Go to Versh - Season 1, Episode 9: The Legend of Melda

The Legend of Melda Now what kind of crap did you buy? The one and only... Legend of Melda and the Ukulele of Time Oh, that's an original name! You don't give ***, anyway, do you, you 25-cent ***? Chapultepec Forest Hello! I'm a fairy! And the day has come for your quest to begi... What the ***. Those things DO sting. 2 minutes later... Ok let's see you stupid beast! I tried to ask politely. Either you come with me or I'll have the *** Talking Tree stick a branch up your a... 15 minutes later... Oh, you finally arrived. Yeah dude, and you'll have to pay me extra because this *** almost killed me. OMFG, it really IS a *** Talking Tree. Come closer boy. No, you're *** retarded I'm *** myself here. I have chosen you for a very important mission. An evil spider has settled in my prostate and I need you to destroy it. Son of a ***, that's gross! And why me? Well because you are an illegal immigrant. What a ***! Now you crossed the line you *** stupid branch! It is your decision! Either you cooperate or I'll call the department of immigration of the magical forest so they kick you the crap out of here. *** ***. At least give me a gun, a flamethrower something military... a bazooka, something cool like that... Well... there's a *** wooden sword, and a *** wooden shield because of this *** recession. *** ***. All right then, open your mouth. I'm in a hurry. Nope. I already brushed my teeth so you'll have to go in through MY A-*** WHAT THE ***?! Inside the *** Talking Tree... Look, that's the *** Talking Tree's prostate. And that's the thing that's been *** on it. Ok, we can manage this in civilized manner. If you can show me an order of eviction so I could... *** you, ***. Outside the *** Talking Tree... Oh, that's much better. Take this stone that has the shape of a... ehm... tamarind... that doesn't work for anything. So much *** for that piece of crap? Yes ***! And when you die you won't go to heaven because you have no soul and... and... Stupid! Either you come with me or I'll have the *** Talking Tree stick a branch up on your ***! Your ***!