Sesame Street: Outrageous Makeover - Home Addition

MR. JOHNSON: Ah, I love a quiet night at home reading. [MUSIC BLARING] GROVER: Surprise! Welcome to America's newest really real reality show! Really! Outrageous Makeover, Home Edition! MR. JOHNSON: You? What are you doing here? GROVER: I am here to give your home an outrageous makeover! MR. JOHNSON: I don't want an outrageous makeover. GROVER: Well, of course you do. I mean, just take a look at this non-outrageous door here. MR. JOHNSON: What's wrong with my door? GROVER: Well, nothing sir. It is just that it is one boring door. I mean, where is the outrageousness? You need an outrageous makeover! CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: OK, here we go. Let's get this table out of the way. CONSTRUCTION WORKER 2: Coming through! All right, sir. CONSTRUCTION WORKER 3: All right. Here we go. CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: Move it out! OK, watch your back! CONSTRUCTION WORKER 2: OK! CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: Coming through! CONSTRUCTION WORKER 2: Where's my level? I need a level. CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: OK, we're gonna rip right through this drywall. [CRASH] CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: Rip right through it! Gimme a saw! [CRASH] MR. JOHNSON: Hey, what are you doing there? What's going on? [SAWS] MR. JOHNSON: Look out! You're sullying up my *** rug! CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: Looking good! CONSTRUCTION WORKER 2: Looking really good! I like it! MR. JOHNSON: Aw, what did they do? GROVER: Well sir, they added a door. MR. JOHNSON: Yeah. GROVER: You see, there was one door. And we put in another door. MR. JOHNSON: Yeah, but-- GROVER: And now there are two doors. MR. JOHNSON: Yeah, but why? GROVER: Well sir, one door is for coming and the other is for going. Is that not outrageous? MR. JOHNSON: Yes, it is. It's really outrageous. GROVER: Well, I do not think it is outrageous enough. MR. JOHNSON: What? GROVER: We need a more outrageous makeover! MR. JOHNSON: Ohh. CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: Come on, let's get to work! CONSTRUCTION WORKER 2: Let's go! Let's go! CONSTRUCTION WORKER 3: I'll take this one over here! MR. JOHNSON: No. No, please. I don't want anything else. [CRASHING] MR. JOHNSON: I'm fine the way things are. You can all leave now. [CRASHING] GROVER: Oh, no no, sir. Not until you feast your eyes on this outrageous makeover! MR. JOHNSON: Oh, what now? [HAMMERING] CONSTRUCTION WORKER 2: That is looking good. I like it! CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: Oh yes, beautiful work! [INTERPOSING VOICES] GROVER: Good. Good, guys. MR. JOHNSON: Oh no. GROVER: Oh yes! You had two doors and we added one more door. So now there are one, two, three doors all together. Is that not outrageous? MR. JOHNSON: Yes! GROVER: Do you love it? MR. JOHNSON: No! GROVER: You know what? Neither do I. We need another outrageous makeover! MR. JOHNSON: Oh no. CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: Come on, let's go over there! [INTERPOSING VOICES] [CRASHES AND BANGS] MR. JOHNSON: Please go away. I just want to read War and Peace in peace. I don't want anymore outrageousness. GROVER: Oh come now, sir. There is always room for more outrageousness on Outrageous Makeover! Now check this out. MR. JOHNSON: Do I have to? GROVER: Of course! CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: That looks good. CONSTRUCTION WORKER 2: Oh yes, I love it. CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: Good job! [INTERPOSING VOICES] GROVER: Thank you, guys. You see, there were three doors and we added one more door-- may I say rather artistically? And now there are one, two, three, four doors! Is that not outrageous? MR. JOHNSON: Yes, it is. It's totally outrageous, and I'm outraged at your outrageousness! GROVER: I sense you are not happy. MR. JOHNSON: Well, that's because I'm not happy. I'm not happy at all! GROVER: But why is that, sir? MR. JOHNSON: Because I don't want four doors! I want you to get rid of the doors! Just lose the doors! GROVER: Well, that is not a problem, sir. We shall get rid of the doors. MR. JOHNSON: Really? GROVER: Of course. Absolutely. Hey Stevie, 86 the doors! [CRASH] [***] [CRASH] MR. JOHNSON: Thanks! I'm sorry I lost my temper there! GROVER: No problem, sir. Here at Outrageous Makeover Home Edition, we want you to be happy with your home. MR. JOHNSON: Well, I appreciate that. [INTERPOSING VOICES] CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: Good job, fellas! Good job! GROVER: There! MR. JOHNSON: Well, no. Where's my door? Now there's no door at all! GROVER: Yeah, it is gone. That is right. There were four doors and we subtracted four doors, and now there are zero doors. Is that not outrageous? MR. JOHNSON: Oh ugh. GROVER: If you're going to cry in gratitude, sir, do it to camera three. MR. JOHNSON: Get out! GROVER: Aah! MR. JOHNSON: Out! GROVER: Yes sir! MR. JOHNSON: Get out! GROVER: Of course, sir. We understand you wish to be alone to savor your outrageous-- MR. JOHNSON: Get out! Out! GROVER: Yes, whatever! Oh oh, sir? Little problem. MR. JOHNSON: What now? GROVER: I cannot go. There is no door. MR. JOHNSON: [SOBBING] GROVER: Yeah. Oh well, Stevie! Tell the crew we will be spending the night! MR. JOHNSON: [SOBBING] Oh, why me? GROVER: You have a hot tub? MR. JOHNSON: [SOBBING] GROVER: Are you getting the crying? I think there's value here.