What The Spek - Dinner for old people, spilt milk, and a big - Little - Announcement.

"What have you done?" (music playing) My mom's been in town for a couple days. My grandma flies into town today from LA. She'll be in town for 2 days. "Family!" Gonna hang out with this kid. "Hello baby" We're gonna have them over for dinner. We were gonna go out, but given the kid's recent outbursts going out seems a little risky. "It's not funny." So we're gonna make some dinner here. "I'm calling the fire department." It's a little tough. My grandma's not really an adventurous eater. "White bread with mayonaise." I can't blame her, she's "ninety years young." I eat burritos and cookie crisp half the time anyways. "It's true." So... it's gonna be a busy and very exciting day. "He's just living a boring old man life like he has nothing to hide." "Did you see that? Did you see what I just did?" *laughter* "This is amazing." *laughter* "I think she really likes me" *laughter* "I am so happy" "I think this has been great" "I can't thank you enough." *cries* "Okay, i'm gonna take off." *more crying* "That went well. That went really well." "Where am I? Who are we? Who am I?" "Whoa." "I'm just playin" These pants...what do you think? "I love them!" How bout this shirt? "It's gorgeous." "We look great." Where's your coat? "Where the *** is my *** coat?" Oh, there it is "Oh, you silly." Okay... What are some foods that old white ladies like? "Like what they did on the Golden Girls." Like, a meat stew? "Battered fish and meat pies." Like, a well-done steak with some kinda, some kinda sauce on it? "Cheese casserole." Potatos. Just potatos. "Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew." Chicken? A Chicken breast? "Rice pilaf!" Maybe just, like, Italian food? Some kind of italian food? Chicken parm. How bout chicken parm? "Delicous!" Yeah, okay. I like this plan. "Hello, Newman." "Handling raw chicken. Best part of the job!" Her friends at The Station gave her apple juice. "What's the big deal?" It's gonna be a busy day for diapers around here. "Ew." "Don't *** sneak up on me like that!" Oh. Oh, that's a big mess. "Don't worry. Everything is fine." That's a big mess you made. "I'm not mad." Yeah, we gotta clean it up, don't we? "Children are a gift. Are they not?" Can you put that down? "Ha ha ha! This is great!" Okay. "I don't even know where to begin." "I don't know why you look surprised." "From a jar." "Leaves." "So they're golden brown." "Like a warm blanket." "It's beautiful." "It's fine." "It's fine." "Your hair..." "It's different." "I promise teach karate." No, you. "That's a mexican standoff. That was not the deal!" The wife and I are going to the third ultrasound. "Wait, what?" Oh, p.s... We're having another baby. This one is where we find out boy or girl so that's exciting. But we're running a little late. "I'm sure it worked out great." then we got stuck in traffic, then we missed the appointment. "That's because someone drives like an old woman." And so she scoured google, made a few phone calls, and we ended up at a third-party ultrasound... place? "Great. Great story." We missed our ultrasound appointment. So now we're going to a place at South Center Mall. "Wait, wait, wait. Did you just say shopping mall?" But we have to kill a half an hour so i'm gonna buy a pillow at Target. "It feels like you're stalling." They changed the layout at Target, and it's awful here now. "I know you're stalling." "You're stalling on this thing!" "What're the odds this is legit?" "She's cute." So here's the thing, I kinda wanted to poke fun at the fact we had to go get an ultrasound at a strip mall across the street from a Taco Bell. "Hey. This isn't Taco Bell." But, it turns out the place was really great They were super nice, and they got us in really quick. and it cost $64. "64?" That wasn't, like, a copay. That was just total. $64. "64, huh?" They had toys there for kids to play with. They had bookcases of stuffed animals and they would record your ultrasound heartbeat and then put it in the animal. "Monkey needs a hug." If you want them to tell you likely gender during the procedure, they can and will. But we wanted them to write it down. and then look at it later. "I want it to be a surprise." So he just had us look away at certain parts And then at the end they give you a few pictures and they give you a card in a sealed envelope. and then you open it whenever you're someplace you're comfortable. which for us was we just pulled to a different parking space in the parking lot across from the Taco Bell. "He knows how to treat a lady." Okay, here we go. Boy or girl? I think boy. I think boy too. "This is extremely suspenseful." Here we go. "The suspense is terrible." "It's a girl" Hey cool! *laughter* "Oh thank god." "You guys are gross."