because we´re so slow, that we can´t spend the money we earn. But we also know that the best joke in life is a joke on you, so we will show you the jokes on us tonight. And here, for example You can see Estonian sales-person. He is doing what? Aggressively waiting for the customer to call! The next scene is about the youth, the future of Estonia. The hot guys who are really up to partying at any time! It´s a good party! Should we do it again? And now what we will experience is Estonian family-scene. Father aggressive-salesman is going to the lakeside for a weekend with the two hot sons. In a normal body there´s 90% of fluid. But in Estonian body... especially while driving, is 90% of break-fluid. And even in traffic we have to consider our temper. For example Estonians really like the roundabouts. But due to our national character there is always an extra sign that stops us from doing it too much. Estonians are really practical we like to collect different items because the history has shown us that we never know when we might actually need this stuff. So when we see a dead bird on the road, what does Estonian do? Dead bird! We might need it! Estonians are really practical, even when building the houses. Maybe you have seen it in Estonia. But once a Lithuanian friend was visiting me and he asked me regarding my new house: "There is only one room?" "Why is there only one room?" I said: there is no point of building less! Fifteen minutes has past since the dog passed the road. Fox! 30 minutes has passed from the moment when the boy noticed a fox. It´s a dog! 60 minutes has passed since the last person talked out loud. Don´t fight! Hot Estonian boys... Now they have arrived to the lakeside where they will start fishing. Don´t run so fast, you might break something! And now they are fishing. A son and the father. I think it´s going to rain. But it doesn´t and 2 hours passed. Don´t talk too much, you scare my fish! Well, the fishing is ending here, so is our show. I hope that this was an insight to the Estonian character, which you have seen here also during the weekend and will see tonight. This is something which is done through the 20th and 21st century history, our characters are like this. But what about the dead bird?! And regarding the dead bird. They passed the same place one year later and they did put it back, saying that we didn´t need it. And now if you´re thinking how to thank us you can learn how to say thank you in Estonian way. But I have to warn you, it´s the most highly emotional way of saying "thank you" in Estonian. "Mh" ... "Mh" ...