The Adventures of Jake Bugg 2

Guy: Hello! Hello! Nice to meet you nice to meet you! Jake: Hello...Let go of my hand mate. Let go. Girl: Isn't he so dreamy? Girl: A little Blush here now Jake: I *** hate this. I'm eye *** the *** out of you right now. Um (mumbles) Where am I? You know unicorns and fairies and things I'm like this..high right now. So excuse me. So I went trout fishing last year. Picked up a couple seagulls my nostrils flared up in the air. Throughout the album I didn't really...really know where I was actually. I'm so lost right I don't even know what to do. And go ***. Those Those Those Those Those ***! Yeah! So many peasants. Where is my weed man? I've got this new song called Beth the ***. Blah blah blah I hate one direction. I am better than all of you. Yep. I'm a Cute little *** aren't I? Hey there girlie! Oh my god were making eye contact! Oh my god I want to corn dog him so bad tiffany! And then my bag of weed was right there. It was so great. Paps: Jake look over here! Eat the *** up man! I've got some weed dude! Jake: I'm a stud muffin and I know it, *** you all. Hit the *** before I play this song. Don't know why these lights are floating around me. Gotta check out that bicep. Yeah! The fumes keep going and going eventually bobby...oh *** oh sorry. I know you're really big into weed, Jake and I was wondering where I could get some. You probably would know right? right? Jake: That's confidential It's not (bleep) It�s not my fault that guy gave me A hot pocket and not some pizza hut! I got(bleep) taco bell in the first place! I don't know how it happened! But It's really weird and people- The smoke that just came out Of the ***, was just so high I didn't know what to do. So basically me and Cara did some weed after Burberrry. And everybody was like were going out! And I was like what are you talking about? I just went, to go do some weed. And then I found out she wasn't gonna give me- What? What? I was like you can't be my *** girlfriend! If you don't so weed I just. It doesn't make any sense. I don't know what the *** she's going on about right now. But she waving her hands around And...ep. Thinking about other things. Gotta love those fangirls. My album went number one back on itunes Girl: High five. Oh wow this girl actually wants to Give me a high five. Wow, That was lame