Blazing Beta's Variety Night Sketch

(We're Blazing Beta.) And our characters are Gollum, the Joker and Samson. So, and angel of the Lord appeared to a woman and said to her. Indeed, although you are barren and a boy will be injured. But you shall conceive and bear a son. So, for you will conceive and bear a son and no razor shall come upon his head. For the child shall be A Nazareth to God for the kingdom and he shall begin to deliver Israel out of the hands of the Philistines. And this child is, Samson. Beautiful, long hair. Never been touched by a razor before. Samson was a man, full of strength and might, filled by God. He can kill lions. as he tears the paper. And he kills the lion! He can destroy houses. Just by tearing the paper, again. Even things indestructable, like normal, ordinary objects that are personally indestructable. So one day, Samson met Delilah. Wah, she's so pretty. Must find her on Facebook. Yes! She do has Facebook! Add her. *technical problems* So Delilah was sitting on a chair one day... and Joker came to meet. *snarl* the name's Joker. *evil giggle* I think you're presently friends with Samson? He added me on Facebook yesterday. - Facebook? - Yeah, Facebook. He has Facebook? Everybody has Facebook. Okay. I don't. *surprise cue* Hi Mum. So, I want you, to keep digging, in return for this magic shampoo I want to know, what is his secret to his magic strength. I'll do it for you. Just give me the shampoo! We will meet again. And so, Joker left. One day.. Samson was just chilling at home, reading his newspaper I'm reading newspaper. My precious. - Samson. -What? Can't you see I'm reading newspaper? Darling, by all means will you tell me the truth what is the one thing that won't make you strong? I'm not saying. Maybe I hate K-POP music. - Really? K-POP music? -Yeah. So is that what you want? Catch him! *surprise cue* Sayonara! Samson darling Why did you have to lie to me? Will you tell me again, what is it that won't make you strong? Actually, chicken dance! Now, catch him! Idiots. Again. Samson darling, why did you have to lie to me again? When will you tell me the truth? Yeah. If you cut my hair, I'll be weak. - Will those bad guys catch you? - How did you know..? Dunno! Come, let's take a nap here. *snip snip snip* My precious! And for some reason after the haircut, Samson seemed to look almost bigger and a little bit darker, but he was much weaker than before. Now, catch him! *evil laugh* *sticks out tongue at Samson* You're all mine now. Noooo!!! Joker sent Samson to his private dungeon. And while he was in captivity, his hair grew back. But just a little. And, the two pillars! For, Joker's private entertainment He invited Delilah and Gollum. *evil laugh* - Welcome Delilah. - Give me my shampoo! Okay. My little precious. Now, Samson, you're cute. This, as promised. So Joker thought that Samson has lost all his strength but, as the little of hair that grew back, He cried out to the Lord Lord, strengthen me this one more time! With all of his might, Samson tried by pulling down the main foundation of the pillars and everyone died. THE END.