90210 S3E13 - English Transcript

1 Previously on 90210: Cousin Emily gets in today. (Squealing laughter) We are going to have the best time together, aren't we? I've loved you for a long time. Annie: I just slept with my boyfriend's brother. I'm going to break up with Charlie. Don't. What's going on? I finally have my brother back. If we got together, it would ruin that. My friendship with you was like the only thing that made me happy. I feel it, too. Adrianna: Victor betrayed me. It's all over the Internet that I stole Javier's notebook. My life is over. (Sighs, taps computer keys) (Door opens, footsteps) The paparazzi are back. I shooed them off the front lawn, but now they're just standing in the driveway. I can't believe this is happening, mom. I don't know what to do. I'm a national joke. I can't even leave my house. I think you should sell your story. What? The record label is trying to get back your entire advance. Plus, you still owe a fortune on that absurd house you rented. You might as well make some money while you can. I don't know. Well, it worked for Lindsay Lohan. Once she got out of jail, she got, like, $500,000 for her first interview. My publicist isn't even returning my calls. It's okay. A reporter from one of the tabloids called this morning. He wants to do an exclusive interview. Here's his phone number. Just think about it. Hey. Hey. Couldn't wait to come over here and do that. (Sighs) God, you're so beautiful. (Scoffs) No, stop. What? I can't do this anymore. Silver Look, this last week with you has been amazing. Honestly, you're all I think about anymore. But the moment you walk out that door, I am sick to my stomach with guilt. I'm not eating, I'm not sleeping. I can't live like this, Navid. This isn't me, and I'm not going to do this to Adrianna. It's okay. I told you, I'm going to break up with Adrianna today. She can handle it now. The worst is over. Then what? What do you mean? We just start dating? She'd never forgive either of us. I mean, it'd kill her. Okay, so, so we wait. We-we keep it to ourselves for a while. For how long? A week, a month? She's never going to be okay with this. At least we can stop now before we slept together. Silver, come on No, look, I've given this a lot of thought. I can't keep running around behind her back with you. It's too much for me. Hey, Charlie, I'm taking off. I'll see you tonight. Later. (Knocking) Hey. Hi. Charlie's in his room. Okay. Thanks. Well bye. Bye. Charlie. Hey. Hey. So I was thinking maybe today we could finally do that hike in Griffith park. Um, we-we need to talk. We do, huh? Um, I like you a lot, Charlie. I like you, too. But we have to stop seeing each other. I'm sorry. I thought things were good with us. Well, up until last week. It seemed like suddenly something changed. Did I do something? No, no, nothing. I'm I'm, I'm just really busy with school and my family and stuff, and I just don't think I have time for a relationship right now. Is there someone else? No, nothing like that at all. It's just me. Well, this sucks. Yeah, I know. I'm really sorry. Me, too. Well, I I guess I should go. $10,000? Man (On phone): That's it. But I'm giving you an exclusive. There's just not a lot of new information there. Naomi: So what is this flash of genius you had? Since winter break is almost done, and our Mr. Cannon nightmare is finally finished Thank God. Thank God. I thought we should all get away for the weekend. Bacara. I love it. We can stay at my usual suite my treat. Klaus gives the most amazing deep tissue massages ever. No. I was thinking we could go on a yoga retreat up in Ojai. Ooh. It's called the shining tree. It's run by this super famous guru. Guru Sona. It's basically like a spa in the woods. Plus, they have this thing called a sweat lodge. It's supposed to be this incredibly intense, cathartic, spiritual experience. You had me at spa. I'm in. I've always wanted to go to a yoga retreat. Awesome. I really need a break from my life. Adrianna: You won't believe this. The paparazzi just followed me here. One of them snuck into the beach club dressed up as a waiter and started snapping pictures. Wow. Oh, my God. Why won't they just leave me alone? This whole thing is so unfair. Sucks. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I got something that might take your mind off your problems. How would you feel about getting out of town with us for a couple days to an amazing, paparazzi-free yoga retreat? Oh, my God, I would love to. Perfect. It's settled. Girls' weekend. Yeah! Salud. Uh, you're not moving to Ojai, are you? I've never been to a yoga retreat. I didn't know what to bring. Oh, I'm pretty sure you won't need this. Thank you for inviting Emily. U made me. I know, but I still appreciate it when you do what I tell you. Oh. Well, I'm just hoping that some yoga and that meditation will chill her out, because she's really been getting on my nerves. Emily: I'm home! Really. We're in the kitchen. Oh, your hair looks nice. Thanks. I really love it. I just bought the cutest new yoga pants. I'm gonna go try them on. B-r-b. Oh Oh oh, my God! Don't overreact. Don't-don't overreact? She-she borrows my clothes and my perfume and my jewelry and my makeup, and last night I saw her using my deodorant, but this she's single white femaling me. Annie, you should be flattered. She looks up to you. Sh-she just wants to be like you. Dixon, will you please back me up on this. Uh, look, I-I don't know, it is a little weird, but it's just her hair. Oh, come on, guys. I have tried to give Emily the benefit of the doubt, okay? I have, but this is too much. Sh-she's weird and clingy and I just wish she would get her own life and stop trying to steal mine. Ojai, here we come! (Whooping) (Car horn honking) Whoo, yeah! Here we are, ladies. Who's ready to get their om on? Naomi: Um, you know it's not too late to book a room at bacara. Naomi, this is going to be fun. Embrace the experience. Annie: I like it. Reminds me of summer camp. What do you think, Emily? It's fine. Oh, my God! What? You okay? Ashton Kutcher is no longer following me on Twitter. (Sighs) Woman: Welcome to the shining tree. I am guru Sona. Namaste. All: Namaste. I hope that you will find your stay here both physically and spiritually rewarding. Like spring buds, you are here to blossom and bloom. Naomi (Laughs): Yep. And are those the private bungalows we were promised? Yes. One per guest. They are angled perfectly to wake you with the earliest morning sun. Fantastic. Now, if Warwick can collect your cell phones. (To chant of om): Phones. (To chant of om) Phones. Phones. Let go of the connection that binds you to your everyday reality. By which I mean, let go of your cell phone. Sure you can. It's fun off the grid. Guru Sona: The use of any electronic device is strictly prohibited. This is a place of reflection and disconnection from the outside world. Now, before you take your bags to your bungalows (Coughs): Tent. (Giggles) You can proceed to the registration cabin where our staff will help you plan your time here. I particularly recommend tomorrow night's sweat lodge. Not to be missed. Welcome And enjoy. Ah So exciting! Knock-knock. Hi. You excited for tomorrow? Are you kidding? A night at home, just the two of us? No sneaking around, no paranoia? Sounds wonderful. I don't know. Without all that stress and tension, what if it's just Not that exciting? Mm, I think we'll find a way to generate some excitement. Hmm. See you tomorrow night. Naomi: I just don't get it. It's supposed to put you into a meditative place. To get you to a State of inner peace. By walking around in circles. It's a labyrinth. And it's a metaphor for your journey through life. Did the guru slip you something? 'Cause you're talking nonsense. Ade, you understand, right? Did either of you see a computer in that cabin? I really need to check my web site for a second. Silver: I'm glad you guys are finding this to be such an enriching experience. Oh look! Nuts and berries for dinner. Give in to the experience. The only thing I want to give in to is a *** Martini and a sexy park ranger. Hey, are you coming to dinner? No, I'm not hungry. (Sighs) Okay. What's your problem? Nothing. It's not nothing. You've been moping around and you've barely said two words since we left Beverly hills. If you don't want to be here, then you didn't have to come. Oh, no, Emily I didn't mean that you shouldn't have come. I just mean that you don't seem to be having a very good time. I'm just finding it really hard to fit in. I'm not as cool as you. Look, I totally understand what you're going through. No, you don't. I really do. When I first moved to Beverly hills, I felt like such an outsider. You? Totally. I thought that everyone here was going to be shallow and superficial, and no one would be as genuine as my friends in Kansas. I-I didn't think that I had the right clothes or the right shoes Or the right hair. Thought everyone hated me. But then I lived here for a little while, and I realized that people here are just as nice and genuine as the people back home. They're just much richer and better dressed. Really? I swear. Just gotta give it some time. Okay. Okay. Now. Come on. I'm starving. (Laughs) Is this a bug? Oh, my God, they're feeding us bugs. It's a date. Yeah, well, it tastes like a bug, and I don't like bugs. I like Room service and Seaweed infusion, full-body massages Annie: Naomi, it's not that bad. Here. Try some grated beetroot. Ugh. You have to stay for the sweat lodge. It's supposed to be Really incredible. I do not sweat. I perspire lightly. Guru Sona: Before we begin our feast, I would like us all to close our eyes, w our heads, and offer a chant of gratitude. Loka ♪ samasta♪ sukhino ♪ bhavantu ♪ Why should I be grateful? I've lost everything I've spent my entire life working for. It's so unfair. You know, Ade, it really isn't that unfair. What? Naomi No, she's right. It's enough already. What do you mean? No one forced you to steal a dead guy's songs and pass them off as your own. What are you saying? She's saying that you did a really awful, unethical thing. You got caught, and now you're paying the price. I'm saying you had it coming. I can't believe this. Is that what you think, too, Annie? That I've had it coming? Uh, well I mean What you did was sort of twisted. So all of you guys think that I'm some horrible person? I thought I could count on you. I thought that my friends would be able to stand behind me through the worst time of my life. Oh, my God! I All we've done is support you. And believe me, it hasn't been easy. Okay, well, I'm sorry for being such a burden. Silver: What you should be sorry for is turning into such a vain, self-absorbed, *** that none of us can even stand to be around you. Preach it, sister. Guys, come on. You know what? I knew you guys couldn't handle my fame. I knew you guys were jealous. Naomi: Oh, yeah, really? Gosh, because all I ever wanted to do was someday get into a car accident with a big pop star, so I could steal his music and be just like you. I don't need to listen to this. That's it. Now, hug your knees around your ears. Naomi: What is the point of doing this if there's no guys around to watch? Instructor: Focus on your breathing. This is called Karnapidasana. I can't feel my feet. Emily: Or my hands. I-I don't think my body's supposed to bend like this. (Breathes deeply) Just breathe. Now slowly roll down, one vertebrae at a time. Make your way into a comfortable sitting position. Thank God. Namaste. Class: Namaste. Namaste. I trust that everyone is enjoying themselves? Absolutely. It's great. Where is Adrianna? Oh, probably trying to tweet with a rock and a twig. So are you all ready for the hike up the Mountain of fire? I can't wait. I miss Klaus. I will see you there. I'm going to get some water. Right behind you. Uh, you know, as delightful as walking up a Mountain of fire sounds, I think I'm just going to take a nap instead. Can you make sure you wake me up for the sweat lodge? Absolutely. Thanks. ♪ Seriously, dude, you should go pro. You're ridiculous. I'm just getting lucky, man. I'm embarrassing myself out here. All right. Here we go. What's going on, man? You look like your dog died. Annie broke up with me yesterday. Really. Yeah. Wow. I really liked her, you know? Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. Thanks. Do you know if she's seeing someone else? No. She said there was no one else, I just I don't know, I got this feeling that maybe there was. Anyway, now I got to figure out what to do about this semester in Paris. Paris? Yeah. I wasn't planning on going because things were going so good with Annie, but now that we're not together I thought maybe I'll go. Anyway, I got to figure it out quick, because the semester starts next week. Next week? (Snorts) That's not a lot of time. I know. Well, do whatever you want to do, you know, but For what it's worth, I kind of hope you stay. Kind of enjoying having my big brother around, you know? Me, too, man. Oh, yeah? You swear. Dixon, I promise I'd tell you if I thought your chest was getting too big. Yeah, but look, I just been working out really hard lately, and I'm worried that it's starting to look weird. I'll tell you what's weird, uh, this conversation is weird. I don't want to talk about your man-*** anymore. (Laughs) Look, you just got to start hitting the gym with me, man. Yeah, I rea I really don't. Navid I need your help. I can't find Adrianna. She's not answering her phone; I don't know where she is. Whoa, slow down. What's, what's the matter? What's going on? Adrianna transferred the rest of her money into my bank account, to keep it from being seized by the record company, but she forgot to sign one of the papers, so the bank is refusing to complete the transfer. She's got to sign these right away. It's okay, constance, I know where she is. She's up in Ojai. Ojai?! Oh, God, I can't drive to Ojai; I have to work. No problem. Uh I'll take it up to her. You will? Of course. Oh, thank you, Navid. Yeah. I'm sorry. Thank you. There goes your future mother-in-law. (Repressed chuckle) (Laughing) (Slow drumming) (Chanting): om, Shanti, Shanti ♪ Shanti, om ♪ This is super weird. What, the music? It's beautiful! Naomi: Not just the music. Everything. You're not just a little creeped out that we're spending our vacation handling dead animal skins? It's native American tradition. But, yeah. It's really starting to creep me out, too. You know, back in Kansas, I used to go hunting with my family out in flint hills. We had to gut our own kills, so this is really nothing for me. Thank you, Warwick. Thank you, guru Sona. Nice work, ladies. We are about to share a very profound experience. Adapted from native American rituals, the sweat lodge is a place of healing for your mind, your body and your spirit, where you can discover your inner truth. This is a sacred place, where you are free to be you. (Drumming) (Chanting): om ♪ Now, let us enter. Adrianna: Hey. Sorry I'm late. Guru Sona: I'm glad you came. Hey, where's Annie? Oh, she wanted to sleep; She asked me not to wake her. Go on, Susan. Tell us how that made you feel. Useless. I couldn't be a mother, but, um I was still his wife, and I still had value. You are infinitely valuable. This is not your fault. I know. (Susan sobs quietly) I know. Thank you. Thank you, Susan For your openness and your honesty. Now, who's next? Adrianna, tell us what's in your heart. What pain are you carrying that you wish to release? Unburden yourself. Um, I don't know. I guess I've been going through a really rough time lately. And what has been your role? What do you mean? Oh, we are creators. Our lives do not simply happen to us. We are in control, so what has been your role? I guess I have Done some unethical things, some really unethical things. Why? What did you hope to gain? Everything: Fame, money, success. But why? To what end? What void are you trying to fill? I guess I just want to feel important To matter. You don't feel that you're important? You don't feel that you matter? No, no, no, I I do. But I've sacrificed so much. It has to be for something greater, you know? I dropped out of school. I gave up so much time with my friends and family and other things. What other things? Well, two years ago, I got pregnant, and I gave the baby up for adoption. Um, I gave her up because I wasn't ready to be a mother, you know? And I wanted I wanted to do what was best for her. But I guess I also wanted a chance at living my life. You know, and pursuing my dreams. I felt like I was destined for greater things: Stardom. All that made sense back then. But now (Sighs) (Voice breaking): I mean, if I'm not I mean, if I'm just gonna be me What did I give my baby up for? You know, why did I do that? I gave up my own child for nothing. Ade I'm I'm sorry. Hey It's okay. (Sobbing) (Slight chuckle) (Sighs) Thank you, Adrianna, for sharing. You were very brave. Okay, the roasted potatoes will be done in a couple of minutes, and then we'll be ready to eat. Well, it all looks delicious. Mmm, this wine is wonderful. Oh, yeah, I'm glad you like it. It's a 1987 Bordeaux from the cotes de Blaye region. It's a supple, full-bodied wine with hints of fresh cherries delicately laced with oak to complement the natural fruitiness. Wow, you know a lot about wine. Not really. I just memorized the label on the way over to impress you. (Chuckling): Well, I'm very impressed by your memorization skills. Oh, why, thank you. (Chuckles) Dixon: Mom? Oh quick! Pantry. Are you serious? Yeah. What? Hey. Hey. What's going on here? Oh, I just felt like cooking. Trying out some new recipes. Oh, good, I'm starving. What? Oh, I thought you and Navid were hanging out tonight. Oh, we were, but, uh Something came up, and he had to bail. Oh, man, this smells amazing! I guess it's just me and you for dinner tonight, so, uh, let's eat. Oh, yeah, great. (Nervous chuckle) Let's eat. (Sighs) What do I want? Your deepest desire. Mm, okay. Well, I really want to be a filmmaker. I'm hoping to get into NYU next year. That'd be awesome. Dig deeper, silver. I don't want facts, I want emotions. You're holding back. What's in your heart? Share your feelings. (Sighs) I don't really know. Whatever you want. Whatever is in your heart, you can have it, but you have to be willing to state it plainly and clearly. I promise you that whatever you most deeply desire, you can manifest in your life. It's okay. Whatever it is, you can say it. I'm sorry. You know, I'm, I'm, I'm really not feeling very good. I think the heat's just, it's too much. I'm gonna go. ♪ Hey. You're really here. Uh (Chuckles) Yeah. You okay? What are you doing here? I was hanging out with Dixon Doesn't matter. Guru Sona: Thank you for sharing. (Breathes deeply) Guru Sona: Naomi. Oh, I'm happy just listening to everyone. This is a safe place. Oh, I know. I just don't really feel like spilling my guts to a roomful of sweaty strangers. No offense. It is often those most resistant who have the most to gain from this experience. I'm sure. Mm. We've all had pain, we've all had heartache, we have all suffered. (Chuckles) Uh, I think I got you all beaten in the suffering department this year. What is it? What happened? I really don't want to get into it. Too painful? An old cherokee chief was teaching his grandson about life. "There's a great fight going on inside all of us," he told him. "And it's a fight between two wolves. "One is evil. He is anger, envy "guilt, sorrow and ego. "And the other is good. "He is joy, love, hope, truth and faith." Grandson asked, "which wolf will win?" And the chief replied, "the one you feed." This is a chance, Naomi, for you to feed the good wolf. I was ***. Um, but I'm okay. Really, I am. I've gotten through it. And that was incredibly hard for a while, but I'm here, and he's in jail. And I've moved on. (Slight chuckle) You should be very proud of yourself. You've overcome something truly horrific. You're a strong woman, Naomi. A survivor. Thank you. So what does this mean moving forward? What do you mean? How will you grow from this experience? Well, I guess if I could, I'd like to help women and girls who've been through the same thing good, Naomi. Good for you. That's wonderful. Yeah, I guess, in general, I just like to do something positive with my life. Go on. Well I've recently come into a lot of money, and I could sit here all day and tell you how much I enjoy spending it on myself. (All chuckle) But I'd also like to make a difference in the world. I've seen firsthand where wealth and aimlessness can lead. Excellent, Naomi, excellent. You're on a very positive, very spiritual path. Keep pursuing it. Thank you, guru Sona. Namaste. Namaste. (Chuckles) Now our journey here is almost complete. I would like you all I'm sorry. Can I just, can I say something? Of course you can, Emily. I have to say that this has been the most incredible experience of my entire life. And I just want you guys to know that I think you are both amazing, beautiful people. I mean, you have been so kind to me, and I'm so grateful that you let me be a part of this. You're not at all shallow and superficial like Annie said. What? Oh, no, that's That's not what she meant. She just said that you're not as genuine as the people we know in Kansas. Oh, this is coming out all wrong! Please don't be mad at Annie. I promised her that I would never say anything when she talks about you guys behind your backs. Please don't say anything. No one is going to say anything. This is a safe place. Yeah, we won't say anything. Of course not. Thank you. Guru Sona: Okay, let's close our eyes. Nice, deep breath. Why don't you cook like this all the time? This is fantastic. Hmm, you're really savoring every bite. You mind if I have that last piece of chicken? Oh, I don't see why not. Ooh! I'm gonna put on some of those hot pepper flakes. Stop! Um No, no, no. You You sit, I'll get it, because you are my prince tonight. Can't argue with that. I'm so sorry. Emily: I just feel like the whole world should know about guru Sona. She should be on Oprah or something. Oprah would totally love her. I've never met anybody so serene and yet so powerful. She's like a hot, skinny female Buddha. Hey, Emily. Why didn't you wake me up for the sweat lodge? I-I thought you wanted to sleep. I never said that. I'm sorry. There must have just been a miscommunication. Well, I don't see how that's really possible, because I was very clear I said to wake me up before the sweat lodge. I I thought you didn't want me to wake you up. I specifically told you to wake me! Hey, Annie, relax. Geez, she made a mistake. It's okay, Emily. (Laughing): I kept thinking, I am going to pass out "and totally face plant into the hot coals." Or guru Sona's lap. How are you feeling? Much better. Thanks. I guess I just needed some sleep. Navid? What? Oh, my God, it's you! What are you doing here? Uh, your mom had some important papers from the bank for you to sign, and she said they just couldn't wait. She was really freaking out. So you just drove all the way up here? You're incredible. Best boyfriend in the world, ladies right here. Here you go, girls. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Adrianna: Yes. Mm-hmm. Hmm, I don't know Hey I don't need mine right now. I've decided to stay. What? Stay? I'm going to spend the whole week up here. I really feel like I've had some realizations, and I want to keep exploring. That's amazing. Guru Sona: Well, you leave her in good hands. Silver: Okay. Have a good time. And don't eat too many bugs. Hey Thanks for making me come up here. I owe you one. My pleasure. Let'*** it. Have a safe trip back. (Sighs) So what do you think about my cooking? I think you should stick to ping-pong. Oh, man, that's cold. I'm just kidding. It's good. Actually, I'm going get some more. (Text message alert chimes) I don't remember the last time I ate that much food. You really put it away. You're the best mom. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Um, I guess I'm gonna go do some studying. You need some help cleaning up? No. Uh-uh. Like I said, you are my prince tonight. Okay, cool. (Chuckles) Good night. Good night. Hi. Hey. (Sighs) (Sighs) I am so sorry, Ryan. I'm mortified. That was not how this evening was supposed to go. It definitely wasn't. Look, I understand if you don't want to keep seeing me, but I don't want the kids to know I'm dating their teacher. No, I-I understand. But? No buts. I understand and I want to keep seeing you, even if we have to sneak around. (Chuckles) (Text message alert chimes) So, how do you feel? I feel amazing. From this day forward, your life will never be the same. (Knocking) Hi. Hey. Are you alone? Yeah. Come on in. I got your text. What text? The text you sent me. I didn't send you a text. Uh, yeah, you did. Here. "Come see me tomorrow. We belong together." I swear I didn't send this to you. Well, it came from your phone. Charlie must have sent it. Why would Charlie send me this text from your phone? He said something kind of cryptic this morning before he left. He told me he wanted me to be happy and not feel like I owed him anything. It seemed kind of weird at the time, but now that he's gone Wait, what do you mean he's gone? He left this morning for a semester in Paris. So, what does that mean? I guess Charlie thinks we belong together. And what do you think? (Dialing) (Phone line ringing) Man: Hello. Hey, it's Adrianna. I have something for you, and I think it's worth a lot more than $10,000. I'm listening. (Sighs) I gave a baby up for adoption. That's good, but not good enough. Now, if you were trying to get your baby back, that would be a big story. Well, I am trying. I want to get my baby back.