Youtube 101 - How to upload

>> Bob, we got a problem. My wife wants our kid's first words uploaded to YouTube and remind the fact that he is 22, hold on. "Best wishes. Sorry, we had to fire you." What'll I do, Bob? >> BOB: Ask your technology VPs. Besides, it's my anniversary. >> I did, they're just frowning at me, real creepy like. Now whatever you do, don't hang up on me. >> What did he say? >> BOB: He needs help uploading a video to YouTube. The only problem is that I'm an idiot. >> That's true, but I'm not. I'll explain it while I see if the cleaning lady did a good job dusting. These counters are pretty clean. First, click the Upload button. Then, select the movie from your desktop. Let's use the one from Grandma Hilda's wedding. Fridge is good. Okay, now, we have to name the video. It's always good to use a descriptive title and provide a helpful explanation of what the video contains. So, in this case, let's go with Grandma Hilda's Drunken Wedding. And let's describe it as "72 year old says, 'I do' and then says, 'Baarrrggff'." Oh, this oven is cleaner than leave it to beaver. Now, we have to add some tags. Okay, let's see, "Wedding, whiskey, grandma, barf, tuba." Hi. This is Bob's wife. My house is super clean. >> Women. Anyway, is he smart yet? >> Almost. I'm just showing him one more thing. Select the video category and decide if you want to make your video public or private. Let's make this one public, so everyone can enjoy it. And then, save our settings. >> BOB: Hey, boss. I can upload like a *** now. Also, after your video is loaded, you can share it on Facebook, Twitter and Google Reader using the AutoShare Options. And you can even embed it on your own Website by copying the code from the embed box and pasting it wherever you want. >> That's great. And thank your wife for us. >> Oh, I still on the line. I listened to all of his calls. >> Huh, my wife does that, too. >> BOB: I feel like a prisoner in own house. By the way, after your video is uploaded, it may take a short while to process. Don't worry, that's normal. >> Thanks Bob. Say, why don't you two go have a fancy dinner? Charge it to the company? >> We will. I know a perfect little place in Paris. >> You just got played like a record, old man. >> Paris, here we come. >> BOB: Thanks, darling. You're the swellest. >> Don't thank me. Thank YouTube. >> BOB: Thanks YouTube.