Vegetarian Vampire - Lyrics - Venetian Princess

Jodie-Amy Rivera , also known as VenetianPrincess, is a YouTube Internet personality who became known worldwide in 2006. She was the longest standing #1 most subscribed female in the world from February 2009 to August 2012. Rivera is of Swedish and Italian ancestry, and grew up in Brockton, MA. Her videos are usually parodies of songs and events in pop culture. Between both of her channels, she has over 1 million subscribers, and has had over 380 million video views. She gained notoriety in 2006 after being featured on the front page of YouTube, and then in 2007 was one of the first people invited into YouTube's revenue sharing program. In December 2008, Samsung announced that her music video for her original song "Somewhere Else" is the pre-installed video on all Samsung Behold cell phones. PC World Magazine named her "7 Things Guys Don't Have To Do" music video one of the top 10 viral videos of 2008.

Bella: Vegetarian Vampire Would you please bite me So that I can be just like you Edward: Oh my dear I would like To have just one bite But that's not in the cards for you Unless you're made of tofu You look real sultry Too bad your not poultry Red meat is not for me And I'm scared you have V.D. Bella: Oh my god That's really mean Take a bite I'm sure that I am clean Vegetarian Vampire I will be your first Come quench your thirst Vegetarian Vampire Would you please bite me So that I can be just like you Edward, listen to me And I'm sure you'll agree You're the lion, I'm the lamb I bet I taste much better than Spam Tattoos are so old school Vampire bites are just so cool Mortal life is so done I wanna be sparkly in the sun Edward: Hate to kill your self-esteem But I'm more tempted by ice cream Bella: Vegetarian Vampire I will be your first come quench your thirst Vegetarian Vampire Would you please bite me So that I can be just like Edward: I'm a veggie vampire I have been 17 ever since 1918 I make these ladies scream I'm giving out immortality If you're kind of salady I'm like on TV Come on Bella please, let's climb up this tree Bella: Oh just imagine Edward We can spend the rest of eternity together Edward: Oh, I ... uh ... I can't Bella: What's wrong, is there something wrong with me Don't you want me Edward: Yes, I want you It ... it's just that I have commitment issues Uhh ... it's not you, it's me Bella: Edward Cullen, you bite me Right now